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Endless war, blue racism and Hermes scarves: Today in Tweets

Trump’s bold new plan for Afghanistan

By David Futrelle

Last night, boy president Donald Trump announced a bold new plan for Afghanistan that wasn’t bold or new or really much of a plan at all. Meanwhile, the Treasury Secretary’s wife yelled at people for being poor, Big Ben stopped bonging, and the day after the big eclipse people are wondering why their eyes hurt.