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Vote Now for Man Boobz Troll of the Year! UPDATE: POLLS CLOSE EARLY

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UPDATE: THE POLLS ARE CLOSED. Polldaddy pulled a little switcheroo on me, so I’ve got to pull a little switcheroo on you. I thought it was free, but it turns out that once you get more than 200 responses to a survey in any given month, you have to pay them $200 for a year’s memebership in order to see the rest of the results. Yikes! So I’m just closing the polls instead, and will announce the winners tomorrow. If it’s any consolation, all the winners won by large margins, so I doubt there would have been any upsets if I kept the polls open longer.

And the polls are open! Vote for Man Boobz Troll of the Year, and any of the other special awards you wish to vote for.

The polls will remain open until January 1, when I will write up the results and declare the official winners!

Feel free to campaign for your favorites in the comments below.

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Maude LL
Maude LL
9 years ago

Can we get samples of each troll’s writing? I have a 10 day memory span and I want to be fair.

katz
9 years ago

I think The First Joe should be an option for Most Tiresome.

hellkell
hellkell
9 years ago

I had to give it to Martin. Steele tried with his English abuse, but penguin whores? Not much will beat that.

DtC for Most Tiresome, and Suz for Snowflake.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
9 years ago

If there was a Most Persistent but Least Effective category then Steele would have totally nailed it.

Some Gal Not Bored at All

I had to vote for Some Guy for most tiresome.

chocomintlipwax
9 years ago

Penguin whores FTW! Doesn’t get much better than that. (I mean, superdogs aside. But Owly really didn’t seem to be trying so hard to maintain his troll status this year.)

katz
9 years ago

No way, MP/LE would definitely to to Talacris!

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

I voted for Steele as ToTY, Martin as Worst Human Being, Sunshine Mary as Specialest Snowflake, Dumbass as Most Tiresome and I forget who for worst vote beggar – it went a bit against the grain to vote for the last two because they don’t deserve any recognition.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
9 years ago

Nah, thankfully talacris doesn’t comment nearly as much as Steele. I’d say talacris would win Biggest Fail in general, though.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

And John Anderson is making a total arse of himself on the Men’s Rights Redditor post at present.

Cthulhu's Intern
9 years ago

Does “Worst Human Being” have to be someone who posted on Manboobz? Because I’m thinking of Hunter Moore for that category…

katz
9 years ago

Don’t worry about changing the quiz; it is not a big deal at all!

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
9 years ago

Hunter Moore would probably win an internet-wide poll for Most Hated Person.

thebewilderness
thebewilderness
9 years ago

They are all tiresome. That is job one for trolls.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

Except when they’re having meltdowns. Pell could have singlehandedly kept a small popcorn factory going in his heyday.

pecunium
9 years ago

If Brandon is in the running… that was some amazing work, the level of obtusity, and the sheer dedication to rewriting things and pretending nothing had changed… even Varpole’s dedication to mangling the language doesn’t quite rise to that level.

He has next year to reach for the clouds.

PsyConomics
PsyConomics
9 years ago

I must be behind the times since my favorites of NWO Slave and GirlWritesWhat (troll and FEmra respectively) aren’t even on the list.

Are they just “sooo 2011?”

katz
9 years ago

Did GWW ever troll here?

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

Slavey hasn’t been around for a while, at least since the US election. He was put on perma-mod, I think, and gave up. He’d been past his best for a while, though, he just wasn’t trying. Peaked early and burned out …

Has GWW ever trolled here? I think it’s only actual trolls who get listed, not MRA and FeMRA douchebags in general.

clairedammit
clairedammit
9 years ago

I can see The First Joe in the tiresome question. However, I wrote in Bob Smith for that catagory. Longwinded + obtuse = tiresome.

Heeeere’s Bob!

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
9 years ago

I think GWW is already basking in enough sweet, sweet attention that she doesn’t feel the need to troll.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
9 years ago

I would have voted Bob for most depressing troll, because you could just tell that he was going to stubbornly cling on to that one bad experience with Rapture Girl for the rest of his life and let it poison all future relationships. Maybe we need a category for Most Determined To Fuck Up Their Own Life.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

Mr Al would have been in the running for that one, though he could have been pipped at the post by Bob. Was B-don in that category? I never had the coughpleasurecough of encountering him.

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