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MGTOWs completely lose their sh*t over a gif of a toddler on a cell phone

The face of female entitlement, or just a toddler pretending to talk on a cell phone?

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To the regulars on the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit, she’s a bitch. She’s “disgusting.” She’s a “future cat lady in training.” She’s the inevitable result of a world in which women don’t face “any consequences for having a vagina.” We may need “another Hitler” to rid the world of people like her.

To the rest of the world, she is … a toddler playing with a cell phone.

Not long ago, a Redditor posted the gif above to the MGTOW subreddit, headlining his post with a question: “Where the f**k do women learn this bitchy, ugly behaviour?”

Yep, he accused a toddler of being a bitch.

As it turns out, he wasn’t the only one roused to white-hot fury by a toddler in a gif.

Random-Reddit-Lurker 8 points 7 days ago Future cat lady in training.

Some saw the talkative toddler as evidence that women need to be, er, beaten up more regularly.

lonewolf-chicago 30 points 7 days ago No consequences. Men get punched in the face for acting up. Women don't.

omegapro95 1 point 7 days ago yes, i agree, i have been saying for years. until women start getting beaten up for bad behavior like men, physically, they will stay as bitchy as ever cuz they know there isnt any consequences for having a vagina.

Dude, there are plenty of consequences that come with having a vagina, as there are for having a penis. I’m not quite sure why you think “getting beaten up” should be one of them.

One commenter seemed to suggest that the only real, er, solution to girl toddlers talking on cell phones would involve .. the mass extermination of all “feminazis,” possibly even those still wearing diapers.

Yes, that’s right: he compared feminists to Nazis. And in the next sentence he suggested that they needed to be killed by “another Hitler.”

Irony is dead.

And if FalloutFan2 got his way, I guess, a lot of women would be too.

Even those who put the “blame” for the toddler’s hilarious unforgivable behavior on her mother couldn’t resist taking a dig at the toddler herself. For her unoriginality.

RationalistFaith1 10 points 7 days ago She has observed her mother or another close clam. Mimicking is what women do best, as much as an ounce of innovation? Never.

Seriously, girl toddler in a gif, did you invent the cell phone? I think not. Hang up, and hang your head in shame!

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nparker
nparker
5 years ago

The only consequences these sedentary sixth-wits have for being dicks is being… them. Being them I imagine is quite a fitting punishment for being the way they are- imagine being so consumed by hatred, so hateful. It is inherently unhealthy, and they are damaging themselves.

The problem is they even want to hurt toddlers! I can’t even…

Really, I can’t even…

Imaginary Petal
Imaginary Petal
5 years ago

This baby is 6/10 not the best not the worst. Deserves a little bit of criticism, but these guys blow it way out of proportion. It’s not even the worst baby I’ve seen today.

Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent
Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent
5 years ago

Awright, ditty time.

There’s a fine, fine hair on the head of a babe’s head
Now who in their right mind would make it into a trigger?
Too easy to set it off a finger, try a breeze instead?
And the hole the shotgun makes keeps on getting bigger

Go ahead and yammer about ess-joos and safe spaces
When it comes to the latter, you’re in one of your own
But if a lil’ gal with a cell phone makes you drop your…good graces,
All that we can muster is a fully collective groan

Weird (yeah, it CAN happen here) Eddie
Weird (yeah, it CAN happen here) Eddie
5 years ago

@ Troubelle

ya need to change your nym… Bard of the New Movement!!

Makroth - Agent of the Great Degeneracy
Makroth - Agent of the Great Degeneracy
5 years ago

Only migtoes could start raging over something so innocent and adorable. The massive amount of hatred they contain is just.. sad. They’re hurting themselves far more than they hurt others.

Aunt Podger
Aunt Podger
5 years ago

@Troubelle, that’s brilliant.

bekabot
bekabot
5 years ago

“THEY ARE TODDLERS. WHAT IS WITH THE CALL FOR A TODDLER GENOCIDE!?”

You forget…toddlers are slightly older babies, and babies…come out of women.

Riddle explained.

Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
5 years ago

@Weird Eddie

Soon as this goes through….

varalys the dark
5 years ago

They really are beyond parody aren’t they? My nephew who is a little over two didn’t care for mobile phones, but he loved playing with remotes. Best toy ever for him, you just had to remember to take the batteries out (and not then lose them) so he couldn’t bring up some weird menu you couldn’t then get rid of.

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
5 years ago
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
5 years ago

From Dr. Spock For Redpillers:

1) Newborn human girls should already have a full head of long, shiny supermodel hair. If your baby is bald and has been diagnosed with Type I feminazism, keep her indoors until her hair reaches regulation length.

2) Pink leggings cause opinions.

3) Girl babies are unoriginal and can only parrot what they hear and mimic what they see. Their speech tends to be simple, consisting of a few plagiarized words: “milk”, “hug”, “more!” Boy babies, on the other hand, start immediately inventing skyscrapers, jetpacks, and plasma-fusion vehicles. By 6 months, your little Job Creator should be speaking in full, innovative sentences and dragging his first mammoth home.

4) If a girl baby is pretending to talk on a cell phone, she’s either making a playdate with Chad, or rehearsing how to someday escape from your horrible, horrible clutches. Calmly redirect her to the sandwich area. This will keep her hands busy so she can’t make cute, attention-getting gestures that serve no purpose.

Euw. I need to go shower now.

Lea
Lea
5 years ago

These are men who need to be kept far away from kids. I wonder how many of them hate single mothers because their own kids were removed from their custody due to abuse?

Lea
Lea
5 years ago

I mean when the sight of a playing toddler causes you to tell the world how much women need to be beaten and need to pay for being born with vaginas, you’re probably an abuser or would be if women didn’t keep themselves and their kids out of your reach.

LindsayIrene
LindsayIrene
5 years ago

More terrible she-toddlers:
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Won’t take your shit, mini-fashionista
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Practicing her moves for the club, where she will meet Chad Poopypants and Tyrone Nosepicker
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DRUNK
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Has already been claimed by the cats

dreemr
dreemr
5 years ago

OT: here we go now. Hope nobody minds their basic human rights to control their own procreation being eroded in Ohio (coming soon to a state near YOU).

http://www.cnn.com/2016/12/07/politics/ohio-abortion-bill/

Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
5 years ago

@dreemr

-sigh- One state to the north…good God, this is ass.

Weird (yeah, it CAN happen here) Eddie
Weird (yeah, it CAN happen here) Eddie
5 years ago

@ dreemr

I don’t know what to say, anything I can think of would be sarcastic and that doesn’t seem appropriate. Sure didn’t take them long.

Snowberry
Snowberry
5 years ago

one of the biggest problems with the manosphere is that, prior to encountering it personally, no reasonable person would believe that it was real. It’s sort of like if magic was real, but could only ever be used spitefully.

Weird (yeah, it CAN happen here) Eddie
Weird (yeah, it CAN happen here) Eddie
5 years ago

The anti-choice mentality holds that the right to life begins at conception… and ends at birth….

Snowberry
Snowberry
5 years ago

If anti-abortion was really all about protecting a vulnerable class of people, you’d think most liberals would be “pro-life” and most conservatives would be “pro-choice”. That’s not what we see in the real world, though.

dreemr
dreemr
5 years ago

Anti-abortion is to control women and their reproduction, full stop.

While I’m glad I was able to get an abortion when I needed one, so what? What about the thousands of women who will need one in the future? The women that will die from botched abortions and perhaps ill-advised pregnancies, the children born into iffy circumstances at best, the correlated rise in crime and domestic violence…

Right now I’d love to scatter a LOT of Legos in certain fundie/born again peoples’ living rooms and hide all their socks and shoes, shall we say.

Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent + Bard of the New Movement
5 years ago

I’ve said it before (I’m pretty sure), and here it is again.

Something is going to give.

Fishy Goat
Fishy Goat
5 years ago

Anti-abortion is to control women and their reproduction, full stop.

QFT

Aunt Podger
Aunt Podger
5 years ago

You know, so much of evopsych is a steaming pile of bullshit and bias confirmation, but since it figures in so many human cultural contexts, I do wonder if there’s not some brain button that says, “If a person or institution acts like he or she has the authority to control the whom and when of mating, you should obey in all other aspects of life.”

ETA: A useless line of speculation, but it would explain why so many people try to crawl up into the birth canals of strangers with flags ready for the planting.

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