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Too much freedom makes women ugly, our MGTOW of the Day explains

Typical American woman, according to MGTOWs

On the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit today, the regulars are discussing the always important topic of why it is that women “hit the wall” and turn into ugly monsters so early in their lives.

A fellow called Onkel_Adolf offers this pithy answer:

Onkel_Adolf 6 points 7 hours ago Alcohol, late nights, and miles of cock will age a woman horribly, especially white women.

But it is this fellow who tracks the Ugly Lady Problem to its roots: too much lady freedom!

Slaide 11 points 9 hours ago It's usually the result of those women being "free" and deciding to drink heavily, do drugs, and get fucked by hundreds of guys within a short period of time. It's the price they pay for "MUH DESIRES". There is no point warning them; women would rather burn themselves and the entire world than not have their "fun".

Congratulations, Slaide! You have won the coveted We Hunted the Mammoth “MGTOW of the Day” award!

Also, I would like to remind any ladies reading this post that young men handle their freedom much more responsibly than woman, as this video footage clearly demonstrates.

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PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
5 years ago

LindsayIrene,

Because my mind went from beta to betta, I found this (NSFW)http://gawker.com/norwegian-fisherman-discovers-dildo-inside-cod-stomach-1562947859

Victoria
Victoria
5 years ago

Do gay men age rapidly from having sex or is it just a straight women thing? and what about bi/pan/etcgender people who have sex with others who identify the same do they age. Will I age from having sex with a trans man or it just the penis that has a magical ability to age???

The Real Cie
5 years ago

Thing is, this genius is right. I admit that I have been prematurely aged by those stressful times when I had to stop at a rooster crossing while running late. Yes, those miles of cock really took their toll on me.

JS
JS
5 years ago

A quick bit of research shows that even 1 mile would be approximately 10658 average penes. If it is indeed “miles”, then it’s at least 21316 cocks. At 1 new date per day, that’s at least 58 years of daily sex, unless you only date porn stars.

Get Busy!???

PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
5 years ago

A quick bit of research shows that even 1 mile would be approximately 10658 average penes. If it is indeed “miles”, then it’s at least 21316 cocks. At 1 new date per day, that’s at least 58 years of daily sex, unless you only date porn stars.

GODDAMN IT!!!

*Starts walking forlornly back to bedroom*

Tosca, Chaos made Flesh
Tosca, Chaos made Flesh
5 years ago

Donald Trump is younger than Helen Mirren.

Alex Jones is 43 years old. He looks mid 50s at least.

But it’s too much cock that causes aging. Ok.

IgnoreSandra
5 years ago

Define “short”. Because there are some definite physical limits when it comes to one person fucking hundreds of people.

Also, if every woman fucks hundreds of guys, then every guy fucks hundreds of women since the ratio of women to men is close to 1:1. Everybody’s fucking all the time. That doesn’t sound like a bad thing. It ain’t true, but it doesn’t sound like a bad thing.

msexceptiontotherule
msexceptiontotherule
5 years ago

Hah! We don’t need none of that fancy figurin’ on how much dick a slut has to suck/f#ck if a slut should suck that slut would f$ck dick. Or something.

I don’t have time to do all that miles-and-miles-o-dick, I delegate. To fleshlights. 😉 I barely manage to fit the one dick into the schedule some weeks and it’s attached to the mister, not likely that’ll be changing barring a horrific unspeakable sort of industrial equipment accident.

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
5 years ago

“Onkel_Adolf” says that “miles of cock” will “age a woman horribly.”

Dunno about that.

But I am sure that jokin’ around about the Holocaust isn’t doing your complexion any good at all, “Adolf.”

Tsk.

PS: I actually had a sweet German uncle through marriage, straight from the Old Country. You’re not him.

Steampunked
Steampunked
5 years ago

In the comic ‘From Hell’, the prostitute in the doss house is shown sleeping upright when she is lucky enough to earn the money to cover it. She is not shown as a beauty at all – but she is shown as slightly more healthy than some others. Certainly, she looks as if she has had a very hard life, and others in a similar state are quite elderly or far too young. She is fairly dirty, with dirtier clothes.

Basically, she’s shown as a person and not attractive by modern standards, from what I can recall, the focus is on the fact that in order even to get to sleep against a bloody string holding her upright, she has to have sex with strangers. There’s a section in the comic with them discussing what to do about pregnancies (an abortion costs money, but a pregnancy can also kill you, as can giving birth, so how do you decide where to put your minute earning potential?)

I haven’t seen the movie adaptation, but the comic didn’t try to make her look remotely glamorous.

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
5 years ago

“Slaide” says that “women would rather burn themselves and the entire world than not have their ‘fun.'” (The emphasis is mine.)

What the hell is he talking about!

Dalillama: Irate Social Engineer

@Steampunked

The movie’s not even close, I’m afraid. They rather butchered it.

@Kat

What the hell is he talking about!

Women do things like vote for social welfare and refuse to churn out babies for white supremacists, hence white genocide and the end of civilization.

Bina
5 years ago

MUH DESIRES!!!

(puts on Shriekback’s Oil and Gold, starts dancing madly)

Bina
5 years ago

@Kat:

“Slaide” says that “women would rather burn themselves and the entire world than not have their ‘fun.’” (The emphasis is mine.)

What the hell is he talking about!

I think he’s talking about how HIS desires are going unsatisfied while all these Slutty McSluttersons are slutting it up with every man BUT him. The usual envious shit, in other words.

lkeke35
5 years ago

We recently had a seminar about various social issues, and one of the topics was how to handle homeless people, and how people in poverty think vs how people in the middle class or higher think and approach social contact. That reminded me of a surveymonkey test on whether or we could survive poverty.

https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/BVH7KFF

I’m reminded of this because one of my biggest pet peeves is the unrealistic depiction of poverty in movies. They never get it right. In Son’s of Anarchy, for example, everyone just looked like middle class actors. Far prettier than the actual bikers and their wives that I’ve actually met.

This is most noticeable in poor white women ( and I’ve spent most of my life around them) so I’ll use that as an example. White women who have lived in extreme poverty have different hair than middle class women. I can always tell for example if she is poor, and it’s not just clothes.. There are hundreds of tiny indicators of wealth most of us never think about.

It’s in the skin, clearness of the eyes, glossiness of the hair, and fingernails. For example while you’re out tomorrow, notice how thick or glossy a woman’s hair is. It means she has access to a hairdresser, and probably doesn’t use the cheapest shampoos that can just be picked up at the local pharmacy. Skin care is a good indicator, too. It means she can afford the best makeup and she eats well. Are her fingernails clean, glossy, and/or manicured.

These indicators aren’t a hard and fast rule but it’s true more often than not. Also I just love observing people.

IgnoreSandra
5 years ago

@Kat

burn themselves and the entire world

Seconding Bina and Dalillama. For someone like this, women not being controlled by him is equivalent to women choosing to destroy the entire world.

Because clearly he is the only thing in the world that matters in the slightest.

Also, we don’t burn ourselves. It takes witch hunts started by jealous, insecure men to do that.

Bina
5 years ago

@Sandra:

Also, we don’t burn ourselves. It takes witch hunts started by jealous, insecure men to do that.

DING DING DING, WE HAVE A WINNER!

And yeah. This smacks of victim-blaming on the part of the men throwing all the kerosene and lit matches. “See what you made me do, you stupid slut!”

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
5 years ago

Mammotheers, thanks for the explanations.

Like the drunk guy in David’s video, MRAs’ immaturity is legend. Or legendary. Something like that.

BTW, that’s a Fail video. My boyfriend loves them. I can’t watch more than a minute or so of them.

When Trump spoke of American carnage at his inauguration, I assumed he must be referring to Fail videos from the USA. “This American carnage stops right here and stops right now,” he said. But I’ve seen no letup in the number of US Fail videos. Another broken Trump promise.

Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
5 years ago

I heard someone say ‘miles of cock’ and came as fast as I could.

Ohlmann
Ohlmann
5 years ago

Thoses wimins could had least have the common sense to measure their target in metric system. That would be much more rigorous !

My personal explanation for the MTGOW figure is that there is a secret cock-riding spacecraft that fly very fast into a black hole, so that relativity allow them to get several light year of cock in a single encounter. Once in the black hole, the wimin go back to earth via black magick.

EverythingIsRidiculous
EverythingIsRidiculous
5 years ago

Can I measure cock in kilometres instead? Makes the conversion to litres easier.

Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
5 years ago

@Ohl

My personal explanation for the MTGOW figure is that there is a secret cock-riding spacecraft that fly very fast into a black hole, so that relativity allow them to get several light year of cock in a single encounter. Once in the black hole, the wimin go back to earth via black magick.

[HEAVY BREATHING]

ETA:

I want you to pilot your cock spacecraft into my black hole.

[dodges thrown tomatoes]

Jeez, tough crowd.

Dalillama: Irate Social Engineer

@Fran

heard someone say ‘miles of cock’ and came as fast as I could.

Well, ‘miles’ would be a slight exaggeration,but, yanno, any time, babe.

Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
5 years ago

@OOGLY

CHADRUDE – THUNDERCOCKSTORM

IgnoreSandra
5 years ago

@Francesca

I heard someone say ‘miles of cock’ and came as fast as I could.

Well, I know what your bat signal should be. Not that there was any real question about that 😛

Honestly, the only way I can think someone might have “miles” of dick is if it was like a mobius strip or something.

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