The government’s eagerly anticipated report on UFOs came out yesterday — all nine pages of it. And it seems to have been a disappointment to almost everyone reading it. There was no grand alien reveal, jut a bunch of videos of “unidentified aerial phenomena” the government has been unable to explain. It leaves behind many more questions than answers.
Consider the Daily Stormer’s head Nazi Andrew Anglin one of the unimpressed.
In a post today, he offers his thoughts on aliens, the nature of the universe, and Jews. Let’s just start with the aliens.
“I know this whole thing is a big hoax,” he writes.
Here’s the deal: all of these videos come from the government.
Nearly every single person on earth has a camera in their pocket at all times in current year. And yet we do not see people recording these supposed UFOs. We only see the government recording them.
Then the government comes out and tells you about these videos they recorded, and you’re supposed to say “why is the government hiding this from us???”?
That’s not actually the worst argument I’ve run across on the topic of UFOs.
“There are no aliens.,” Anglin concludes. “There is apparently an agenda to shill fake aliens at people.”
At this point Anglin seems to take a huge bong hit. (Allegedly.)
Everything these days is a hoax. The entire world is based on hoaxes. The Holocaust hoax is the moral foundation of our society, while the global warming hoax and the coronavirus hoax are offering the structural framework.
Well that’s all completely wrong.
There is a decent chance they are going to go on TV and claim that aliens have contacted the United Nations and told them to give people more vaccines and teach critical race theory to transsexual infants.
I’m no prophet, but I feel safe in predicting that they’re not going to do this.
In a weird digression from his main topic, Anglin also predicts that
The only place you are going to have freedom of speech is China. Period. China is the last frontier of humanoid civilization.
Sorry, I was so surprised at that theory that I fell off my stump.
At this point, it seems, Anglin has recovered enough from his bong hit (allegedly) that he starts to make some sense again. At least on the subject of aliens. Not so much everything else.
But yeah – there aren’t any aliens. This is stupid. You can’t travel through space, it’s too far. It would take thousands of years to travel through space. You could potentially do that if you wanted to colonize another planet. You would have to send frozen embryos and then have robots birth them in artificial wombs. It is possible and I basically think it should be done at some point, actually. But there are no “visiting aliens” coming here, and I don’t think aliens even exist at all.
At this point, Anglin sets aside his bong and takes a big swig from a Venti cup full of Ayahuasca. (Allegedly.)
I’m just going to go all the way: all physical matter, including the infinity of space, is a projection of the collective human consciousness. Spirit preceded matter, and it is our consciousness that is holding reality together.
Our consciousness. That of human beings.
We are the only intelligent life in this universe because it is our consciousness that created this universe.
We have turned it into a Hell because we rejected Christ.
It could just as easily be a paradise.
Far freaking out, I guess.
Anglin then turns to history.
The demon-worshiping Romans killed our Saints and fed our people to lions as the pigs cheered, and we took Rome with the power of faith.
We can do that again. It’s not really even difficult. You just have to want it and then do it.
When it’s over, and every knee bows, there is going to have to be a permanent solution to this thing with the Jews.
Well that was an abrupt, but sadly not unexpected, turn at the very end there. Anglin is, after all, a Nazi piece of shit, the kind of Nazi who jokes about bringing about another “final solution” even as he denies that the Holocaust was real.
When the aliens come, let’s just hope they send him to some shitty planet where he can reflect on his life and the choices he made.
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