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Meanwhile, on Reddit …

Oh dear

Another lively discussion, courtesy of the Incels subreddit!

In case you’re wondering what’s underneath the ink splatters — though I suspect you can probably guess — here’s a slightly less censored screenshot:

I can't talk to a girl knowing that her mouth has been filled with semen (self.Incels) submitted 5 hours ago by greekcel Do Normies seriously expect me to respect such creatures? Femoids are shameless degenerate c*nts.

But don’t worry, folks! The author of this lovely post assures his critics in the subreddit that he is neither lonely nor sexually frustrated:

actually im none of these. since young age i was sex deprived so i learned how to live without needing a worthless females. i got used to it after a while.

Yep. He doesn’t care SO HARD that he’s spending his Friday night hanging out on the INvoluntary CELibates subreddit posting this shit — and complaining about girls on Tinder “ghosting” him. 

GOSH WHY ON EARTH WOULD GIRLS NOT WANT TO MEET THIS GUY

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Eyes on the Right
5 years ago

How in the world does he know which women’s mouths have been filled with…you know? Does he carry a black light scanner and wave it around at people?

Alan Robertshaw
5 years ago

Ah, we’re back to cannibalising sailors.

PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
5 years ago

My mouth atm is filled with a delicious taco.

Sucks to be greekcel.

Serebrianyi Golub
Serebrianyi Golub
5 years ago

Oh good, one of those “everyone is having constant sex except me!” types. Because of course he is the only person in the whole world who isn’t living their absolute best sexual/romantic life. That, combined with that classic incel squeamishness about the human body.

Ohlmann
Ohlmann
5 years ago

Thoses people are frightening. They need counceling, and fast.

Normally, semen isn’t the most disgusting thing that have come through a mouth. At the very least, puke have come out too, and that seem grosser to me.

LindsayIrene, Rioting Werebonobo

Like, dude, you swallow, then have a Coke or something. People aren’t running around with splooge chipmunk-stashed in their cheeks like it’s chewing tobacco.

Ya know, I think I’m going to stop shaking hands with people. All people. What if they masturbate with their shaking hands?

Iseult The Idle
Iseult The Idle
5 years ago

I wish I could identify these guys by sight. I’d keep toothpaste in my purse so I could smile a big, frothy grin at them.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

So, if you use a condom while give a blow job, it’s okay?

I knew about the ghost penises that misogynists think live in vaginas. I didn’t realize ghost sperms stayed in ones mouth forever too. I learn new biological facts here every day!

EJ (Marxist Jazz Weasel)

Yes, Mr Incel, it’s true. What makes it worse is that women breathe, which means that the air around them is full of little wiggly spermies. To be safe, you’d better stay far away from any women and never breathe the same air as them.

But you know what’s worse? Some men do it too. Men have been known to play the pink bassoon. Some of these men are straight, or can pass for straight. To be safe from them, you’re going to have to stay away from all men as well.

You’re also going to have to avoid using anything that any human has ever touched. This specifically includes your computer keyboard.

Kivutar
Kivutar
5 years ago

Why do these guys get so freaking upset about other people having sex? That’s how you make more humans. Everybody, including them, was created by a sex act or at minimum, by the manipulation of sperm and ova. Ewwwww?

Rhuu - apparently an illiterati
Rhuu - apparently an illiterati
5 years ago

Men have been known to play the pink bassoon.

EJ… EJ no… EJ I’m dying EJ…

http://i.imgur.com/7LRmSRB.gif

Dreamer
Dreamer
5 years ago

Iseult, you made me spit out my coffee due to laughing!

PaganReader - Misandrist Spinster

@LindsayIrene
Ew at you for the image you just put in my head.

@Kivutar
Because they’re not having any.

zaunfink
zaunfink
5 years ago

@lindsayirene & paganreader

That is one of the greatest images I’ve ever encountered. Disgusting, but….

Is he aware that you know, some people brush their teeth? Sometimes even more than once a month?

Viscaria the Cheese Hog
Viscaria the Cheese Hog
5 years ago

Oh, incels. Always thinking of themselves and other men as disgusting plague carriers, infecting women left and right.

AsAboveSoBelow, Male Gaze Harvester
AsAboveSoBelow, Male Gaze Harvester
5 years ago

Wiggly spermies and PINK BASSOON! *dies laughing*

IgnoreSandra
5 years ago

There’s also people who lick buttholes. And people who don’t mind getting semen all over their face and the rest of their body.

Point is, most people wash well in the modern world, and you can drive yourself up the wall worrying about it. So…don’t worry about it.

And I’m not normal, but I don’t expect this person to request all people who’ve given blowjobs. I require that he does. Disrespecting all of us is not an option.

Vanir85
Vanir85
5 years ago

*sigh* …incels…

Sex good? – “Waah! Women are stingy and won’t do teh sex!!!”

Sex bad? – “Waah! Women are icky and slutty and *cooties*!!!”

Regardless – “Waah! Women!!!”

Well. Back to enjoying my friday. I haz pizza and beer and ice cream and doggo and friends 😀

IBH Ardipithecus
IBH Ardipithecus
5 years ago

Hmmm – Chicken kebab, chips, (from the chippy) wine and chocolate.

A perfect Friday. 🙂

Time to add G&T to the mix.

Haise, the husky puppy
Haise, the husky puppy
5 years ago

I can’t talk to an incel knowing that his mouth has been filled with bullshit.

Do mammothers seriously expect me to respect such creatures? Incels are shameless, degenerate pricks.

( . ___ . )

LindsayIrene, Rioting Werebonobo

Panko/pesto/mozzarella encrusted chicken with wine, while listening to Epica.

Hey, does greekcel know that there are women who put their mouths on other womens’ private parts? He could be talking to a woman whose face feels like a glazed donut after a real good night and not even know it!! Yeah, he really shouldn’t talk to anyone. Ever.

Seraph4377
5 years ago

If I’m in a situation where I know for sure that a woman’s mouth has been filled with semen, either she’s telling me some really interesting stories or it’s mine. Either way, I don’t want her to stop. Why on Earth would I shun her?

Otrame
Otrame
5 years ago

They really don’t get how much they tell us about them, do they. I would genuinely feel sorry for these pathetic men if they weren’t so full of hate. And it’s all imaginary. Hell, most of them could probably get a date if they acted like a decent person. Of course if they are ugly or fat or don’t bother to wash much they may have issues, but so do ugly fat smelly women*.

And the truth is that fat ugly men are more likely to score than fat ugly women, because women, in general**, are less demanding of physical perfection as long as the personality is good. Oh, wait. I see the problem right there.

*I am not fat shaming nor appearance shaming. The truth is that some people are not particularly physically attractive and many women and men are fat. They deserve love and/or companionship no less than the various greek gods and goddesses that run around being physically attractive and slender.

**This is to acknowledge that some women LIKE big solid men, and some men LIKE women with some meat on their bones. The range of potential mates for large, not-classically-attractive people may be smaller than that available to slender classically attractive people, but it is not zero. Once again, having a pleasant personality and not actually hating all members of the gender you are attracted to would probably help.

Makroth - wild west firecracker window-smashing soap-averse unionized cowboy Jacobin from Hell
Makroth - wild west firecracker window-smashing soap-averse unionized cowboy Jacobin from Hell
5 years ago

I wonder if he knows just how much dirty the average human mouth is. I’ve read that dog’s mouths are actually cleaner than ours. There’s the fact that dental plaque is composed of bacteria and their poop. Not the first time i’ve heard this sort of talk coming from them. Every time i hear it it makes me want to out-gross them.

Ellesar
Ellesar
5 years ago

It is back to that whole cuckold obsession these guys have – they spend so much time thinking about the women they are attracted to with other men that it becomes part of the fantasy. As one of David’s recent posts highlighted their posts are super revealing about their sexual insecurities.

Possibly in this case this guy does get *something* out of thinking about other men’s semen! That is not me implying he has gay fantasies (NOT that there is anything wrong with that!), it could be that, but it seems to be much more about comparison – and of course his fears that he will come up short (as it were).

I can honestly say I have never spent a great deal of time negatively dwelling on other people’s sexual activities. I hope that way of thinking is more common than this sad man’s.

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