Today, in “Things That Are 100 Percent Not True,” we have this strange masturbatory fantasy-disguised-as-a-true story from the DatingAdviceForMen subreddit, either written by a sad middle-aged man or three kids in a trenchcoat. (I’m betting the latter.)
So have a seat by the fire and lets listen to WestServerDown as he tells his tall tales of triumph.
“Why don’t any liberals lift weights or do any exercise at all?” he begins.
Have any of you noticed that? They’re all obese balding and weak.
I’m not sure what sort of exercises are good to prevent baldness. I’m thinking none, none exercises.
Liberal “men” are too preoccpied with doing their bing-bing-wahoo child games on their nintendo switches collecting a welfare check,
The only kind of welfare most men can get is food stamps; that’s not really a solid basis for a happy and prosperous life devoted to playing bing-bing-wahoo child games on one’s Nintendo switch.
meanwhile we (conservatives) are busting our butts at work, making families, and living life as god intended.
Huh. Generally speaking, people who are actually Christian, and not just LARPing on social media, don’t forget to capitalize “God.”
Also, the chance that this guy is “making families” is less than zero.
Seriously, I cant describe how pathetic it is. I remember in college (btw it’s a myth that more liberals are college educated)
Sorry, dude, but it’s not a myth that liberals tend to be better educated. you Yeed to fact check your masturbatory fantasies better.
it would be every other week I’d have a chick in my room who was cheating on her melted-candle physique boyfriend.
Yeah that happened.
They just wanted to try being with a real man for once, I suppose. Usually they begged me to f*ck (don’t swear online for moral reasons) them again for subsequent nights,
And then everyone on the bus stood up and cheered.
but I usually declined because I don’t like liberal women (too few showers, too colorful hair, attention seeking, etc), I just wanted to ruin their relationships as a message.
Somehow I doubt that this guy would turn down any woman because her hair was “too colorful,” or growing out of her nose, or whatever.
This was during 2015-2018 so I brazenly wore my MAGA hat in the main quad. So these women knew what I was about. Had to make sure the condom was intact a few times, these women get desperate for the seed of a young conservative man.
And everyone on the bus stood up and cheered again.
It’s just so weird, once these chicks get some decent dick in them they forget all about feminism, LGBT shit, climate change, bernie sanders, whatever, and they mold to you.
In his case, they probably mold and mildew.
It’s obvious that they didn’t have father figures growing up because of how quickly they drop their “values”. Oh and the “men” (lol)?
Basically to get their girlfriends to come over to my place, all I really have to do is bully their boyfriends a little bit. I’ll physically push them, fart in their face, insult them, and let them have it if they try to joke back.
So this guy apparently gets his rocks off by … imagining he’s farting in another man’s face. How do you even position yourself to do that?
If I’m feeling nice I’ll just challenge them on leftist talking points and listen to them sputter and get mad that they can’t beat me logically (unfortunate class attribute of the liberal).
Wait, is Ben Shapiro writing this?
I make myself the alpha of the situation, basically. Not hard to do if you’re not a weak numale.
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