Red Pillers see themselves as serious, scientific students of the human condition, helping one another make sense of the sometimes hard truths of human nature. In the Ask The Red Pill subreddit, they deal forthrightly with important questions about life and how to live it. Like: What do I do if my girlfriend insists on walking in front of me? Is playing piano a beta cuck activity? And perhaps the most perplexing question of all: Are lesbians real?
I am happy to announce that Red Pill scientists have reached a consensus on this critical issue: No, lesbians do not exist, outside of a tiny handful of really screwed-up ladies. And also, they’re ugly.
Let’s look at the scientific evidence. According to one Red Pill commenter called Joey_Lopez,
Most of the lesbians I’ve known are not really lesbians. They play lesbian because they think it’ll make them hotter. Without that gimmick more of them would just be below average.
The real lesbians are a product of toxic feminism. They been trained to see men with such disdain that to them the only logical thing to do is get with a female.
Zxcvb7809 is equally blunt:
Every woman I know who claims she is a lesbian sleeps with or has slept with men. They are closer to the socially inept side of the scale I will add which might explain why they would just go for women as opposed to men. I kind of see it as a cop out.
-saltymangos- offers this explanation:
They aren’t real.
In their minds, unattainable/taken men are more attractive. They want what they can’t have. So, they apply this to their own lives and try to become “unattainable” in hopes of being more attractive in the man’s eye. This is only true for women, not men. Men don’t see you as more attractive if you’re taken, but some women cannot think/see past that and get with another woman in hopes of becoming “unattainable” and therefore more attractive.
Very wise, Mr. Mangos, very wise.
TheTrenTr*nnyTrain has a simpler explanation:
There are no lesbians, only ugly women who can’t attract men.
Now, there are a few dissenters. According to BoundaryChimps,
Homosexual behavior can be seen sometimes in non-human animals, so it can’t possibly be only an artifact of girls trying to play games or even of general human psychology.
The only thing left is that it’s real, and that it exists at a level below whatever makes us humans special. Maybe it’s wires accidentally getting crossed before birth or whatever (I mean, it’s not like they contribute to the gene pool), but whatever the cause it is most definitely a thing.
There’s even one dissenter who claims that there are not only lesbians but that some of them are actually pretty.
“It’s not just ugly chicks.,”_Anarchon_ claims,
There are some good looking chicks with deep-seated issues that causes it…typically borderline personality disorder type stuff (abandonment, early abuse, etc). It’s basically incels and femcels that go gay.
I’m not sure I can accept that. The contributions of -saltymangos- and his esteemed colleagues are quite compelling.
And now onto other important questions: Are women mammals? Can they stand upright on their hind legs? Are they capable of tool use?
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