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I’m beginning to have my doubts about the gynofascist ladytopia

Up until now, as you all know, I’ve been a strong supporter of the gynofascist ladytopia. But after watching the following video I am beginning to reconsider. Three seconds is too short. This lady is too bossy. And I really, really don’t want to have to learn how to line dance. Also, why does everyone have to wear a white shirt? Watch, and you’ll see what I mean. If this is the ladytopia, I want none of it!

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damselindetech
10 years ago

Daw. The video’s gone already. 🙁

Lady Zombie
Lady Zombie
10 years ago

This video has been removed by the user. Dawwww!
Here is a repost though. Dear lord. It’s awful.

Shadow
Shadow
10 years ago

My ears!!! My beautfiul ears!!! Look what you’ve done to them!!!

cloudiah
10 years ago

I’m beginning to have my doubts about the gynofascist ladytopia

Don’t make me send the zombie Betty Friedan after you.

abeegoesbuzz
abeegoesbuzz
10 years ago

Wait a minute … you can only look for three seconds and then look away, but what if it’s a giant freaking off-key ideological trainwreck and you literally CANNOT look away because it’s TOO HORRIBLE!!!! What then????

This sort of edutainmental song makes me yearn for School House Rock. Three is a magic number, y’all. Do we need to know anything more than that? No we don’t.

Holly Pervocracy
10 years ago

I watched three seconds of that video, but that was all.

indifferentsky
10 years ago

A few thoughts.

1. Allred, huh? o.0
2. She has money and time, like those “real housewives”.
3. She probably heard Avril Lavigne and thought- I sound like that, I could do that.
4. The producers actually could have made her sound better, and should be fired.

Kyrie
Kyrie
10 years ago

That’s scary. And I’m not even a man.

Glass
Glass
10 years ago

“The producers actually could have made her sound better, and should be fired.”

Maybe they DID make her sound better!

Tulgey Logger
Tulgey Logger
10 years ago

That was a war crime.

However, since it was perpetrated in the Futrelle Zone, (adjacent to the Phantom Zone) the Geneva Conventions do not apply.

Also, I wouldn’t say it’s “Allred” so much as “Allorange.”

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
10 years ago

O_O I mean, I grew up listening to country music, so I’m no stranger to the formula.

It’s the three second rule
Just like the rules you had in school
It’s just my three second rule
It’s designed to keep my men and line just as long as they know the three second rule

BUT OH COME ON! I’ve heard better rhymes from “Hatred of Women!”

Ruby Hypatia
Ruby Hypatia
10 years ago

Someone needs to let her know she can’t sing. I could only take a few seconds of it. Is the 3 second rule about not staring? Some men stare at women and think it’s charming. It’s not.

nwoslave
10 years ago

Pretty standard stuff for the western world. Women, when given the opportunity, quickly devolve down to hypersexual animals in heat. Trillions spent every year on fashion, makeup, perfume, jewelry, ect, to enhance a women signaling their readiness to reproduce. All the while women demand men to not act on their instinct to reproduce, (3 second rule).

A while back I asked if it’d be okay to put female animals in heat before male animals and than beat the male animals for acting on their instinct. Of course female animals don’t do that because it’d be contrary to their nature. It’d be detrimental and dangerous.

Since it’s okay, in fact it’s endorsed for women to behave like animals in heat. To act on pure instinct with no repercussions or accountability. Is it okay for men to act like animals in heat? To act on pure instinct? To reproduce, or attempt to do so with the animals in heat that are signalling reddiness?

Kyrie
Kyrie
10 years ago

The 21 first seconds are ok, though.

It’s not even a good rule. In 3 seconds, you have plenty of time to make the people you’re staring at feel very uncomfortable.

Holly Pervocracy
10 years ago

NWO, how do I act like I’m not in heat?

I’d like to! But I’m kinda lost here.

I’m wearing a gray t-shirt, black hoodie, and jeans right now. Is that okay, or too heat-y? I need some fashion tips here!

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
10 years ago

@NWO:

Hooray, you’re here! I was beginning to think things would be boring tonight.

… Hooray… more actual misandrist statements saying that men are animals that are slaves to their animal instincts.

A while back I asked if it’d be okay to put female animals in heat before male animals and than beat the male animals for acting on their instinct.

No, it isn’t ok. Because you shouldn’t beat animals.

Pretty standard stuff for the western world. Women, when given the opportunity, quickly devolve down to hypersexual animals in heat. Trillions spent every year on fashion, makeup, perfume, jewelry, ect, to enhance a women signaling their readiness to reproduce.

Hey, NWO? You do realize that women in lipstick or jewlery aren’t necessarily wearing such things to tell people she wants to have sex, right? Like… Are you signaling your sex-readiness every time you wear a suit and tie?

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
10 years ago

So this is what NWO’s idea of a woman behaving like an animal in heat looks like? Let’s hope he never goes to Vegas, at least not without a cardiologist on hand.

Lady Zombie
Lady Zombie
10 years ago

I thought the 3 second rule was when you dropped food on the ground.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
10 years ago

@CassandraSays:

I don’t really want to dredge up an old comment of his, but NWO’s idea of a “woman in heat” is a 14-year-old on the beach “shaking her stuff.” -_-

indifferentsky
10 years ago

The commenters here are the best in the world. There is NOTHING I could pull out of NWO’s post to respond to. You guys are the best. All I could think of was, NWO what the fuck are you talking about? And then I got tired.

cloudiah
10 years ago

OWLslave, it’s easy. Don’t beat (or rape) animals, and don’t rape (or beat) women.

Holly, on to your question. I’m kind of an expert on this because I’ve been spending some time lately trying to figure out if my cats are in heat, before I take them in to be spayed. Are you unusually affectionate, or do you find yourself rubbing your hindquarters against furniture, toys, or other people? Do you spend an excessive amount of time licking your genital area? Do you vocalize loudly, stopping only after you’ve mated? Do you assume a mating position (head down, prone with rear quarters raised)? If so, you may indeed be in heat.

Oh wait, are you a cat? I forgot to ask that very important question. If not, never mind.

Holly Pervocracy
10 years ago

I do most of those things, I gotta admit, but I can’t reach far enough to lick. 🙁

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