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Step 1) Post an 800-word rant on Reddit starting with the sentence “Women are sh*t.”

It's true. All women are exactly the same.
It’s true. All women are exactly the same.

How to get 200 upvotes on Reddit.

Step 1) Post an 800-word rant on the Red Pill subreddit starting with the sentence “Women are shit.”

Step 2) There is no step 2.

TRUE STORY.

I’ve seen the rant, and now you can see it too. If you’re not masochistic enough to click on that link, I’m not going to subject you to the whole thing. It contains so much pure misogyny per square inch that reading it wore me out. So I’m just going to post some giant chunks of it, make a few jokes, and then take the rest of the day off.

Ok, let’s go:

Women are shit. AWALT. Fuckoff snowflakes, nobody cares you think you’re different. Every woman thinks she’s special and different and expects to be treated as such. It’s all bullshit. Women are remarkably similar to each other across the board and HATE being generalised because of their narcissism. They’re so similar psychologically that we can make a fucking subreddit [The Red Pill] that generalises just over half the human race with an incredible degree of accuracy and use that knowledge as a proficient weapon in helping men get the upperhand in a social system where they’re systemically beaten down.

Dude, I don’t want to nitpick but “upper hand” is two words, not one. “Uppercut” is one word. “Upper hand,” two. Continue.

The upperhand is something a man needs if he ever wants to come out unscathed with any kind of social contract with a woman.

Dude, what did I just say? It’s two words. TWO WORDS.

Hypergamy necessitates it. She requires your superiority to be attracted to you, that’s probably the biggest joke about “equality.”

No, here’s the biggest joke about equality:

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician?

He had to work it out with a pencil

Sorry, that wasn’t about equality. But I thought it was pretty good for a poop joke.

Not all women are born equal, but all have a capacity for insanity and machiavellianism. … Never met a bitch who wasn’t crazy or manipulative. [U]nderneath that exterior of upward inflexion, smilies and a face full of chemicals their lurks something far darker and more destructive.

That they have to work out with a pencil? Ba-dum-tish!

Did you see what I did there? In comedy that’s known as a “callback.”

Men need to start living in bachelor pads together, library, gym, pool table. Swimming pool. No bitches living in the house.

Yeah, I think you’ve just invented the frat house. (Well, a frat house with a pool.)

It’s an effective way to avoid this clusterfuck of affairs we call women/marriage/divorce/hypergamy without being lonely/sacrificing a sex life.

I don’t think anyone calls it “ women/marriage/divorce/hypergamy.” That’s kind of a mouthful.

Jealous bitches will accuse you of being gay as an effort to shame you/your friends into adhering to the traditional narrative and wifing up her or one of her friends, laugh in their faces and shame them right back for being homophobic. Lay into them for hating gays and watch them shut the fuck up as you flip their own bullshit back at them.

Yeah, show those shitty bitches who the real hater is … wait, what?

Live your life on your own terms men don’t feel like you have some fucking duty to society and these ungrateful harpies who’ll never appreciate all the sweat and toil you put into making ends meat. Fuck ’em all. Society never gave a fuck about you so don’t feel some disjointed loyalty to it.

Disjointed loyalty? I’m beginning to think this guy doesn’t know how words work.

If you’re not already lumbered with a woman, a woman’s problems, and a kid, sit back, sip a JD & Coke from a cocktail straw and let it all fucking burn.

If it’s all burning, maybe you should jump in that pool of yours to stay safe.

We can literally redefine transactional sex from “shit woman does to control you” to “something women are paid to do and then quickly leave because you don’t want the crazy parasite trying to dig her claws into your life”

Wow. First you invented the frat house, now you’ve invented prostitution. Congratulation.

Wanna know something else pretty? Older women who are single tend to go even crazier. They’re not fucking built to do this alone, yet they’re designed in a way that makes you not want to put up with them.

Wait, single older women are designed to make you sick of them? Who exactly designed them like this? Evolutionary psychology just gets weirder and weirder.

Hahahaha. Couldn’t give a shit about woman’s struggles, everyone’s running around after them, men are the ones in most urgent need of help – mostly emotional support. I get too many messages from guys who want to kill themselves. It’s fucked up. Thanks women/feminism.

In all seriousness, I hope you tell these guys to call their therapist, or a hotline, because they’re not going to get the help they need from you, that’s for sure.

Some guys are desperate for something more meaningful with a woman, love, a proper relationship and blah blah. Fair enough, I understand that desire, but all this shit still applies. You will get fucked. It’s not a question of if, but when. Most people who make it work met very young, you were her first alpha or some shit. A lot of this shit still applies you just have far better odds at working through it.

Well, no, actually people who get married when they’re very young divorce at much higher rates than those who get married later. It’s almost as if people learn and grow from experience and can make better choices when they’re a bit older. The more experience a woman has with men, the less likely she’ll be willing to settle with a wannabe “alpha” asshole like you.

Oh yeah, another thing, any unfavourable opinion of women no matter how rooted in reality makes you a bitter misogynist, might as well embrace the label until it loses any meaning. Much how women call each other sluts and bitches to be cute. Oh you bitter misogynist you, have a soft punch in the arm.

If you think any of these ridiculous opinions of yours are rooted in reality, you’re not only a misogynist, you’re kind of an idiot, too. And possibly 14 yeard old.

NOTE: Thanks to the Red-Pill-watchers in the Blue Pill subreddit for pointing me to this, er, gem.

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LBT
LBT
7 years ago

RE: Aunt Edna

LOL @ tears of ideological agony

I DON’T WANT TO ENJOY IT THE MATRIARCHY FORBIDS IT! *weep* I AM A BAD FEMINIST!

I vote we make MenOnStrike go on strike, from here. You know, as his name implies.

Cassie's Major Domo
Cassie's Major Domo
7 years ago

I vote we make MenOnStrike go on strike, from here. You know, as his name implies.

He’s not on strike. He’s actually a knobstick.*

(*Slang term for strikebreaker, but also hilarious sounding.)

Howard
Howard
7 years ago

Haha…. i’m drunk and even I can tell this is fucking bs

This was a fun read David

“AWALT”

But “Not all men” amirite???

fruitloopsie
fruitloopsie
7 years ago

Jared
That book talks about men being the stupid fathers/husbands in shows. They do realize that other men made those shows right? I don’t like those shows, they bash both genders.

LBT
LBT
7 years ago

RE: Cassie’s Major Domo

HA!

Also, last I checked, people on strike tended not to constantly go, “No, but maybe the strikers have a point, I’m just saying, have you considered…” They’re usually, you know. STRIKING.

Aunt Edna
Aunt Edna
7 years ago

(2nd try)

On the (flaming) misogyny that “isn’t” (except that it is):

It is astounding to see the worst misogynists and their defenders (yeah, looking at you, MoS) to deny their misogyny. That’s some truly fascinating psychological mechanism at work, in addition to plain denial, which makes it possible for them to claim they are not misogynist while every sentence they utter drips with fear and loathing of women.

As luck (huh) would have it, over at the IrRational Male, a dude — one of oh-so-many who claim not to be misogynist (“Who, me? I’d never!”) — says the following:

“A ”good” man is the guy who protects her and provisions for her. A good man is the man who died in wars to prevent women from being raped and murdered. I think about it, how many men died to protect the same women who opened their arms to the invading armies and I reflect on it. I respect these soldiers for facing such a gruesome death and going on with it but that part about defending women is retarded as all hell.

Unless a woman looks like Helen of Troy I couldn’t care less what happens to her. Matter of fact, whenever I see a woman on the early stages of being molested I move as far away from her as possible. I wouldn’t risk breaking a nail for the vast majority of women, let alone risking my life for women who are sub-par. That extends itself to helping women in any type of difficulty. Its not that I ”hate” women its just that I see any effort dedicated to most women as a complete waste.”

http://therationalmale.com/2014/09/15/alpha-agents-of-righteous-karma/comment-page-2/#comment-55222

The Irrational Male himself, Mr. Tomassi, says this at the end of his most recent breathtakingly misogynist post:

“For all of the accusations of red pill “misogyny” I genuinely do like women, and I’m not rooting for them to smash into the Wall. However I can see why my observations make this seem so – hard truths are often warnings that we don’t like to heed.”

Bwahahahahaha! Ha. Yep, Rollo Tomassi genuinely likes women and has only their best interests at heart.

C’mon, misogynists, own your crap. Just once.

Oh, wait… If you were able and willing to own your crap, you would not be misogynists. Never mind.

fruitloopsie
fruitloopsie
7 years ago

fibinachi
I thought I’v seen mos somewhere before. My memory is not the best. So is he really a mra? Because “men on strike” sounds like a humanist to me!

jared
jared
7 years ago

@fruitloopsie

That book was highly regarded by Paul Elam and his cronies over at avfm. I never read the book and have no interest in ever reading it. But judging by the reviews over at Amazon it is revered by the mra/mgtow community. I just assumed it was some type of marriage or dating strike judging by the title and the readership. I do agree about those silly sitcoms. There was a show on tv here in the US some time ago called “Married with children” I saw a few reruns and I totally agree with you in that it portrayed both men an women as stupid.

sunnysombrera
7 years ago

Fruitloopsie: Ah yes. The fat stupid husband character and the nagging pedantic wife character.

sunnysombrera
7 years ago

Fruitloopsie: Ah yes. The fat stupid husband character and the nagging pedantic wife character.

cloudiah
7 years ago

I’ve been on strike. It was a lot more enjoyable than reading MoS’ blather, even though my paycheck took a serious hit for a while.

C.B.
C.B.
7 years ago

I’m really getting sick of this hypergamy crap. The red pill subreddit is the worst.

Michael McG
Michael McG
7 years ago

must admit that I am utterly gobsmacked that–no matter how many absolutely horrid experiences a given man has had with women–he can even begin to think that that his experiences with that number of women could even beat didn’t to be generalized to all women. I mean in my estimation it takes a special kind of cognitive distortion to think that once experience with .0001% of all women–and that is on the extremely generous side–could possibly ever begin to even approach anything that resembled an educated guess at anything that *all* women did or were.

cloudiah
7 years ago

So I haven’t read this whole thread yet, but am I to gather that if you don’t ceaselessly harass, abuse, and threaten a population, that counts as “coddling” them?

I am apparently a serial coddler, since I’ve never harassed, abused, or threatened anybody.

katz
7 years ago

Whatever. Here are rats sniffing out land mines.

fruitloopsie
fruitloopsie
7 years ago

Jared
Not just shows but movies and sometimes just everywhere else too. But most of those are made by men, not women or aliens.
I think you might like ‘The Nanny’ and The Addams Family’

cloudiah
7 years ago

Aw, ratties. I hope they’re too light to set them off?

katz
7 years ago

Aw, ratties. I hope they’re too light to set them off?

Of course. That is why they use them instead of dogs.

LBT
LBT
7 years ago

RE: katz

Sneak just made 8D faces the whole time zie watched that. “SO CUTE!”

Service animals are so awesome. It’s amazing what they can do!

fruitloopsie
fruitloopsie
7 years ago

It’s strange that mos doesn’t think that the guy above is a misognist but after I told my story of my father he suddenly asks if I’m a man hater.

Oh well enough about him! Let’s get down with some brain bleach!
http://youtu.be/eLyW_xTen0Y

Cassie's Major Domo
Cassie's Major Domo
7 years ago

So I haven’t read this whole thread yet, but am I to gather that if you don’t ceaselessly harass, abuse, and threaten a population, that counts as “coddling” them?

Also: If you write that “Women are shit. AWALT” and follow that up with 800 words in the same vein, it’s too harsh to call such a person a misogynist.

wordsp1nner
7 years ago

But clearly a woman doing (fairly basic) feminist media critiques that almost never mention non-fictional men hates all men.

Obviously.

Whoreson Welles
Whoreson Welles
7 years ago

I can not wait to be a single older woman and have my built in acid dispensers blossom from my crow’s feet and my air raid sirens jut out from under my sagging breasts. Oh the joys of how I was designed!

Until then, I have to simply make do with my face full of chemicals. I have a neurotoxin on the right side of my face, and an antidote on the left side. That way I can have a vicious cycle of injuring men and then reviving them.

fruitloopsie
fruitloopsie
7 years ago

Cloudiah
Adding to Cassie’s major domo, if you talk about your father it’s okay to ask that person if they hate men. But yeah don’t call someone a misognist even if they did type all that above.

Bina
7 years ago

@bina – “you can’t have unprotected sex without consequences anymore!” You’re right, men can’t anymore… how sad… but women can… wait, what?

No they CAN’T. They never could. How fucking dense ARE you, anyway? Are you 12 years old? Because you sound like you really need to take sex ed, badly.

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