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Too much freedom makes women ugly, our MGTOW of the Day explains

Typical American woman, according to MGTOWs

On the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit today, the regulars are discussing the always important topic of why it is that women “hit the wall” and turn into ugly monsters so early in their lives.

A fellow called Onkel_Adolf offers this pithy answer:

Onkel_Adolf 6 points 7 hours ago Alcohol, late nights, and miles of cock will age a woman horribly, especially white women.

But it is this fellow who tracks the Ugly Lady Problem to its roots: too much lady freedom!

Slaide 11 points 9 hours ago It's usually the result of those women being "free" and deciding to drink heavily, do drugs, and get fucked by hundreds of guys within a short period of time. It's the price they pay for "MUH DESIRES". There is no point warning them; women would rather burn themselves and the entire world than not have their "fun".

Congratulations, Slaide! You have won the coveted We Hunted the Mammoth “MGTOW of the Day” award!

Also, I would like to remind any ladies reading this post that young men handle their freedom much more responsibly than woman, as this video footage clearly demonstrates.

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Chessman
Chessman
5 years ago

we hunted the mgtow

PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
5 years ago

Have I locked my revolving door for the night?

Better go check.

RosieLa
RosieLa
5 years ago

Young men. Such paragons of virtue.

dreemr
dreemr
5 years ago

MUH DESIRES!!!

*opens a bag of tortilla chips

Alan Robertshaw
5 years ago

I get the impression these guys heard Cindy Lauper on the radio one day and just went “Ha, so that’s it!”

LindsayIrene, Rioting Werebonobo

I mean, who the hell has the time to get fucked by hundreds of men? I have a full time job, there’s no way I could fit them all in.

Iseult The Idle
Iseult The Idle
5 years ago

Not one mention of sun damage. This nonexistent research is even lazier than usual.

PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
5 years ago

Dammit, I didn’t lock it fast enough, and now I have 4 guys milling around my living room, waiting.

Time to go sate MUH DESIRES.

Be back in a few minutes. Off to have some “fun.”

*Trudges away to go add a few inches to her odometer*

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
5 years ago

I thought it was 80 dicks a week. Now it’s vaguely hundreds in a vaguely short period of time? That’s just bad science. SMH 🙁

Also, miles of cock? Combine the insecurities above (ie. if she’s any sorta experienced, she’ll know I ain’t shit) with a distance dimension (cos of course), and we get something almost immaculate in its sadness. It’s like crystal ewww…

Ooglyboggles
Ooglyboggles
5 years ago

Halp I’m drowning in a sea of tan muscle men

LindsayIrene, Rioting Werebonobo

LOL @ PeeVee

It really does sound like work. “Crap, I’m falling behind on my slutting, but if I see just one more dick today, I’m gonna SCREAM.”

Zatar
Zatar
5 years ago

Why should MGTOW’s care if women are attractive to them or not? Still no good at going there own way huh?

PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
5 years ago

The traffic.
The boss.
The baby.
The dog.
“THAT’S IT! CALGON, TAKE ME AWAY!”

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
5 years ago

One more thing, why does sex with bepenised folks age you? Are my juices capable of stopping cells from dividing? Or can my junk control the fabric of space and time? Regardless, I promise not to use my powers very often and only for good ?

LindsayIrene, Rioting Werebonobo

Can I have all the sex I want with women without experiencing the premature aging?

Lea
Lea
5 years ago

This is all trufax.
Hell, I’m drunkenly fuckin right now.
Not because I want to, mind you. Being a woman, I don’t really care for sex. I do it because it has been commanded by Katie. For the sake of misandering properly, I have to multitask.

For I have promised to keep,
And miles of cock before I sleep.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

It’s just not even true that we age worse now. If you look at old photos, 40 year of any gender 100 years ago looked older than a 40 year old now. We have better medical and dental care. We can family plan so that we don’t wear ourselves out having baby after baby throughout or fertile years. Automation keeps us from having to as much back breaking labor. People wear sunscreen and limit sun exposure. Most people in developed nations can afford at least some beauty products. Most people get enough nutrients. We have indoor plumbing so we can wash our bodies, clothes and bedding all year round instead of being infested with mites and other body bugs whenever the local bodies of water froze. Clothing is also a lot more affordable than it used it to be. If you’re not extremely broke, you can shop at least once in awhile. It should also be noted that alcohol and drugs existed before second or third wave feminism. Being clean and having all your teeth used to be a luxury of the very wealthy and it wasn’t too long ago that buying a new dress was a very big deal unless, again you very wealthy.

As usual, MGTOW just do not live in reality. It would be amusing to hop in the tardis with them and take them back in time. Let them see how many HB10s there were back when people only got to bathe every couple weeks or so.

bluecat
bluecat
5 years ago

That high cheek-boned look most over-40s have in 19th century photos: – apparently it’s because most of them had no back teeth by that age.

Because not much calcium in the diet in childhood, poor/no or very expensive dentistry, and because multiple childbearing combined with poor nutrition can play merry hell with your teeth.

PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
5 years ago

Hmmm, LindsayIrene, good question…I wonder if toys count towards the Pene Mileage, or if it has to be Chadly-related.

LindsayIrene, Rioting Werebonobo

Does Chad cock cause more aging than beta cock?

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Because not much calcium in the diet in childhood, poor/no or very expensive dentistry, and because multiple childbearing combined with poor nutrition can play merry hell with your teeth.

Yep. But MGTOW get most of their historical facts from movies. They hire beautiful actresses to act in period movies and they’re all thin but not too emaciated with shiny hair and perfect white teeth. Therefore that’s what all women used to look like and it’s all feminism’s fault that all women don’t look like movie stars! The logic is impeccable.

One of my favorite leaps is Heather Graham in that Jack the Ripper movie, From Hell. Because that’s what impoverished 19th century sex workers looked like.

LindsayIrene, Rioting Werebonobo

One of my favorite leaps is Heather Graham in that Jack the Ripper movie, From Hell.

And they show her sleeping standing up in a doss house, because somehow this beautiful young woman can’t make enough money for a damn bed. I would believe Heather Graham as a rich man’s mistress, not as a street prostitute.

Brandy Turing
Brandy Turing
5 years ago

Y’all are having way too much fun with this.

Alan Robertshaw
5 years ago

They film a thing called Poldark near me. It’s some historical drama. One day the crew were asking around the pub for people to play impoverished villagers in the background of some scenes. We thought it might be a laugh (and 40 quid) so volunteered. I was rejected on the ground “You’re hardly emaciated”.

Bloody Hollywood and their standards.

Alan Robertshaw
5 years ago

@ lindsayirene

And they show her sleeping standing up in a doss house

The ‘penny hang’ was a real thing so I guess it’s not implausible. And beauty isn’t necessarily a ticket out of poverty. Nell Gwyn was by all accounts a beauty by the standards of the day. Yet when she met Charles she was on her way to sell some teeth to raise cash.

If anything I suspect fiction glosses over the horrors women in sex work can face. The original Pretty Woman script had Julia Roberts’ character supporting a drug habit, but that was excised as not in keeping with the fairy tale aspects.

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