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“Females are breeding with f***y weak men at the behest of corrupt elites,” MGTOW says

Woen, like cats, cannot resist shiny divorce goodies
Women, like cats, cannot resist shiny divorce goodies

And welcome to Part 2 of today’s MGTOW 2-fer! In Part 1, we examined the somewhat controversial theories of a Scientist Man Going His Own Way who believes the human race will soon go extinct, after a brief period of postapocalyptic cannibalism, because women don’t understand how cars work.

Now we will examine the teachings of a wise gentleman by the name of lolz_69, which he helpfully posted to the very same MGTOW subreddit thread.

First, a warning: You may find it a little difficult to see how the various threads of Mr. lolz_69’s rather elaborate argument relate to one another. That is probably because you are a women. If you’re not a woman, then it’s probably because you’re a mangina. It couldn’t possibly have anything to do with the quality or lack thereof of Mr. lolz_69’s arguments.

Mr. lolz_69 starts out with a strong assertion:

Females are breeding with f*ggy weak men at the behest of corrupt elites through indoctrination (that anyone with a brain can see through) so that everyone is controlled easily.

I would draw you a picture of this but honestly I’m not that good of an artist.

Females bought into the propaganda and broke up families because they had shiny stuff (goodies from divorce, etc.) dangled in front of their eyes.

And what female can resist the divorce goodies, I mean come on, they’re SHINY.

99% of women do not want to admit their inherent weaknesses and will bring down civilization literally because their egos can’t handle the truth that they need to be controlled by someone.

They actually had the choice of that someone being a loving husband who devoted his life to her, or big daddy government who just wants slaves. Guess who they choice?

Er, big daddy?

I mean, come on, who can blame them, that guy has A GIANT MURDER-SCREW FOR AN ARM!

bigdaddylilsis

Also, I don’t think the Big Daddy is actually the boss in that relationship but whatev.

NO FEMINISM IS ACCEPTABLE AT ANY TIME. Women have always had equal rights. They just didn’t want to put in the same amount of work as a man did. So they do the typical Marxist move- change the definition of a common word.

Damn those typical Marxists and their newfangled definitions of common words!!1! Which they come up with so that women don’t have to work as hard as men!!11! Which is the fundamental principle of Marxism, in case you forgot!!1!

“A specter is haunting Europe,” the Commie Manifesto declared, “the specter of lazy-ass females sitting on their fat asses eating bon bons while their dudes do all the work, and that is exactly what we the Communists want!”

Someone stumbling upon my post blue-pilled would never believe how I could say something like that. The mainstream meaning of feminism is “equal rights for women.” Only a monster wouldn’t support that, right? Wrong.

So, two monsters then?

What “feminism” claims to want was something THEY ALREADY HAD. Feminism means “gimme free shit and power without any consequences.” THAT’S why feminism is evil.

Huh. That’s an interesting REDEFINITION OF A COMMON WORD now isn’t it?

In my opinion, anyone who creates division amongst people who were already in harmony is a terrorist. This is what women now are.

Men and women had no issues with one another before feminism!

They fucked up the relationship between men and women because the government wanted more slaves. Taking care of kids at home with a loving providing spouse is literally the best situation ever.

Weird how few MGTOWs seem to be champing at the bit to take up life as stay-at-home dads.

Women threw that all away to sleep with Chads and become corporate whores.

Wait, I thought women were all supposed to be “breeding with f*ggy weak men at the behest of corrupt elites.” How is Chad (and his other brother Chad) getting himself into the mix?

Every potential woman you choose to associate with owes you an apology for how their actions have ruined gender relations. Never forget that.

The line to apologize to lolz_69 starts over there. Way over there.

I’m willing to work with them again if they learn to shut up and apologize, but there is a greater chance of hell freezing over than that happening.

Lolz_69 has accidentally stumbled onto something true. Which he promptly forgets.

That’s why we are MGTOW and not going to interact with them. We are adults willing to associate with anyone who has a sense of decency and realizes our actions affect others, and that means the current batch of argumentative whores need not apply.

Dude, I don’t think you need to worry that anyone will be applying for that particular position.

Basically, women must not be negotiated with, because everyone knows you never negotiate with terrorists.

Also, never get into an arm-wrestling contest with an octopus.

(Because they have eight arms! Ba-dum-tssh! I’m here all week. Try the calamari!)

Historically, society crumbles as soon as men forget the fact that women have the logical ability of a child and that All Women Are Like That™. The difference this time is that men are so weak that they will give destructive technology to a creature who makes decisions based on her vagina.

I think lolz_69 may be confusing vaginas with Magic 8-Balls.

Won’t end well. Let this be noted for any potential future civilizations.

I’m pretty sure that the writings of Mr. lolz_69 will not be of any interest whatsoever to future civilizations. They’re barely of interest to me.

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5 years ago

“I think lolz_69 may be confusing vaginas with Magic 8-Balls.”

Damn, I wish I could shake my vagina and have vague messages float to the top of it.

hottotrotsky
hottotrotsky
5 years ago

I’m just imagining lolz on the phone with some beleaguered customer service rep for an insurance company, screeching “I DON’T NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS!!11!1” when she offers him different prices for for different coverage.

Mary Kay
Mary Kay
5 years ago

I hope nobody ever, never (again?), not once, fucks this dude for the rest of his unnatural life.

dreemr
dreemr
5 years ago

Maybe a “potential woman” starts out as a “creature”? They sure love referring to women as creatures, as though we’re a separate species.

Hambeast (fan of diversity)
Hambeast (fan of diversity)
5 years ago

David in the OT

How is Chad (and his other brother Chad) getting himself into the mix?

Dick Louden and Darryl (and his other brother Darryl) approve.

Handsome Jack – How about Vidalia jokes?

weirwoodtreehugger: communist bonobo

I think the car rant is funnier because it pairs nicely with the overpriced vagina bus rant. I hope some enterprising young misogynist finds a way to connect hating women with trolleys, scooters or tricycles next. Or better yet, a unicycle.

Handsome "Punkle Stan" Jack

Handsome Jack – How about Vidalia jokes?

A-okay.

(Peridot jokes are also a-okay, I’m just being a jerk.)

Latte Cat
Latte Cat
5 years ago

Woman photographed in the process of ending the world (she knows nothing about cars)
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Snork Maiden
5 years ago

Oh my, the convoluted explanations these guys will come up with as to why they do not have girlfriends.

(simple answer: they hate women)

HawkAtreides, on the floor again with a head full of rain
HawkAtreides, on the floor again with a head full of rain
5 years ago

@iknklast

Nah, I worked as hard as my ex, brought in just slightly less than she did because she got a raise I didn’t, did most if not all of the housework, did all of the caretaking of our child, helped pay her alcoholic mother’s credit card bills, and only left with my own things (and not even all of those). I just think the narrative of “women marry men, get pregnant, then leave and take everything” is kind of funny considering that my ex took nothing from me and my mother only took exactly what she was legally entitled to, to the penny – and didn’t fight my father after he failed to live up to his end of the bargain. I mean, I’m obviously a mincing betaboy by their rankings, so it’s just so odd that their universal narrative fails in so many cases. Must be a female conspiracy to make plausible failures in order to hide the reality. Couldn’t be that the narrative is complete bullshit or anything.

Sorry that your ex was a complete jerkbag, though.

Aunt Podger
Aunt Podger
5 years ago

For haircuts to inspire MGTOW-rants logic, might I recommend http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/?tag=haircut-100 ?

Dalillama
Dalillama
5 years ago

@hottotrotsky

I’m just imagining lolz on the phone with some beleaguered customer service rep for an insurance company, screeching “I DON’T NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS!!11!1” when she offers him different prices for for different coverage.

Honestly I kinda feel that way when I’m on the phone with the electric company regardless.

Handsome "Punkle Stan" Jack

@Aunt Podger

You’re a beautiful soul.

http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Mankind_Under_Leash.jpg

And we have been blessed.

Slutty Miss Havisham Penguin briefly known as Nady
Slutty Miss Havisham Penguin briefly known as Nady
5 years ago

I find that imagining that the ‘FEMALEZ’ they are referring to are of different species. For example, the article from yesterday I read, I imagined they meant female iguanas. “Silly peoples should know that iguanas are much too small to operate people vehicles.” The mental images are hilarious and I don’t have to give them the benefit of expending energy from rage hate on them.
( Also @Handsome Jack Stop stealing my shows, they’re all mine!!!) *Selfishly clutches the cartoons to chest* 😀

hippielady
hippielady
5 years ago

I’m willing to work with them again if they learn to shut up and apologize, but there is a greater chance of hell freezing over than that happening.

You got that right asshole. Now fucking go your own way already.

DMW
DMW
5 years ago

I thought women only hooked up with super manly alpha dudes and had their master race babies, then forced weak little betas to cough up their hard earned resources to support them? Doesn’t this conflict every point they usually make? Gosh, you guys, I’m starting to think these theories might possibly be a bunch of bullshit or something. /heavy sarcasm

Handsome "Punkle Stan" Jack

Also @Handsome Jack Stop stealing my shows, they’re all mine!!!

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Moocow
5 years ago

Females are breeding with f*ggy weak men at the behest of corrupt elites through indoctrination (that anyone with a brain can see through) so that everyone is controlled easily.

Welp, I guess he realized that no, not every women wants to fuck Chad thundercock and some even prefer men that don’t conform to their gender role?

And of course, this is clearly a ‘massive conspiracy’ perpetrated by the Jew- I mean ‘corrupt elites’ because that’s more plausible than “I was wrong about something”.

99% of women do not want to admit their inherent weaknesses and will bring down civilization literally because their egos can’t handle the truth that they need to be controlled by someone.

Seriously? A fucking guy who made up a conspiracy theory simply because his fragile little ego “couldn’t handle the truth” that women don’t fuck alpha chad thundercock now thinks other people are the ones who “can’t handle the truth”?

We are adults willing to associate with anyone who has a sense of decency

http://www.hippoquotes.com/img/calisto-yew-quotes/gGdPGwt.jpg

Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent
Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent
5 years ago

@Handsome Jack, re: book cover

It looks like Wilson lost his middle hair horn (and somehow got aliens to stop off at the Don’t Starve world).

Slutty Miss Havisham Penguin briefly known as Nady
Slutty Miss Havisham Penguin briefly known as Nady
5 years ago

Grunkle Stan gets me. *Wipes away tear.* (Also unfortunately can’t post gifs as I have a windows phone and don’t know how from it. 🙁 )

Handsome "Punkle Stan" Jack

http://i.imgur.com/tg67Fsy.png

He wakes up every morning and combs his hair upward and some of it downward.

Deliberately.

Garryn Bek, what the fuck.

Steampunked
Steampunked
5 years ago

I was going to try to type something insightful, but after a while all of the dude’s commentary just sort of melanged together in a long whine.

Have a picture that describes it all perfectly:
http://mythfolklore.net/aesopica/images_osius/osius251image.jpg

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
5 years ago
Handsome "Punkle Stan" Jack

@SFHC

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Damn you, 70s to 90s…damn you to hell!

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