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Ladies! Stop assaulting us by dressing like slutty sluts

Dirty whore flaunting her sexy arms.

Oh, you foul, filthy women, why must you continue to oppress men with the power of your evil sexiness? I’ve been spending some time recently reading a tiny internet forum with big ambitions. “The CoAlpha Brotherhood,” the site’s Mission Statement notes, “is an attempt to abandon feminist society and collectively create an independent sub-culture based on patriarchal values.” High on the CoAlpha agenda: get women to stop dressing like such sexy, sexy sluts.

The head CoAlpha, a fellow calling himself Drealm, laments the situation he finds himself in as a man living “in a university town that’s overrun with young girls,” a man continually assaulted by the sight of women in clothing more revealing than a Burka:

As you can imagine, my university town, Berkeley California, is one big liberalized hypersexual runway show. I’m forced to stare at hundreds if not thousands of women a day, all of whom bring sluttiness to all new pinnacle.

He is forced — forced, I tells ya! — to stare at these women with lust in his heart, and presumably in his trousers as well. How unfair is that?

[T]he only time it’s enjoyable looking at promiscuously dressed women, is if you can have them on the spot. So if a woman is a hooker or a stripper, then it’s enjoyable to watch them. However, if a woman is completely unattainable, then it’s mentally and physically unpleasant to look at promiscuous women.

So, ladies, if you’re not going to put out, or at least give the poor fellow a free lap dance on the steps of Sproul Plaza, cover up.

Women, out of respect for men, should dress in a way that doesn’t excite men. A woman dressing provocatively and leaving a man in an unfinished state of excitement is the equivalent of a man dressing in such a way that causes a woman to have a sudden onset period. Simply put dressing provocatively and then suppressing male urges is an assault on men’s sexuality.

And if you assault a man like this, he might …

Ok, I’m going to pause for a second here, because at this point Drealm takes his “argument” in a really dark, if unfortunately not unprecedented direction.

Basically, he argues that if women “assault” him with excessively sexy clothing, he might not be able to control his urge to sexually assault them:

I cannot on a primal level get passed my sexual urges when looking at sluts. … [t]he only thing I want to do to a slut is rape them. …  If I extrapolate this observation to society, I think it’s easy to see why in a slut society women will be more prey to rape. … Simply put, dressing like sluts brings out murders, rapists and sadists in men. … A society based on sluts, might as well be a pro-rapist society.

Ladies, really, do you want to bring out the murders and rapists in men? Forget tight t-shirts and skinny jeans. Just say no to halter tops and short skirts. Think: what would I wear if I were Amish?

Seeing as Berkeley is also a multi-cultural haven, I sometimes have the pleasure of being startled by the sight of conservative muslim and Indian women. … The only thing I want to do is help them. Yet the only thing I want to do to a slut is rape them. These muslim and Indian women are very beautiful, so it’s not as though I’m not attracted to them. It’s just that dress codes in both sluts and modest women operate as agents for activating different hardwired impulses in my psyche.

And seriously, no man can be expected to actually curb his baser impulses to rape and murder ALL the time. They’re hardwired! So don’t set him off by wantonly exposing your arms and legs and perhaps even some of your even sexier parts. Dress as if the ozone layer has gone poof and every little bit of exposure to the sun will burn your flesh like steak on a grill.

[T]he point of modest clothing is to cover up anything that excites men. … to cut off all triggers that excite men. In my opinion this starts with skin coverage. The more a woman’s skin is covered, the less she excites men. This is why short skirts and low cut tops are antonyms of modesty.

Tight clothing is also very dangerous.

[C]lothing should not exaggerate a female’s body shapes. This is why I still think jeans can be immodest on women, because a tight pair of jeans will accentuate a woman’s legs and buttocks. High heels meet the same conflict as tight jeans, while they may not show extra skin, they accentuate a woman’s legs and buttocks.

And watch out with that evil, sexy hair of yours.

Uncovered hair isn’t as much an immodesty crime, but I still feel raw long hair can excite men. Long hair’s affect on men can be counteracted with a scarf or veil.

So what should a nice modest young gal do? Cover up. Cover everything up. Rent yourself a copy of Witness, and sew yourself some clothes that are really motherfucking Plain.

Or, I suppose, you could always crawl into a garbage bag and hop.

NOTE: This post contains sarcasm.

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David Futrelle
11 years ago

>Cat, great comment. Everyone who reads this blog should see it. I'm going to highlight it in a post.

Yohan
11 years ago

>Eoghan: … men looking to be monogamous and avoid getting involved in toxic situations, litigation, scams, fraud and bad contracts, have to look outside of the present culture where relationships are heavily legislated and poor quality and abusive behavior towards men is rewarded and facilitated by the top.I think that everyone here should take the time out to read whats been said on these sites rather than judging them on Davids cherry picked comments, hyperbolic interpretations and general lowest common denominator journalism. Not much what I can add to this strong statement of Eoghan.If you are a young man, and just an ordinary wage earner, and thinking about a stable relationship you are in a very poor position.This blog of David is really full of scorn against men and I wonder why. David must be a very unhappy person.

Eoghan
11 years ago

>DarkSideCatNever once did I say or think that women deserved to be raped.Well done for proving yet again that feminists cant get far into any debate without making false allegations about rape.

David Futrelle
11 years ago

>As I said in the other thread: She didn't insinuate that you were a rapist; she's talking about what Drealm, the CoAlpha guy, said in the comments I was quoting, and saying generally that if a particular guy can't look at women in public without thinking they're evil and wanting to rape them, that guy is the problem.

Eoghan
11 years ago

>That guy is very sexually frustrated.Moving back to the harem system should be accompanied by a regulated and safe sex trade that the guys that are left out of the loop can use without any shame or criminalization, otherwise there will be problems as sexual frustration/repression can express itself in unhealthy ways.

Teressa
11 years ago

>Fantastic blog post (found this via Shakesville), thank you for pointing me to CoAlpha! I've been working a lot lately, and the laugh at these boys was much needed. Even funnier is the "they are too sexy!" alongside the pictures of "look how these girls aren't sexy ENOUGH!" (lazy masculinity, I believe they called it?) They can't get over their own Madonna/Whore complex long enough to recognize the hilarity of that. (My incredible boon, however, with the laughing.)And I would put money on that despite claiming to hate it so, CoAlpha is full of the pictures of the scantily clad women. You know, just to show people what the devil looks like….uhhh….yeeeahhh…. *coughcough*

Magnolia
11 years ago

>I can not even fathom how this is all women's fault 'You can't wear what you like because if you do we will want to rape you'…'That poor man was driven by the feminist blushit idea. Do you even -read- what you're writing?'

Teressa
11 years ago

>Not particularly relevant to this post in particular, but – I can't stop checking out the links you've set up and they are HILARIOUS! THANK YOU DAVID!!!! I'd heard of people like those folks on the forums you link to existing, I've just never seen them before….it's like the world's weirdest zoo, all from the comfort of my own living room.Seriously, thank you! *SUBSCRIBED*

DaveK
11 years ago

>It strikes me how similar the mentality behind this is to the stuff from feminists like Gail Dines, where a woman in a bikini on a magazine cover, or the slutty behaviour of celebrities like Madonna, will supposedly trigger men to go out and rape random women.It's interesting just how little difference there is between the worst of feminism and the worst stuff from MRAs.

Ernest Chatham
11 years ago

>Dave, this is pretty lame, even for you. Apologize and hang your head. LOL!

The Biscuit Queen
11 years ago

>Not as a rape apologist, but as a normal human, it feels like an assault to me when women wear really revealing clothing, and I am a woman. I also find men in speedoes equally disturbing. If feminists can use the term "eye rape" for when men look at a woman and think of her naked, I think it is equally valid to say that women can be striking out sexually by dressing and acting provocatively. This does NOT give men or women the right to rape. It is disturbing all the same, and I cannot imagine how difficult it would be to a young man who is trying to stay monogamous or chaste to have to look at these women all the time. It is a physical difficulty, as men are wired to look at women. Again, not an excuse for rape. Sort of like when you drive by an accident, it is hard not to look. I would think that flaunting one's physical assets rather than one's intellect to get men would be seen as degrading rather than empowering. The sort of men feminists want are not going to be attracted to tits and ass, and the sort of men who are tend to be the ones feminists distain. This is another case of what I think is referred to as cognitive dissonance.

David Futrelle
11 years ago

>BQ, FWIW, he's not talking about women wearing thongs and pasties at the grocery store. He's talking about women "provoking" him by wearing nothing more revealing than jeans and t-shirts.

Canaduck
Canaduck
10 years ago

[quote]A woman dressing provocatively and leaving a man in an unfinished state of excitement is the equivalent of a man dressing in such a way that causes a woman to have a sudden onset period.[/quote]

…….wait, what?

C.C
C.C
10 years ago

The problem is that practically a womens whole body is sexul now apparently. A women walking around in panties and a bra is the equivevlent to a man walking around in a speedo. Please confine that to the beach or pool people! But wearing shorts and a cropped T shirt is now so provoking that it is now an attack on men? WTF? If its hot and a man walks around in just shorts, oh god women, that man is attacking us, we cannot help but want to rape him.

teamedwardjace
teamedwardjace
8 years ago

This post is sexist and idotic

teamedwardjace
teamedwardjace
8 years ago

Was this sarcastic then or legimate?

lennert
lennert
5 years ago

He has a point, i would really like to see women reacting if they would have the same lust as men and men dress so slutty. Why not dress classfull ?

The Honest Truth
The Honest Truth
5 years ago

Most of the women nowadays are a total waste of humanity to begin with.

jon
jon
5 years ago

This blog posts things that agree with their view point. They took out my comment that had no violation of their policy and no bad words etc. Absolutely sick!

Jill
Jill
5 years ago

So are most of the men, The Honest Truth.

So Very True
So Very True
4 years ago

Well most women nowadays are sleeping around with all kinds of different men all the time. How can they not be slutty? Of course they’re these days.

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