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The MGTOWs were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of sexbots danced in their heads

Sexy!
She’s just a love machine

Over on the MGTOW subreddit, the regulars are daydreaming about sexbots. And they can’t seem to decide what excites them more: the prospect of endless on-demand sex with robot super-hotties — or ruining the lives of non-robotic women who won’t be able to compete with the aforementioned robot super-hotties.

It’s really kind of adorable.

Let’s let the MGTOW Nostradamus who calls himself EnterPseudonym explain how it’s all going to go down when the sexbot revolution arrives at last.

Men will be ecstatic to finally have something they can put their penis into that doesn’t talk:

[I]magine that sexbots are a reality. They’re not too expensive maybe $5000. With a decent job and no girl friend you could save up that money within a year. Now you only have to pay electricity to keep her running and maintenance every so often.

Just don’t get her wet! Those things are known to short out.

You don’t have to pay to take her out. You don’t have listen to her nag or bore you with dull conversations. You don’t have to deal with her emotional swings. There are no pregnancy scares.

You should probably clean her once in a while, though.

How can an average woman, who requires tens of thousands of dollars and thousands of hours in time spent to maintain the relationship, compete against a downloadable Kate Upton who requires a quarter of the maintenance time and money?

But, wait, won’t women be able to buy themselves sexbots as well?

Well, yeah, but women aren’t going to want them, because sexbots can’t provide what women really want: money.

Sexbots aren’t appealing to women because a sexbot is only good for sex and won’t actually be able to provide for a woman.

After the sexbot revolution, the world will be filled with desperate women.

Sexbots will essentially collapse the already ruined market for sex. Women will lose much of their social power, and a social switch might happen where males who haven’t chosen to use sexbots are extremely rare.

And so women will start throwing themselves at any man who will have them.

When 90% of males have dropped out of the market, the 80% of women will be competing for whatever man they can find.

Men who’d been cruelly rejected by real-life women in pre-sexbot days will suddenly find themselves in very high demand.

A former sexbot user, could get tired of his sexbot and want to settle down. He enters a market which is deprived of sperm, and now a man that was ugly, overweight, and typically undesirable before the social collapse, is now part of the top 10% of males. He has his choice with almost any woman. Any woman would choose this “undesirable” man because in fact he is desirable.

They never get tired of this fantasy, do they?

Somehow, though, I suspect that even if 90% of straight men were to take themselves off the market EnterPseudonym would still have trouble convincing women that he was much of a catch.

 

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Lisa C (@hppykittystudio)

Or Stepford Wife-bots :p

ryohji
ryohji
11 years ago

‘Sexbots aren’t appealing to women because a sexbot is only good for sex and won’t actually be able to provide for a woman.’
Provide what? Human warmth, empathy and a genuine love? Sorry buddy, but you fail at that all the time.

naira8
11 years ago

Well, once again, they’re assuming that everyone thinks the way they do.

A whopping 90% of men won’t want a woman, when there’s a sexbot available, because (of course) 90% of men think like they do. Also, 90% of men are in the same financial situation the poster is imagining, such that $5,000 extra isn’t THAT hard to pony up.

Women are as self-centered, resource-extractive, and toxic as these guys and look at men as being the gatekeepers of something they can’t get on their own.

“Overweight,” “ugly,” and “undesirable” all go together, because everyone judges everyone else based on a narrow standard of physical beauty and no other metric. The man who goes from “undesirable” to “desirable” because he’s tired of his sex toy was undesirable because of his looks alone, not anything else he might contribute to a relationship.

On and on and on…

Shotagonist
Shotagonist
11 years ago

It’s fun that they don’t even know how numbers work.

Look at this article: http://piecubed.co.uk/human-on-batteries/

Running a human-like sex-bot would require about 19 hours of charging each day (assuming you use a laptop charger) which would cost you 42$ each day which means 1360$ a month just in electricity. Using a high power car charger you can get a day’s worth of charge in 3 minutes, but it would still cost the same amount of electricity. Not to mention high-end electronics require maintence and sometimes malfunction, and those can be expensive as well.

That’s that, but 5000$ is a very very low estimate how much a human-sized robot would cost. Meet Reem-C: http://www.gizmag.com/pal-robotics-reem-c-humanoid-robot/29812/

Reem-C is a human sized robot (although it uses up much less power than a human. But it isn’t build as a hyper realistic sex toy either), and its market price is somewhere between 300,000$ and 400,000$

The average American earns ~44000$ a year (which is due to some rich people earning 100s of times that much each year, the average American probably has less). If you safe up 10% of that each year when you start to work as an 18 year old (good luck finding a job that pays you ~4000$/month as an 18 years old), You’d be aboout 98 by the time you can afford that robot. So enjoy your sexual liberty in the retirement home MGTOW folks!
At least now you don’t have to worry about the electricity bills because 1360$/month means just buying the robot is cheaper than the electricity it consumes for the first 21 years, so you’d have spend around 700.000$ by the time you are 117 (assuming you get that old).

Even if having one woman actually required you to pay 20.000$ over a life time, you could have 35 girlfriends at once for your whole life for the same cost as 1 sexbot.

So MGTOW, any questions left?

Shotagonist
Shotagonist
11 years ago

*typo over there, 98+21 years is of course 119 years.

blue collar nerd
blue collar nerd
11 years ago

Wait, won’t there be sex bots for women too? Won’t that combat dick inflation?

MGTOWs are profoundly silly.

sunnysombrera
11 years ago

I know it’s been said before, but we are a long long way off before human-like robots become affordable to the average person. Government sponsored programs are still working on robots that perfectly mimic animal movement, recent attempts to create sex bots have birthed ghastly beings that are probably a 2/10 on the PUA scale at best. In the next few decades, MGTOWs can have expensive ugly sexbots or no sexbots at all. That’s how it is.

And by the way, for all their blather about a sexbot revolution are any of them actually fucking doing anything about it? Or are they just assuming that because 90% of men think like them, apparently, somewhere someone else is already close to a breakthrough, hunkered down in a secret underground lab?

weirwoodtreehugger
11 years ago

It’s cute that they think women desire no sexual stimulation at all. There’s a reason vibrators exist and they don’t just sit on adult shop shelves getting dusty.

weirwoodtreehugger
11 years ago

Why do they even want sexbots so bad anyway? If they don’t want any relationship or conversation and just want a place to put their penises, can’t they just use one of those fake vaginas? A sex bot seems like an awfully inefficient and expensive way to have an orgasm. I guess they just want human women to be jealous of robots.

Flora
Flora
11 years ago

If you replace “sex bot” with “willing prostitute” these dire predictions become even more laughable. Seriously, if you want sex without any relationship and are willing to pay $5000, I’m sure there’s a sex worker who would be happy to oblige.

proxieme
proxieme
11 years ago

Guys, guys…get a Fleshlight and leave the rest of us alone.

If human relationships are that onerous for you, it’ll be better for everyone (yourself included).

Xanith
Xanith
11 years ago

@magnesium

You don’t need to spend very long in any fangirl community to find out that most women are way more interested in sex than mgtows think they are. But mgtows probably think cooties can transfer even over the internet.

katz
11 years ago

I do love the assumption that spending time with your SO is an unpleasant chore that everyone would rather not have to do.

sunnysombrera
11 years ago

@Flora
I would tell even sex workers to stay away from them. MRAs like to feel that they’re “dominating” a woman sexually, which is probably why they want sexbots and not just fleshlights. I wouldn’t trust them not to do something grim to a sex worker, non-consensually of course, in order to feel “alpha”.

Ick.

sunnysombrera
11 years ago

Not to mention that MRAs have double the trouble trying to see prostitutes as human. Remember that they think a woman’s only worth is her “untouched vagina”.

Spindrift
Spindrift
11 years ago

Yay, the video I linked in one of the previous sexbot comment sections made it into an actual post.

It’s really odd that they insist affordable sexbots would lead to all men ignoring women. How lifelike do sexbots need to be before it all goes down? Will we see a gradual decline as the technology advances, or will men just sit around saying “it’s pretty good, but I’m going to wait for the improved model” untill they’re perfected and then suddenly 90% of men drop out? In the end the sexbot fantasy seems to just be about picturing how miserable women’ll be, not about how awesome the robot sex is going to be.

Do MGTOW ever argue anti-bestiality laws should be abolished? I’ve read about MRA rape apologia and some of them wanting to remove age of consent laws, so it wouldn’t sound too extreme for them. They wouldn’t even need to wait for the technology to improve, cause animals already exist. They could truly go their own way away from the human race entirely then*. And they already call human women bitches/cows/whales/slugs/etc anyway.
Maybe they realise they aren’t gonna make all the ladies want them back by saying things like “women will be desperate for any man they can find when 90% of us are banging sheep, that’ll teach them b*tches!”

*Not that I’m saying they should, no animal deserves that.

alaisvex
alaisvex
11 years ago

So, their real problem is that they think that women are only good for sex, and they’re mad that women want things other than sex, like time spent together talking and doing non-sexual things together and emotional support, from a relationship. They also believe that the only thing that other men want from relationships is sex and that they find all other time spent in the relationship to be mere maintainance. God, I can’t figure out why MGTOWs have so much trouble getting girlfriends.

M.
M.
11 years ago

Sexbots aren’t appealing to women because a sexbot is only good for sex and won’t actually be able to provide for a woman.

And that’s why there’s no such thing as dildos, vibrators, female masturbation or porn aimed at women. Oh, wait.

@Sunny’s video

Beat me to it. Great minds and all that. =P

Flora
Flora
11 years ago

@sunnysombera

I agree, but all the more reason why sex bots should have zero appeal for them. They SAY they want a woman to have sex with them on demand but what they really want is a conquest. You can’t humiliate or subjugate a sexbot, so where would be the “fun” in that? Shudder. Sexbots are only slightly more complicated masturbation, and if we invented them tomorrow I would give it days before MRAs were whining about Sexbots being for “incels” and that they are entitled to the use of (other) biological bodies.

sunnysombrera
11 years ago

@M.
Haha. I only watched it recently actually. Thank God I didn’t do so just before bed. It is creepy as hell. Also urban legend says that it was filmed by a serial killer and the zoom-in on a garden is a shot of where he buried the bodies. It’s probably just something the creepypasta community threw in.

I kind of want sexbots to be like Tara just so MRAs can get a little nightmare fuel with their sexytimes. >:D Bwahahaha.

dhag85
11 years ago

Didn’t read through all the comments yet, so apologies if I’m repeating what has already been said. But two things:

What makes them think they would be so desirable to actual women even if this scenario actually played out exactly this way? Presumably it’s the bottom 90% of men who would turn to sexbots, right? And don’t they already think only a tiny minority of men are getting laid right now in reality? So what’s the difference? All the incels would take themselves off the market, but they were already not in the market to begin with. So when one incel goes back out there to look for a woman, wouldn’t all the women still be taken by the same tiny minority of desirable men? I’m trying to follow along and grant them every single step in this implausible scenario, but it still doesn’t make any sense in the end.

Second, I would fucking love to make a reality show or documentary about a handful of these guys when they finally get their sexbots. Imagine how quickly they would get bored. Maybe they truly don’t understand that their dual feelings of desire and hatred for women are sort of interdependent (if I’m using that word correctly)? There’s no way they would have that rageboner for a sexbot, because they only hate real women. And rageboners are the only boners they have. I can just see the disappointment on these guys’ faces when they suddenly realize they can’t actually have their “revenge” on women through mistreating a robot stand-in.

dhag85
11 years ago

@Flora

They would have to pay money every single time, though. I think part of the appeal of the sexbot is they want to pay once and then they can have unlimited sex without leaving the basement. Also, on a more icky note, I think they also need to own the sexbot. They can’t own a sex worker.

sunnysombrera
11 years ago

@Flora
I’d agree, but when they say they want human-like sexbots just how close to “human” do they mean? Able to consciously choose to have sex? Able to feel pain and humiliation? Able to refuse sex but not enforce that refusal?

Are MRAs after androids they can sleep with or androids they can abuse?

sunnysombrera
11 years ago

@Flora
I’d agree, but when they say they want human-like sexbots just how close to “human” do they mean? Able to consciously choose to have sex? Able to feel pain and humiliation? Able to refuse sex but not enforce that refusal?

Are MRAs after androids they can sleep with or androids they can abuse?

Penny
Penny
11 years ago

Visions of Barbarella and Sleeper (I think) are dancing in my head.