Ugh. It’s the Jailbait subreddit again. If you’ve been following any of the discussions that have recently been swirling around Reddit’s popular subreddit dedicated to the posting of technically-not-child-porn pics of underage girls, you probably ran across the standard Jailbait apologia: The pics there aren’t nude pics, and besides, most of them were originally posted on the internet by the girls themselves. So it’s all good clean fun, I guess.
It’s going to be a little bit harder for the Jailbaiters to use this bullshit argument in the future. A day or so ago, you see, a Jailbaiter calling himself TheContortionist posted a pic of his (alleged) 14-year-old ex-girlfriend’s ass in a thong. Naturally, the regulars demanded more. The OP noted that the only other pics he had of her were nudes.
So literally dozens of the regulars – I counted around 70 in all — begged him to PM the nudes to them. And … apparently he did send some of them the pics, at least according to a r/jailbait moderator with the charming handle I_RAPE_PEOPLE.
I can only hope that some of the requesters were FBI agents.
Here’s a screenshot of the whole disgusting thread (SFW; in an earlier NSFW screenshot posted to Reddit virtually all of the comments you see downvoted here still had net upvotes).
TheContortionist’s post (and the Jailbaiters’ reaction to it) was first brought to the attention of non-pedo Redditors by Me_bender in ShitRedditSays, then brought to the attention of the rest of Reddit by SRS regular HPLovecraft.
Naturally, this being Reddit, the r/jailbait apologists are still insisting that, hey, even though something like 70 people in r/jailbait publicly requested PMs of child porn, this sort of thing is officially frowned upon by the subreddit’s mods, so, you know, not to worry. As CapNRoddy put it:
The existence of r/jailbait does not mean nudes of children. Those are against the rules. Those posters broke the rules.
And then of course there were various iterations of this non-argument, set forth here by im_only_a_dolphin:
You know what I do about /r/jailbait?
I don’t visit it. Bam. Problem solved.
If by “solved” you mean “ignored, because I don’t give a shit about crimes that harm people other than me,” then I guess, yeah, that is “problem solved.”
I’ve been taking these quotes from the sometimes surreal discussion of the issue on the WTF subreddit. That discussion also produced this rather surreal exchange with I_RAPE_PEOPLE, the r/jailbait moderator I mentioned earlier:
Meanwhile, in another discussion of the topic elsewhere on Reddit, voidsong managed to get more than a dozen net upvotes for a comment that attempted to place the blame for the pics in r/jailbait on “daddy’s little angels slutting themselves up and taking pictures in the mirror” (and, of course, their parents).
I can only hope that the authorities are investigating these creeps, and that the Reddit admins are cooperating fully with them.



Similar automatically generated gravatars, the bane of my existence. Dracula, you and Delta have similar names and similar avatars. You should go get a proper gravatar so that I will stop thinking that Delta has multiple personalities.
As a bi-sexual man: wrong. You are free to be as wrong as you want, but you’re still wrong.
On the other hand, the dictionary says: A person who is sexually attracted to both men and women. You are wrong relative to the dictionary, the definition of homosexual, and the definition of bisexual. Thank you for playing. Please see Sherri in Contestant Relations about your consolation prize.
So lesbians aren’t actually homosexual until they bring in the strap-on and go through the back door? Who knew!
I do not recall ever having a “lesbian feminist” try to lure me to their lifestyle. I have however, since I was 12, had pervy men try to lure me.
“Seeing as there is no such thing as a bi-sexual man, I would say that calling them homosexual priests is accurate. They are deliberately going to places where they can get easy access to young boys – this would indicate a preference – of homosexuality! As I said, there is no such thing as a bi-sexual man – if you suck c*ck, you’re gay.”
Wow, you are ridiculous. How can you possibly say th-
Oh my god, my hands are disappearing! My legs are melting away. OH MY GOD, my ceAG4328-1414jgnklsd
Okay, Delta just GOT to be a poe. I just won’t accept that someone can be this unapologetically bigoted and ignorant.
Hey Delta, the middle ages called!
They said they want you back!
*SNERK* Heh. MHffft!
Ha!
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
red locker, according to Delta, we are like unicorns :D!
@Moeicus – you are a homosexual. I’m sorry to tell you that. If you partake suck c*cks and partake in sodomy, you are fully gay. Being turned on by a puckering male anus is your true sexuality. I’m not condemning you or anything, but if it walks like a duck….
Is anyone else amused by Delta’s lovingly detailed descriptions of the activities s/he despises?
Being obstinately wrong in the face of the facts, however, makes you a moron.
Walks, quacks, etcetera.
I also find it funny that you will type out “puckering male anus” but not cocks. The lulz are strong with this one.
Why do homophobic bigots always feel so inclined to share their explicit homoerotic fantasies?
Seriously, dude.
TMI. Waaaay TMI.
Well you see, Moewicus, there’s nothing obscene about a puckered male anus. In fact Delta spends a great deal of his/her time thinking about puckered male anuses, in a completely non-sexual and appropriate manner, of course.
I’m turned on by a puckered male anus. (Actually, I’m turned on by a relaxed one. If it’s puckering you need to slow things down.)
…am I gay?
I’m so unclear on Troll Logic.
Have you ever wondered why homosexuals and the people who sympathize with them, are the first to attack people by using homosexuality as a shame attack and accusing someone of being ‘gay’ or a ‘faggot’ as if it were a bad thing to be ashamed of, and as a slur meant to elicit scorn? Why is that? If you are so down with gay people, why would you use their lifestyle as a derogatory attack? Doesn’t make any sense people.
“red locker, according to Delta, we are like unicorns :D!”
Then the people who find us must be very, very lucky. 😉
Is anyone else amused by Delta’s lovingly detailed descriptions of the activities s/he despises?
Very much so. I’ve noticed that homophobes do that a lot. It makes one wonder about them; I don’t know about you, but I tend not to spend time thinking about the orifices of people I don’t want to boink, let alone deciding whether those orifices are “puckering.”
…How did we get from “straight men asking for nude pictures of girls” to all this talk about homosexuality anyway?
If you want to prove that pedophilia is all about Teh Ebil Gays, it seems like a post about heterosexual pedophiles is exactly the wrong starting point.
Women, I’ve noticed, are more ephebephilic than the average man. Feminists = pwned.
Holly: Inexplicably, we got there via lesbians.
Was this week declared Obvious Troll is Obvious week and no one told me?
I never thought I would say this…but I hope we stay off topic. The topic at hand is too gross to even joke about. At least the trolls are being good cannon fodder for us today.
QFT. I’m stealing this and using it forever.
And if he likes eating pussy and sincerely enjoys sex with women as well then he is…..?
You can go ahead and pretend that liking pussy and liking cock are two mutually exclusive things. You can, but you’d be really, really wrong.
Also, you are a Poe. No one can be this blatantly and stupidly bigoted. Even DKM pussyfoots around the whole “I like to beat on uppity bitches” thing.
@Katz: That better?
Much better, Dracula.
I’ve noticed that when something is particularly indefensible, they come up with creative ways of skirting the issue:
a) women created the system
b) men can’t control themselves
c) GAY PEOPLE