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MGTOW discovers terrible new form of misandry: Women who only pretend to like hiking

Fake woman climber fake climbing fake mountain
Fake woman climber fake climbing fake mountain

You may think you know everything about the terribleness of women that there is to know.

But do you know about Hike Misandry?

Over in the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit one outdoor adventurer clues us in on this insidious new form of feminine evil.

On the Nature of Women (self.MGTOW) submitted 3 hours ago by Mrtwins Lately I've been observing women's habits when they get involved in a certain activity. I'm personally into the outdoors, and have noticed that there has been a significant amount of women flocking to outdoor "advenchurrr" lately. I've gone on a few hiking dates with these girls, and most of them don't give a shit about the outdoors. They complain about the mosquitoes/weather, and just want to get some picture of themselves for their "wanderlust" instagram profile. Consumerism loves it, they buy overpriced outdoor gear for your typical 1 mile state park loop. This leads to a something I've found out about most women; they don't care as much for the activity/interest, they care about the social validation it brings them and the image of themselves they can portray to others. I don't want to date these women, I don't want to be a part of their game. When I hike, I want to hike. I'm going my own way.

Damn those FAKE HIKER GIRLS!

One MGTOW suggests that men should also be wary of women who claim to exercise.  (As if!)

Morranaii 2 points an hour ago yup. remember one girl that was hitting on me- constantly telling me that she exercises. maybe she was, maybe she wasn't. but that isn't enough to lure me.

Stay safe, men, stay safe. It’s a treacherous world out there.

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Alpine, RN
Alpine, RN
8 years ago

Suspect in custody- he was sitting on a bench at one of the scenes watching the chaos. jerk.

mockingbird
mockingbird
8 years ago

@scildfreja re: food:

I made Whoopie Pies today.

http://i.imgur.com/mkiY905.jpg

So, so many Whoopie Pies.

I’d never done this recipe before and like to follow recipe’s to the letter the first time that I do them, tweak like heck afterwards.
It said that it made 16.
32.
Thirty-two Whoopie Pies.

Well, like 20 full-sized ones and then I made approximately one bazillion tiny ones for lunches.

But, anyway – there’s a picture of food!

ETA – Posted with the knowledge that Whoopie Pies may be the culinary opposite of hiking.

mockingbird
mockingbird
8 years ago

@Alpine – I’m sorry that Dr Alpine had to go through that.
“Sorry” doesn’t even begin to touch how I feel towards those who’ve been more effected.

@SFHC – Don’t forget, “It’s disgusting that gun control advocates would use this tragedy to further their agenda.”

Paradoxical Intention - Resident Cheeseburger Slut

Well, if he’s not white, we’ll hear about how all [racial slurs] are violent, etc. from the racists.

But if he’s a cop, then we’ll only hear sympathy from cop-supporters.

And of course, there will be fingers-in-ears, eyes-screwed-shut chants of “Crazy, don’t know why he did it, tragedy, can’t prevent it from happening again”

Alpine, RN
Alpine, RN
8 years ago

but you KNOW you wont hear a lot of “maybe we shouldn’t reenforce the idea that men own women”

Nikki the Bluth Wannabe
Nikki the Bluth Wannabe
8 years ago

I’m not suited for hiking-I don’t like being outside for long stretches of time and I am the mosquito equivalent of caviar. I won’t go hiking with you, but I would be up for hitting the rock wall at the rec center.

Nikki the Bluth Wannabe
Nikki the Bluth Wannabe
8 years ago

And @Scildfreja
I am also all about the pancakes.

Nikki the Bluth Wannabe
Nikki the Bluth Wannabe
8 years ago

@Alpine
All the best to you and Dr. Alpine.

Neremanth
Neremanth
8 years ago

At least this explains that post the other day, about someone asking the MGTOWs why they didn’t ever talk about all their cool hobbies. Obviously they are up to all sorts of amazing stuff all the time, that we’d be totally awed by if we ever knew about it, but they can’t actually tell anyone so as not to sully the purity of their pursuits.

In any case, since men are of course superior in every way, they naturally got to the whole social-validation-for-hiking thing before it even occurred to the wimminz – a whole 10 years ago, to be precise.

Paws
Paws
8 years ago

Wow, no shit a woman who loves the outdoors is going to love to socialise. As usual, these guys have to make everything about men, especially themselves. Everything a woman does is for men. Don’t flatter yourselves, assholes. Believe me when I say women have better things to do than impress men. Women love hobbies because they just love them. What a hard concept to understand. It’s like Einsteinien physics or something for these guys.

When I hike, I want to hike. I’m going my own way.

Then go your own way already, shithead! You guys always say that but you never seem to actually fuck off! You’re like a bad case of the runs that always seem to go away at first, but come back as bad as ever! Go away, already! Shoo! Scat!

floot
floot
4 years ago

… what did I just read I just… I literally cannot even.

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