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Men’s Rights Activists reveal greatest t-shirt in history, victory for MRAs now assured

‘Cause every girl crazy ’bout a sharp dressed man’s rights activist

The Justice 4 Men and Boys party — the UK electoral powerhouse — is selling these on its web store, for real. Get yours before they’re all sold out!

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Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
5 years ago

@Abungus

Hey.

I’m on my period.

And I think it’s pissing off the dog. She’s been scratching at the door for a while.

Also, you make no sense at all.

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
5 years ago

turgid

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
5 years ago

Cowabunga, by invocation, we exist. We exist as electromagnetic resonance. If you have never experienced this reimagining through non-local interactions, it can be difficult to exist.

Although you may not realize it, you are mystical. The galaxy is calling to you via turgid pulses. Can you hear it? Have you found your journey?

Wanderer, look within and synergize yourself. How should you navigate this technological universe? It can be difficult to know where to begin.

Where there is illusion, interconnectedness cannot thrive. We can no longer afford to live with stagnation. Bondage is the antithesis of presence.

The dreamscape is radiating atomic ionization.

To embark on the mission is to become one with it. You and I are entities of the biosphere. Transcendence requires exploration.

Yes, it is possible to confront the things that can confront us, but not without curiosity on our side. You must take a stand against yearning. Only a lifeform of the quantum cycle may integrate this uprising of transcendence.

Now, please, bore some other site and stop stinking up this one.

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
5 years ago

There’s apparently at least three of us, right? We could pool resources, and go as one big person in an overcoat!

http://i.imgur.com/lCMQCaK.jpg

Fishy Goat
Fishy Goat
5 years ago

@Abungy Yes, we know, and as far as we’ve been able to tell over the years, the ‘lovely’ folks at AVFM don’t actually give a shit about the problems of men and boys, except as a means to vilify women and feminism.

Croquembouche, poorly-dressed vandal
Croquembouche, poorly-dressed vandal
5 years ago

@ SFHC,
Perfect!
And you’ve placed me in the part of coat to segue to telling Abungus Miggy all about my misandrous pubic hair.

AbungaMiggy, it was just your typical middle-aged lady pubic hair until I had chemotherapy. Then it all fell out. That might have pleased you greatly, but I survived, and eventually some of it came back.
Now it is very sparse and straggly, though probably not as much so as your 329+ year old self’s.

Or has each last wizened hair, no longer capable of growth, like your soul, stopped clinging to your body?
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PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
5 years ago

OMG.

SFHC, that made me do an actual spit take.

Lmfao!!!!

Dalillama: Irate Social Engineer

@A fungus among us

vanguards staffed by androgynous, anime-haired pencil pushers .

Actually, the whole concept of a vanguard party as such is deeply counterrevolutionary. It’s the sort of thing tankies talk about so they can pretend there’s a difference between them and the fash. Also, pencils are so last-century; I push electrons these days, it’s much more convenient. I am an anime-haired andrgyne, though, so you get 50%.

dreemr
dreemr
5 years ago

@Troubelle, @PeeVee, @SFHC, @Croquembouche – oh my, thank you for the belly laughs!

Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
5 years ago

@SFHC,

My reaction was the same as PeeVee’s. You’re a freaking genius XD

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
5 years ago

@SFHC
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Brony, Social Justice Cenobite

@Abunga

There are serious issues affecting men and boys in our society…

I agree. This man has never seen those people or you propose anything that described the problem or solutions in a useful way.

Like them all you seem to be is feelings and assertions. Those are useless to me. You, as a man, are useless to this man’s problems. Your feelings alone are useless to me unless connected to something useful. At least the feminists were able to connect thier feelings to something useful for me. That’s why I’m here.

(caused by feminism and the attendant encroachment of the welfare state),

That a simple assertion. I refuse to accept that.

and I strongly suspect that these men will address these issues, in simple, commonsense terms that anyone can understand

I’ve watched those people for years and they have done the same as you. They present something as if it were true with lots of feeling, and nothing else. Of course that looks simple, but sense is not possible without more than feelings and assertions.

They are useless to this man. You give no reason to think this time will be different.

(unlike the turgid, jargon-pregnant academese used by feminists and other assorted cultural Marxists, likely in effort to elude the comprehension of the very “working classes” that these people claim to represent, thus allowing themselves to claim that those who disagree with them lack “[blank] consciousness,” and are thus in need of vanguards staffed by androgynous, anime-haired pencil pushers and low-t inbetweener weeners).

And another set of assertions.

Want to know what makes sense?
1) Being able to show what academic things you say make no sense.

2) Showing the thing you say makes sense in contrast.

3) Showing why 2 makes sense, and why 1 makes no sense.

Otherwise this man has no reason to think that you care about my problems. All you seem to want to do is hurt women, other races, LGBT people… just like those people meeting in Australia. You show nothing of understanding or fixing problems.

I’m starting to think you literally have no standards and abilities for figuring out the world beyond the groups you choose to identify with and having someone simply tell you something is true without proof. It seems a reasonable hypothesis given the reputation you have left in the comments here. It certainly explains the way you talk shit about other groups and are incapable of showing any relevance or logic beyond insults and social conflict posturing.

That’s gotta be terrifying to face. I’ll keep that hypothesis in the back of my mind for a bit. You are far from the first to show the pattern but I really did want to think people like you were that incapable.

PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Timber-Rattling Booger Slut, But Noice) Sarcastic
5 years ago

I’m still cracking up.

(And applauding Brony for the epic rebuttal.)

Brony, Social Justice Cenobite

@Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Dammit. You got there first! Go ahead, take my internets XD

Brony, Social Justice Cenobite

No way I would have thought of using the commentator avatars like that though XD

Abunga Is Among Ya
Abunga Is Among Ya
5 years ago

@All of you

What the hell did SFHC do that was so funny? They just posted a poorly-edited picture using select Mammotheers’ avatars to jokingly convey the possibility of sneaking into an MRA meet-up via the use of an overcoat. It’s not *that* funny.

Brony, Social Justice Cenobite

That should say,

…but I really did not want to think people like you were that incapable.

…at the end of my reply to Aboingy

Brony, Social Justice Cenobite

You mean it’s not funny to you Obongo.

A lot of humor inherently has to do with social conflict or making something that is normally a social violation palatable.

There are no “just jokes”. Such humor would be less funny to you due to the nature of humor. Another reason I’m glad I took feminists and non-white people seriously. It made understanding that much easier.

LindsayIrene, Rioting Werebonobo

You know what’s funny, Abunga/Miggs?
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But not, like, super funny. Just kind of funny, in a pathetic way.

I mean, honestly. That ugly-ass shirt is the hill you want to die on? Really?

Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
5 years ago

@Brony,

Nicely done 😀

JS
JS
5 years ago

@Abungus Moving the goalposts, so we now have to justify comedy, and how some possibly funny things aren’t funny to some people? No, I don’t think I will, if you haven’t understood humor by now, you won’t when I try and explain it to you.

The amount of jargon and “academese” (aka, jargon) in your posts is at least as painful to me, as ours seems to be to you. Perhaps we could stop talking past each other, and look for common ground.

@PeeVee: “Make me one with everything,” said the Transcendentalist to the Hot-dog vendor.

Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
5 years ago
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
5 years ago

@Dame Miggie Smith

It’s not *that* funny

http://cdn.gurl.com//wp-content/uploads/2013/10/wrong-opinion1.gif

Ooglyboggles
Ooglyboggles
5 years ago

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Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
Mish of the Catlady Ascendancy
5 years ago

Also, this is utterly silly and OT, but I was just setting up an online poll to organise a teaching team meeting (stay with me here).

The app we use is Doodle Poll, and I’m sure most of you are aware that in some places (such as Aust.) ‘doodle’ has a particular meaning that is unrelated to drawing or scribbling… anyways, as it launched, a message popped up saying:

“Loading beta doodle”

All in all, a surprisingly funny Sunday here at Casa Mish.

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