By David Futrelle
We live in a dark, cynical world, and so it’s nice sometimes to be reminded that there are still decent, considerate people around.
Then there are dudes like the one who sent this DM:
I have so many questions about this, but perhaps the most pressing one is: Why on earth did this guy capitalize the word “Brim?”
I mean, seriously, dude, no woman is going to go for a guy who can’t control his shift key.
H/T — r/badwomensanatomy
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Perhaps a clue? There used to be a brand of coffee named Brim. The slogan was “Fill it to the rim with Brim!”
Otherwise, I got nothing.
Clearly this guy isn’t a Rhodes scholar.
EWWWWW! > _ <
Yipes.
Is this an excerpt from his fanfic? lol
Also, how is “qnd” pronounced exactly?
Clearly a joke. Who starts a sext with “I want you to cringe” then adds in farts? It’s clearly meant to be crude.
More evidence that these kinds of DMs are not about attempting to seduce, but as a way to assert control over women by forcing a sexual conversation on them with the goal being to make the recipient uncomfortable.
I only have one thing to say:
What did I just read?! ?
Virgin sluthole?
@weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee
You see all vaginas are slutholes by default, the pronoun “virgin” denotes that her hole is unused by his or other men’s penises /assfacts
They haven’t yet figured out that words mean things and aren’t just decorations.
So, now they think virgins…smell bad?!?
Goo
Fill it to the rim! With Brim?
@Jes
If words are decorations, that message was the interior of a TGI Friday’s.
I’m guessing that the DM here doesn’t stand for Dungeon Master or decimeter. So, what?
Though if it does stand for Dungeon Master, I’m not joining his game.
There needs to be a Poe’s corollary for when you can’t tell whether someone is having sex or cutting up ravioli.
Pussy farts? Do these idiots think the vagina is filled with air?
“Dear” DM:
Your dumb has broken the Woody. I hope you’re satisfied.
(Actually, I’m lying. I have zero fucks to give regarding your ever being satisfied.)
Who the fuck wrote this, a particularly thirsty chatbot?
@Michael: DM means direct message, which replaced PM (private message)
@kupo
I was thinking truck stop bathroom.
Um, I think I achieved the cringing part even without the sex.