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Women! Why must you assault men with your evil sexy outfits?

Women totally slutting it up in provocative waist-cinching attire

Apparently, or so I’ve learned from the manosphere, every single thing that women do is designed to torment men. Yesterday, we learned that women with jobs are leeching off of men just as much as women without jobs.

Further proof of female perfidy can be found in a recent post on the popular manosphere blog In Mala Fide with the provocative title Provocative Female Attire is an Assault Against Men. Guest poster Giovanni Dannato lays it out for anyone who needs convincing:

When a woman walks down a crowded sidewalk in revealing clothing, she is forcing herself on every man nearby.

The woman fully understands the powerful biological drives of men. She knows they cannot ignore her, not even if they want to.

Amazingly, the fact that a woman might show some cleavage does not automatically mean that she wants to have sex with every single man who sees her.

She has chosen to advertise herself to everyone passing by, but she is looking only for a few men. The wealthiest, the most famous, the most powerful men she can attract. …

There’s an old elementary school custom…when you bring something tasty to class, it’s understood that you should put it away unless you intend to share it with others. …

Likewise, a woman who puts her goodies blatantly on display is making false advertisements. Nobody supposes or expects that she could share herself with her entire audience—not even if she wanted to.

That’s right. Women are like gum. Or that pizza Spicoli had delivered to him in class in Fast Times at Ridgemont High that the mean Mr. Hand forced him to share with everyone. And if you gum-pizza-ladies are not willing to share yourself with every horny man (and, presumably, lesbian) who happens to notice you in your slut uniform, you are committing a terrible infraction.

Oh, sure, wearing a totally cute outfit is not specifically against the law, but, as Dannato reminds us,

looking for refuge in explicit written law is inherently disingenuous. …

[W]omen exposing themselves without intent to reciprocate the attention they attract is impolite and inconsiderate – an act of aggression in which they use the power of their sex as a weapon.

So how can men defend themselves against such evil feminine perfidy? By yelling “hey, whore! How much?” or “can I squeeze those titties?” or “Can you give me directions to Pussy Avenue?” Because street harassment – sorry, catcalling – is

a defense mechanism used by lower status men against women flaunting themselves publicly – for the benefit of millionaires only.

What else are men supposed to do?

[M]en are effectively strapped down, gagged, and muzzled while females can flaunt and taunt with impunity. For many men this pretty much sums up every single day of an entire lifetime at school and at work.

And women won’t even admit that when they put on a cute outfit and leave the house that they’re doing it to torment men.

Western Women don’t just abuse their incredible sexual power, they pathologically lie about their inability to understand the effects and implications of their actions. In fact, they seem to derive a sort of sociopathic pleasure from being able to sow unpleasantness and discord without consequence – all while playing innocent. They express their contempt and hatred for men even as they troll the populace for providers. Their enormous power comes without responsibility and they love it that way.

And now these evil women have come up with an even-more-dastardly-than-usual way to torment men “[i]n the most vengeful, derisive, and mocking way they know how.” Yep, you guessed it: The SlutWalks. Large groups of women tormenting men with sexy clothes in unison!

Apparently overwhelmed by contemplation of the sheer feminine evil of the SlutWalks, Giovanni ends his post abruptly at this point.

I admit I don’t have the patience to wade through the comments. If any of you do, please post any of your findings below.

EDITED TO ADD: Ironically, Ferdinand Bardamu (the guy behind In Mala Fide) aids and abets the evil sexy-woman assault on men with his own retro porn site Retrotic. NSFW, of course. And if Dannato’s post is to believed, not safe for straight men generally.

NOTE: This post contains sarcasm.

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PosterformerlyknownasElizabeth

I know I like men who are chubby. Crush is the most attractive of all of the chubby guys in the entire world even if he is a Republican.

random6x7
random6x7
10 years ago

I like men’s bodies, too!

NWO’s view of humanity is so depressingly boring, I don’t even know why he thinks we evolved big brains in the first place. If we’re all so cookie-cutter, we could get by with reptile brains, which would save a lot of energy.

Xanthe
Xanthe
10 years ago

@ Morchella, the same goes for bisexuals like myself — I find myself physically attracted to all manner of men, women, and trans* people. But clearly in the stark binary world of people like Bardamu and Owly, that makes me abnormal, or an abhorrence. 🙁

Joanna
10 years ago

Evil cleavage attack! Pow!

blitzgal
10 years ago

Shorter NWO: Men are people, women are bodies.

Joanna
10 years ago

“[M]en are effectively strapped down, gagged, and muzzled while females can flaunt and taunt with impunity. For many men this pretty much sums up every single day of an entire lifetime at school and at work.”

And they say women can’t control their hormones. Really dudes, get a hold of yourselves!

“When a woman walks down a crowded sidewalk in revealing clothing, she is forcing herself on every man nearby.”

When a man walks down a crowded sidewalk shirtless, he is forcing everybody to give him pink belly or purple nurples.

Integral
Integral
10 years ago

Womens sexuality is her body.
Mens sexuality are their actions.
Men are atrracted to a womans body.
Women are attracted to a mans actions/talent/wealth/power.

Is it wrong of me to be tempted to take that as an excuse to start posting pictures of guys I think are hot

random6x7
random6x7
10 years ago

NWO should move to the Rockies, only maybe not while I’m here. For nine months out of the year, “dressing slutty” means wearing a short-sleeved shirt.

Kyrie
Kyrie
10 years ago

I thought we went over biology 101?

Perhaps I was a bit too long-winded.

Womens sexuality is her body.
Mens sexuality are their actions.
Men are atrracted to a womans body.
Women are attracted to a mans actions/talent/wealth/power.

That’s not really what you would call established facts. Most of is doesn’t even mean anything.

This is human 101:
Men can be attracted to a womans body. Or to a man’s body. Or to their mind, their accomplishments, and an almost infinite number of things. And same thing is true for women.
Humans are complex and your hateful wishful thinking doesn’t define reality.

But, logic and reality aside, why do you think MRA claims that only the likes of Brad Pitt can get laid? What about “women only date tall men”, is being tall a talent now? What about sexy vampire, or erotic literature, do you think so many women like that because of the accomplishment of the characters? Why do you think about women who watch porn, are they just pretending to enjoy it or are they attracted to the power of porn stars?

And finally:
Why on earth do you believe you have any kind of insight about women sexuality? It’s frigging hard to both hate a group and understand it. Probably impossible.
And you’re still not all the men. Your sexuality does not mean anything about other men’s sexuality. Stop trying to make your gender so creepy.

Little Mousling (@LittleMousling)

Is it wrong of me to be tempted to take that as an excuse to start posting pictures of guys I think are hot

Oh, let’s all do it! Can we embed pictures, I wonder? Here:

Pre-debauched, even! The guy on the left is totally my lesbian exception. I would play his drums ANY day, I’m just saying.

Kyrie
Kyrie
10 years ago

@Integral: it will probably mean that you’re a slut (though, what doesn’t?), but please do!

stonerwithaboner
10 years ago

I do like the female form and enjoy the sight of naked women.

yes I may be a pervert and I’m okay with that.

I’ve never raped anyone and don’t have the desire to.

Anyways, I support women’s topfreedom in the name of gender equality.

Nude beaches for all I say!

on another note, Quiet Riot Girl is a blogger that argues that males bodies are increasingly becoming more “objectified” and talks about “metrosexuality.”

http://quietgirlriot.wordpress.com/

Quackers
Quackers
10 years ago

and then these same manosphere men will shriek at how the horrible feminists brainwashed women into fearing men or thinking of them all as potential rapists.

If these guys insist that they are not in control of their hormones and biological urges, then they should accept that women will fear them and regard them with disgust.

I can’t fathom how some people are so unbelievably stupid that they are unable to see their own contradictions and recognize that they pretty much agree with their “enemy” regarding biological determinism and male sexuality.

Fortunately outside the manosphere, most men and women understand that people can control their sexual urges and know that a flash of cleavage is not an invitation to sexual assault.

And on the topic of looking, how hard is it to discreetly check someone out without blatantly staring and drooling? Are manosphere dudes so socially inept that they can’t differentiate between the two?

Ugh. No need to even answer that one.

random6x7
random6x7
10 years ago

http://files.prokerala.com/movies/pics/550/hrithik-roshan-7492.jpg

Although I recommend looking him up on Youtube, because he’s an amazing dancer. The man moves like Gumby!

PosterformerlyknownasElizabeth

Ryan McDonald Even if he is a little young for me.

yum

Fatman
Fatman
10 years ago

NWOslave, would you please list the factors that led you to determine that the statement “Womens sexuality is her body. Mens sexuality are their actions. Men are atrracted to a womans body. Women are attracted to a mans actions/talent/wealth/power.[sic]” had predictive value?

Viscaria
Viscaria
10 years ago

@stonerwithaboner, being attracted to people doesn’t make you a pervert.

Hot guys!

http://tengossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/spl60409_048_zacharylevi.jpg

and also

http://img.poptower.com/pic-52256/db-woodside.jpg?d=600

Yaaaaay!

katz
10 years ago

We also have an entire thread for this in the forum. So you should all repost there too 🙂 You can embed pictures!

Shaenon
10 years ago

Men are people, women are bodies.

Yup.

NWO, I thought you were Christian. Matthew 5:29, baby.

Shaenon
10 years ago

I don’t get this whole attitude. I really don’t. Living in the San Francisco Bay Area, I see plenty of gorgeous gay guys in sexy outfits, just flaunting the fact that they’re hot and have no interest in sex with me. It is AWESOME.

Molly Ren
10 years ago

“gorgeous gay guys”

But Shaenon, they’re all pedos and ax murderers! Thinking men are sexy is UNNATURAL!

Tatjna
Tatjna
10 years ago

OK, I’m reading that NWO thing to mean that he’s into evo psych and biological determinism.

Which essentially means that any remaining shred of respect I had for him based in his occasional ability to spell has gone, and all I can do now is point and laugh.

Dude, you’re a joke.

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