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Clop clop clopping along with Epic Atheist Brony, MRA extraordinaire [UPDATE: Probably a troll.]

You remember the Men’s Rights Bronies we met not so long ago? Well, I have discovered another one, this one on Twitter! In addition to being brony and a “highly active MRA,” he is also – brace yourself for this – an atheist who loves to wear fedoras and talk in public about what he likes to do with his penis. (And they say stereotypes aren’t true.) His personal creed? “Love & tolerance.”

Anyway, his name is Epic Atheist Brony, and here’s his Twitter profile.

[NOTE: Mr. Brony seems to be a troll. See update below for details.]

Here are some recent highlights from his Twitter timeline. (Note: “clopping” is Brony slang for masturbation.)

Love & tolerance, everyone!

But you gals will have to enjoy your love & tolerance in the kitchen, while the clearly superior Epic Atheist Brony whacks it to cartoon ponies and tweets about which cartoon ponies his penis likes the most.

UPDATE: It seems likely that Mr. Brony is a troll/Poe. “His” original Twitter profile pic was a photo of a guy in a fedora, supposedly him. Trouble is, the actual guy in the pic stepped forward and explicitly denied being Mr. Brony (and, for that matter, being a “sexist fucktarded meme-spewing Redditor.”) Here’s the pic the real fedora-wearing dude posted as evidence. Thanks to @mister_smiley on Twitter for the link.

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Cliff Pervocracy
9 years ago

No, Hershele, you were right. (And maybe I shouldn’t even be assuming Equestria is binary–no characters have been explicitly introduced as non-binary and I don’t really expect them to, but that doesn’t mean I should assume it’s a “binary only” universe.)

It wasn’t policing, it was a reminder, and thanks for that.

nwoslave
9 years ago

@Cliff Pervocracy
“Just because there’s a lot of different kinds of people (and multiple labels for the same kind, in some cases) doesn’t make it automatically hilarious.”

No there’s not, there’s only two. Male/Female. It’s very easy to tell, one’s an innie one’s an outtie. Each has a different set of attributes as well. They think and act differently also.

Why stuff yourself into a genderless box with options that don’t exist? I’m a man, am I going to try to force myself to be more emotional, cry more easily? Of course not. Those options doesn’t exist for me. So why try to force something that’s non-existant to me? Why would I intentionally trap myself in a genderless box when it’s clear there are two genders and no one can pick and choose their gender. When ya start from the truth known as reality, you’re free. Thus the saying, “the truth shall set you free.”

aworldanonymous
9 years ago

I want to add something, but I feel like a noob.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
9 years ago

@aworldanonymous:

You could always join me in snarking NWO. Speaking of which…

@NWO:

Dan Brewington? You mean this Dan Brewington? “Intemperate language” my ass, this guy called the judge a child abuser and a pervert, and is now found guilty on five counts: intimidation of a judge, two counts of intimidation, attempt to commit obstruction of justice, and perjury. Real stand-up guy, that one.

Granted, I’m not claiming to know what’s going on between the lines, but just compare the enormous difference between a news source (my link) and the Fathers and Families link you provided. Holy crap, talk about excusing abusive behavior.

Cliff Pervocracy
9 years ago

He also posted the judge’s home address.

That shit goes a little beyond “intemperate.”

hellkell
hellkell
9 years ago

NWO, what the fuck does the link you posted have to do with the OP? Jesus wept.

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
9 years ago

kirbywarp — Tom “hard chairs are misandry” Martin was going on about that case over here — if you’d like to just quote the refutation that already happened once today.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
9 years ago

I can’t find any sort of third-party description of the original case where the guy lost custody, so I’m willing to bet that Fathers for Justice can’t find it either, and is just taking what the guy wrote on his blog as gospel. Shocker.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
9 years ago

@Argenti:

Cool! Looks like I found the same website as the peeps over there, actually.

jennydevildoll
9 years ago

Isn’t “My Little Pony” a show consisting mainly of female characters? Why would it appeal to misogynists anyway?

Help me out here, I’m biting my tongue hard enough to bleed on speculating what a “pegasister” does…

themisanthropicmuse
9 years ago

“No there’s not, there’s only two. Male/Female.” Even if you didn’t want to except transgendered people and such and were allowed to discount them, you would still have a problem with your claim: There are people born with sex organs of both males and females and there are people born without *any* sex organs at all. The world is not as black and white as your meager imagination.

Anathema
Anathema
9 years ago

@Cliff Pervocracy
“Just because there’s a lot of different kinds of people (and multiple labels for the same kind, in some cases) doesn’t make it automatically hilarious.”

No there’s not, there’s only two. Male/Female. It’s very easy to tell, one’s an innie one’s an outtie.

You seem to be confusing sex and gender here. There’s a difference. I suppose the simplest way I can put it is that sex describes someone’s anatomy, while gender describes someone’s mind. That’s not the best explanation, but I think it captures the general idea.

So even if there were only two possible sets of genitalia that human beings could receive (and obviously there’s not — apparently NWOslave hasn’t heard of intersex people either), that still wouldn’t mean that there are only two genders.

Not that NWOslave will understand any of this anyway.

Sylocat
9 years ago

I think in most MLP fan forums, “pegasister” is mainly just used to refer to a female brony (when it’s used at all… mostly we all get lumped under the “brony” label regardless of gender).

Not sure if it means anything more specific to the MRA sect (other than, y’know, how they think a woman in general is different from a man), but even this troll doesn’t seem to confirm that.

Sylocat
9 years ago

Er, my last comment was in reply to jennydevildoll. Jeez, this thread moves fast.

Sharculese
9 years ago

I’m a man, am I going to try to force myself to be more emotional,

? you do nothing but where your emotions on your sleeve

aworldanonymous
9 years ago

@ NWO

I actually consider myself agendered. I have an autism spectrum disorder which throughout my life has impacted my relationships with people, I have always gotten along better with women than I have with men and I’ve been plagued by mild to severe social anxiety throughout the majority of my educational career up until this point. I played with barbies when I was a kid, and as I got older I still never fully identified as a man or a woman. I prefer to just consider myself a person who happens to have boy parts. I still experience the full range of emotions of a human being, and I’m getting over my social anxiety more and more every day. To be honest, I feel like a well adjusted human being, I’ve just come to the conclusion that the restrictions associated with the gender binary are a load of horseshit, and I would rather not have anything to do with them.

Sharculese
9 years ago

does anyone still have the PUMA PIE quote, because that is like one of my favorite bizarre owlslave attacks

Dracula
Dracula
9 years ago

Why stuff yourself into a genderless box with options that don’t exist?

Only someone like NWO would refer to having more options than the ones they hand you as “Stuffing yourself into a box.” Your metaphor fails, NWO.

Cliff Pervocracy
9 years ago

No there’s not, there’s only two. Male/Female. It’s very easy to tell, one’s an innie one’s an outtie. Each has a different set of attributes as well. They think and act differently also.

Why stuff yourself into a genderless box with options that don’t exist? I’m a man, am I going to try to force myself to be more emotional, cry more easily?

…But because I’m an “innie,” I have to force myself to cry?

Seems like some pretty harsh box-stuffing, right there.

nwoslave
9 years ago

@Cliff Pervocracy
” …But because I’m an “innie,” I have to force myself to cry?

Seems like some pretty harsh box-stuffing, right there.”

No, you’ll just naturally cry more readily and often and be more emotional. Why not celebrate being a woman instead of trying to be something you can’t be? Why do you place yourself in a box of options that don’t exist for you and make yourself miserable?

Pam
Pam
9 years ago

does anyone still have the PUMA PIE quote, because that is like one of my favorite bizarre owlslave attacks

You mean this?

Sharculese
9 years ago

yes! thank you!

Myoo
Myoo
9 years ago

Why stuff yourself into a genderless box with options that don’t exist? I’m a man, am I going to try to force myself to be more emotional, cry more easily? Of course not. Those options doesn’t exist for me. So why try to force something that’s non-existant to me? Why would I intentionally trap myself in a genderless box when it’s clear there are two genders and no one can pick and choose their gender. When ya start from the truth known as reality, you’re free. Thus the saying, “the truth shall set you free.”

The truth will set you free… to have no options. What an incredibly dim view of humanity.

Sharculese
9 years ago

sometimes i think that owlslaves issue with trans* is that he thinks it’s a trial run for when the government is gonna forcibly turn him into a women

and then i remember that he’s just a weird angry bigot

so y’know, probably a little from column a and a little from column b

Cliff Pervocracy
9 years ago

No, you’ll just naturally cry more readily and often and be more emotional. Why not celebrate being a woman instead of trying to be something you can’t be? Why do you place yourself in a box of options that don’t exist for you and make yourself miserable?

“A box of options.” Oh NWO.

Anyway I don’t cry very much, so maybe my genitals are wrong and my crying level is correct? Seems equally as likely as the other way around.

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