I sort of wrote the whole post already with that headline, huh. Anyway, here’s someone’s dating profile I found on r/facepalm.
Actually I’d like to hear more about that dog. He sounds interesting. Certainly more interesting than his owner.
Anyway, as promised in the tags above, here’s a dating tip:
Do not date this guy.
You’re welcome, ladies!
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