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Meanwhile, on Reddit …

Oh dear

Another lively discussion, courtesy of the Incels subreddit!

In case you’re wondering what’s underneath the ink splatters — though I suspect you can probably guess — here’s a slightly less censored screenshot:

I can't talk to a girl knowing that her mouth has been filled with semen (self.Incels) submitted 5 hours ago by greekcel Do Normies seriously expect me to respect such creatures? Femoids are shameless degenerate c*nts.

But don’t worry, folks! The author of this lovely post assures his critics in the subreddit that he is neither lonely nor sexually frustrated:

actually im none of these. since young age i was sex deprived so i learned how to live without needing a worthless females. i got used to it after a while.

Yep. He doesn’t care SO HARD that he’s spending his Friday night hanging out on the INvoluntary CELibates subreddit posting this shit — and complaining about girls on Tinder “ghosting” him. 

GOSH WHY ON EARTH WOULD GIRLS NOT WANT TO MEET THIS GUY

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Banananana dakry
Banananana dakry
5 years ago

@Pie

“‘Don’t you know, they have the cleanest mouth of any animal!’
‘I’m just goin’ by where he’s been, honey. I am not a chemist.'”
–George Carlin

Lea
Lea
5 years ago

Ellesar,
Every single time someone asks people not to use vaginas as an insult, someone brings up how it is “different” in the UK.
We’re aware.
Still, I’d really, really appreciate it if references to vaginas were not used in that way.

KL
KL
5 years ago

So you waded through a whole sub-Reddit full of men with autism and other crippling social disabilities to find one to criticize? You could find misogynists and misanthropes with depression and schizophrenia too. You lack compassion and are literally picking on social cripples.

dslucia
dslucia
5 years ago

@Moggie:

Sorry, I don’t play Dwarf Fortress.

Fuck. I was doing a pretty good job at not busting out laughing at this thread, but then I got to this comment. GG, WP.

Dalillama: Irate Social Engineer

@Alan

. But then we’ve also got tit and boob.

Those two appear to actually be unrelated to the anatomy; ‘tit’ means something/someone small/insignificant, and boob in an insulting sense comes from Spansh bobo, a fool.

@Ellesar

I understand and accept both statements. I was simply trying to point out that in the UK when someone uses the word twat it does not have a misogynist intention. The word cunt is much more obviously misogynist, even though it is often used ‘affectionately’ by men towards one another.

And intent is not magic; the effect is still misogyinistic.

@Valentine

I think c*nt just sounds harsher. Hard sound. A nasty sounding word was chosen for vagina – it wasn’t meant for to be a complement, it was misogynist at the beginning. Even sailors dont say, and everyone swears here.

No, it’s the original Germanic word for the piece of anatomy in question. Doctors and similar educated types wrote in Latin and called it vagina (why they did so is not clear, as that’s apparently not the Classical Latin term). So that usage is the prestige usage which eventually became ‘standard’.

Kivutar
Kivutar
5 years ago

I understand that “vagina” means “sheath” in Latin, as in for a sword, which would make it originally a euphemism.

radical bacon
radical bacon
5 years ago

In Quebecois French, most swear words are more linked to goddy things rather than sexy things. And things are awkward when the Mormon Tabernacle Choir comes for a visit.

Arctic Ape
Arctic Ape
5 years ago

TMI

Re: consuming your own semen

To me, it seemed like an obvious thing to have a taste, just because eating your partner’s semen (in the context of fellatio) is such a big honkin’ deal in popular culture.

Adding to what Axe said, there’s also the old trick of being on your back on the floor, folding your body as far as it will go, and let gravity work it out.

I tried this once, not really expecting to achieve autofellatio (I didn’t) but just for the heck of it. It was one of the funniest, most sensual things I’ve ever done. If I had an intimate partner, I’d totally do it again and have my partner sit me for safety, just in case I hurt my back or something 🙂

Buffalo Headroom (it doesn't have to make sense)

@Kivutar

So…I sheath my sword?

Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
5 years ago

@Axe

@Fran, Lindsay, Sandra
Sounds like acute, depression onset sex aversion. Enjoy your (temporary) stay at Chateau Ace! It’s fun, innit!? ?

Admittedly, yeah, it is kinda chill.

I was worried at first but it’s actually kinda nice to not be at the mercy of my genitals all the time and becoming aroused just because a hot guy or girl moved nearby me and showed me some skin.

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
5 years ago

@KL
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Alan Robertshaw
5 years ago

@ dalillama

‘tit’ means something/someone small/insignificant

I wonder if that’s derived from ‘tittle’; one of those little marks used in writing Hebrew? I’m presuming they’ve had connotations of insignificance because of that Bible quote about not leaving anything out including “jots and tittles”.

Crip Dyke
Crip Dyke
5 years ago

since young age i was sex deprived

I was deprived of sex from birth to the age of 10. I wish I’d been deprived of sex a few years longer.

PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
5 years ago

KL: really, now.

Brony, Social Justice Cenobite

@KL
Why are you assuming that misogyny is cased by autism? No one here mocked autism. That’s a sickening assumption. Could you even point to a feature affecting free choice?

The people here are mocking critisizing misogyny and sexism. You are basically name-calling.

Alan Robertshaw
5 years ago

@ KL

So you waded through a whole sub-Reddit

In fairness you don’t have to wade very far in r/incels to find something mockable and/or nauseating.

And whilst one would of course have enormous sympathy for anyone who faced problems through autism or social anxiety, that’s not what incel is about. They’re just awful hate-filled individuals.

They may use claims of autism to attempt to justify their deeds or so they can claim criticism (and women refusing to have sex with them) is discrimination against people with a disability, but that just makes them even more horrible. There’s plenty of people with genuine autism or social anxiety and they manage to be perfectly pleasant and compassionate members of society.

Crip Dyke
Crip Dyke
5 years ago

@Alan Robertshaw:

In fairness you don’t have to wade very far in r/incels to find something mockable and/or nauseating.

Truer words were never typed.

Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
5 years ago

I’m being oppressed because women aren’t having sex with me right now.

:CCCCCCCCCCCCC

And also because men aren’t having sex with me, because I wouldn’t wanna be a MISANDRIST.

/wut about le mens

Alan Robertshaw
5 years ago

@ KL

To expand, incel thinking goes like this:

Premise 1 “Autism manifests as obnoxious and anti-social behaviour”

Premise 2 “I’m obnoxious and anti-social”

Conclusion “I am therefore autistic”

The first premise though is outrageously false (and offensive), so the argument fails. So we don’t have to feel any sympathy.

And Incel hypocrisy here is demonstrated by the fact they use ‘autistic’ as a general insult. There’s hardly a thread on there that doesn’t assert that “Normies are all autistic” as are all “female human organisms”.

And the irony of your post is that no-one is more unsympathetic and abusive to incels than their fellow incels. Again there’s hardly a post that doesn’t decry every other incel as ‘fakecel’ or really a normie.

Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
5 years ago

@Alan

And the irony of your post is that no-one is more unsympathetic and abusive to incels than their fellow incels. Again there’s hardly a post that doesn’t decry every other incel as ‘fakecel’ or really a normie.

With this pertinent fact visible to all, I’m surprised nobody connected the dots and said “MAYBE YOU ASSHOLES SHOULD TRY BEING NICE TO PEOPLE. WITH THAT ATTITUDE, NO WONDER YOU AREN’T GETTING YOUR DICKS WET!”

Alan Robertshaw
5 years ago

@ fran

MAYBE YOU ASSHOLES SHOULD TRY BEING NICE TO PEOPLE.

It’s actually against the rules of r/Incel to suggest being nice. It’s axiomatic amongst incels that women are only attracted by abusive behaviour.

Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
5 years ago

@Alan

It’s actually against the rules of r/Incel to suggest being nice

Yeah, if that’s a rule in a place you frequent…you may want to reconsider your life choices, m8.

Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
Francesca Torpedo, Femoid Special Forces Major
5 years ago

@Troubelle

Hey, you can’t just tell people not to make bad decisions!

PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
5 years ago

Alan,

Do you mean as in give each other advice to be nice to attract women, or just to be nice in general? I mean, are they all caustic assholes to each other in the threads?

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