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Tell Her That Her Soul Is Dog-Sh*t: Dating advice from A Voice for Men

Note: Method described in following post will not have this effect
Note: Method described in following post will not have this effect

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So over on A Voice for Men, young Jason Gregory seems faintly jealous that young  women who put up dating profiles online tend to get flooded with messages — and the occasional dick pic — from horny guys.

F]ree cock is everywhere. Men give it away like it’s worthless. … I doubt that it is unusual at all for a woman to get 300 messages in her inbox from men who are desperate for female affection, approval, and sex. There is no doubt in my mind that men send “dick-pics” and clamor, bother, and sometimes harass women for their affections and attentions.

But Jason feels no sympathy for young women who put up profiles hoping to meet some nice young fellow who’s also into Sherlock and Neil Gaiman and Indian food and instead get messages from guys who introduce themselves by expressing a desire to ejaculate in their hair.

No, Jason is angry because he’s convinced all these offers of “free cock” only serve to make the women of the world into snooty-stuck stuck-up so-and-sos who think they’re all that and a folder full of dick pics.

All you men who give it away, all you do is reinforce the entitlement mentality of women who believe that their being present is plenty. You reinforce the idea that women don’t owe anything to the relationship—that they deserve a free-ride of cocks and that they don’t even have to break a sweat.

Jason, I should add, means this last bit literally. He’s resentful that when he allegedly engages in the act of coitus he has to do all the work while his alleged partners allegedly lie there like inflatable love-dolls.

Anyhoo,.Jason has a plan to take these stuck-up ladies down a peg or two: A cock strike.

Yep, he wants men to start saying “no” to women who are interested in them, just to see how they like it. But he doesn’t want them to just say no. He wants them to be giant dicks about it.

Try telling a girl no. Tell her, after she makes it clear that she wants your cock, that you’re not interested in giving it to her. Tell her that she isn’t interesting, that her soul is dog-shit and that she has nothing to offer other than boobs and booty, that she is a piece of shit and a total failure as a human being, that you don’t find her attractive and that she isn’t even good enough to be a cum-bucket. Tell her that she is never going to be any good at sucking cock and that she needs to stop pretending that she is doing any favors and learn to compensate for her inadequacies by becoming “kinky.” Tell her that her vapid life of shoes and pop-culture and materialism are soulless pursuits of dog-shit. Watch what happens. If you Jez-ladies wanna know what “hostile” means, see this rejected woman.

Emphasis mine.

A Voice for Men, you may recall, sees itself as leading the most important civil rights movement of the 21st century. I am sure Jason Gregory’s post here will be remembered alongside Martin Luther King’s Letter from a Birmingham Jail as a classic in civil rights literature.

EDIT: I added a couple more “allegedlys” to a sentence I thought needed them.

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Hyena Girl
8 years ago

Well that strategy does have one thing to commend it… it would make it easier to quickly spot and avoid MRA types.

AIT
AIT
8 years ago

Once again, we see someone who ignores the reality of what those 300 messages likely contain, and how downright creepy/threatening most of them can be, and just wants to find a reason to be hateful.

Though, on the positive side, people who take his advice? They’re probably not good prospective dates anyway.

moldybrehd
8 years ago

So… they’re supposed to tell the few women willing to sleep with them… to go away? And do it in a way that guarantees she won’t be back?

Mwahahahahaha! This shit is hilarious!

Ally S
8 years ago

Oh hi there Abusers’ Lobby.

Chie Satonaka
Chie Satonaka
8 years ago

Yet again, I must point out that a guy who recently experimented by putting up a female profile on a dating site was forced to take it down after a mere TWO HOURS due to the disgusting onslaught of harassment he received.

dallasapple
dallasapple
8 years ago

Oh …darnit! A cock strike ! Please no!!!!!!!!!!!!

LBT
LBT
8 years ago

Oh lord, guys. This morning, I broke up a violent partner-beating in my apartment complex. (Warnings for violence, cops, and some blood.) It was two army vets, and from what I could tell, it was the woman who beat the shit out of the guy. I broke it up and got the cops and landlord involved, but Jesus, what a way to wake up. I feel like I did the best I could but Jesus. Poor guy. If AIT or pecunium can give me some advice on how I might be able to help in such things in the future (both vets are suffering from PTSD), I’d really appreciate it; I’ll probably be seeing this guy around a fair bit, him leaving direct below me and all.

In happier news, I’m going to be opening up a writeathon this weekend, with the rather appropriate topic of the shadow. I encourage you guys to come and get involved; I think a good art project is just what I need to get my mind off that poor guy. (Because oh, I’m keeping an ear and an eye on him.)

F]ree cock is everywhere. Men give it away like it’s worthless.

Well, I sure ain’t PAYING for the privilege of jumping on your damn dick.

All you men who give it away,

By all means, put your dick behind a pay-wall. The world would thank you. Please. PLEASE only sell your dick to the highest bidder. (All five of them.) (All five of them being your fingers.)

dallasapple
dallasapple
8 years ago

TWO HOURS due to the disgusting onslaught of harassment he received.

Whats the matter is he spoiled ? Not appreciating all the free non stop cock ?

leftwingfox
8 years ago

Chie: But… but he got all the dick-pics he ever wanted*! For free!

*the fact that he wanted exactly 0 dick picks is an irrelevant details in this bold new genital-based economy, apparently.

leftwingfox
8 years ago

Grr. Bad fox. Spellcheck you’self.

AIT
AIT
8 years ago

LBT:

Are you anywhere near any military installations? I might be able to contact the Chaplain at your local installation and see if there’s anything they can do, or if nothing else I could get you their number

Xanthë
8 years ago

Actually, after some consideration I imagine this might actually be a winning strategy – for the women. It makes it so much easier to identify which men should be totally ignored if they’re so open about their misogyny.

Robert Ramirez
8 years ago

And these guys wonder why no one shows interest in them…what a way to try to attract people by acting like an petulant, obnoxious and spoiled child.

Yeah, that always works when you are trying to attract the opposite sex…next time I go out, I am going to throw a temper tantrum somewhere public and see how many people find me attractive.

LBT
LBT
8 years ago

RE: AIT

Are you anywhere near any military installations?

I actually have no freakin’ idea. I only just moved to the area recently–I’m in Cincinnati, if that helps? *spreads hands* I’m still learning the lay of the land.

dallasapple
dallasapple
8 years ago

Wonder where all these women are anyway that really want his cock ?

AIT
AIT
8 years ago

LBT:

Sorry, browser had a fit, so that got cut off. I could get you their number, and they could call their local Chaplain and see if they can help at all. The best thing about military Chaplains is they have complete confidentiality. If you talk to them, they will never divulge what you tell them to anyone. And if they don’t know how to help, there are plenty of other military programs for alcohol abuse.

The only problem is I really have no clue how accessible those are once you’re out of the military. I will try to get you as much information as I can for you. Pecunium probably has more information for the vet’s side of things.

Cincinnati is an hour and a half south of Wright Patterson Air Force Base. I used to live right near there, next to Dayton. I think there are some other military installations around, but that’s practically the biggest Air Force base in the US. I’ll ask my Army buddies.

My dad works at the base, and has plenty of military friends, so I’ll get the Chaplain’s number through him, and we’ll see what we can do.

hellkell
hellkell
8 years ago

If I guy said that shit to me, I’d think I dodged a major bullet. Somehow I don’t think Jason’s well thought out plan is going to work the way he thinks it will.

LBT
LBT
8 years ago

RE: auggziliary

I have no earthly idea what’s going on with his partner, whether he was being literal or figurative or what. The guy was distraught and overwhelmed; I didn’t want to gouge him for details, especially when the cops were doing that already.

How awful. See, shit like this is actually where a decent men’s movement could be HELPFUL. *shakes head* At least he lives below me, so I can kinda keep an ear/eye out, right?

AIT
AIT
8 years ago

LBT:

I’m on their chapel website now, and I’m gonna give them a call myself, see if they can help.

hellkell
hellkell
8 years ago

Some of the AVFM commenters — all of whom seem to love his post — think that women secretly love getting dick pics.

Of course they do, they’re exactly the guys who send them. Unsolicited dick pics do nothing but illustrate the bad boundaries of the sender.

tinyorc
8 years ago

Here is how I imagine Jason Gregory’s epic rejection would go down on an actual dating site:

Soon-To-Be-Rejected-Lady: Wow, I like your cock, we should totally bang.

Jason: NO.

Soon-To-Be-Rejected-Lady: Oh… OK. I just thought you were up for taking this further since you sent me a picture of your dick.

Jason: NO. NO COCK FOR YOU.

Lady: Ok, well why did you send me a dick pic?

Jason: YOUR SOUL IS DOG SHIT.

Lady: What?

Jason: YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT AND A TOTAL FAILURE.

Lady: Well, that escalated quickly.

Jason: YOU ARE NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO BE A CUM-BUCKET. YOU NEED TO COMPENSATE FOR YOUR INADEQUACIES BY BECOMING KINKY.

Lady: Oh, is this a kink thing? I’m curious about that stuff, but we’d need to discuss the details first.

JASON: YOU AND YOUR SHOES AND YOUR POP-CULTURE MATERIALISM ARE A DOG-SHIT PURSUIT OF DOG SHIT AND SHOES AND YOU ARE BAD AT SUCKING COCK AND ALSO VAPID.

Lady: OK, I’m blocking you now, you creepy weirdo.

Jason:< YOU ARE BAD COCK SUCKING YOU DOG SHIT.

Your message to Lady could not be delivered.

freemage
freemage
8 years ago

LBT: Good on you for not just turning a blind eye. I’m sure the guy you helped is grateful as hell you were there for him, and believed him when he talked about it. One possible resource: (513) 946-3300 It’s the Hamilton County veterans’ services. Also: 1-877-OHIO-VET (1-877-644-6838) for the state-level agency. Since they aren’t active-duty, this might be their best bet to get some help.

AIT
AIT
8 years ago

LBT:

Got some more info. There’s a Military One Source Crisis Line at 800-342-9647, they can call that and see if there’s any resources available for them that way. There’s also Ft. Knox and Ft. Campbell over the Kentucky Border, if they’d like to reach an Army base. They will both have Chaplain teams there. u

The biggest thing the Chaplain told me is they have to be the ones who call for aid, they need to be the ones to say they need it. And it sounds like this guy will be willing.

Thanks again for looking out for them!

Freemage:

Thank you! Those are probably more relevant than what I have.

seraph4377
8 years ago

*Reads through the thread*

But feminists don’t give a shit about abused men, ohhhh noooooo….

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