aliens flat earth gravity is a lie least convincing video poll

Dubious Alien or Third Rock Gravity Fraud? Pick the least convincing YouTube video!

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This is a bit off-topic, but I’m thinking this blog could use more off-topic stuff these days.

Here are two (short) videos I rounded up from YouTube. I want you to tell me which is the least convincing.

First, a possibly just a teensy bit questionable “alien” encounter that the video poster swears is “REAL!” Supposedly captured by a CCTV camera. Why a CCTV camera would be pointed at a storm pipe in a field I have no idea.

Next, proof that gravity is fake, as revealed by a secret Illuminati clue hidden in plain sight on Third Rock from the Sun.

And, yes, the guy posting it is utterly sincere. He’s a flat earther, literally, and for some reason flat earthers think gravity is a LIE!

Read the comments for the video on YouTube and despair for the future of mankind. I mean, that’s true for pretty much all YouTube comments, but trust me, these are even more despair-inducing than usual.

Now it’s up to you to pick The Least Convincing YouTube Video of the Week!

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6 years ago

I make no apologies for the fact that anything John Lithgow says is gospel. Sure, that means he’s an man-alien-transgender-woman-serial-killer-hitman-terrorist-dance-hating-mayor, but my faith in Lithgow knows no bounds.

Also, the “alien” looked like the spanner I use to take the wheel nuts off my car.

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