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Happy Patriotic Kitten Day!

Happy Fourth of July! At least for my readers who live in the US. The rest of you can have a happy day as well, but yours will probably involve fewer fireworks.ย  Anyway, no misogyny today. Instead, here’s a kitten making its own fireworks with the help of an iPad. Consider this an open thread.

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Captain Bathrobe
Captain Bathrobe
10 years ago

We are celebrating July 4th by having a yard sale. Because what could be more American than buying and selling useless crap?

Holly Pervocracy
10 years ago

I am going to see fireworks on the Esplanade with boyfriend and boyfriend’s other girlfriend!

We are celebrating freedom to live however we want!

We are also celebrating sandwiches and iced tea.

ozymandias42
10 years ago

I am celebrating by watching fireworks on the beach, because Floridian!

redlocker
10 years ago

I didn’t bother to buy fireworks, so my neighbors will pretty much provide the entertainment for us. ๐Ÿ˜€

Oh, and we’ll be BBQ’ing, too.

Johnny Pez
10 years ago

Will be walking dogs and writing more Ami card fanfic. This next story will feature the Sorceress Queen of Pervocracy.

Also, it is now clear to me that the purpose of all of technological progress up to the present day was to bring us this video of a kitten creating fireworks on an iPad.

Ami Angelwings
10 years ago

Oh right xD Happy Go America Day! ๐Ÿ˜€

@Pez oh yeah, It’s the Queendom of Pervocracy, not the Kingdom, it may still say Kingdom in some cards xD

Holly Pervocracy
10 years ago

eee i’m gonna get a story eeee

Ami Angelwings
10 years ago

Hay Guyz! I have a question XD (i slept SO much last night… I feel soooo much better… I was in such a crap mood last night from all the sleep I’ve lost lately -_-)

**PLEASE CIRCULATE WIDELY**

Call for Models for a Bisexual Anti-Stigma Campaign

Bisexual people face stigma from both LGT and straight communities and
we are often rendered invisible.

Rainbow Health Ontario and the Researching for LGBTQ Health team at
CAMH are working with The Public on a province-wide initiative to
create education and awareness around bisexuality. The campaign aims
to debunk myths, create visibility and combat stigma.

The call:
We are looking for bisexuals (we define bisexual as anyone who is
attracted to more than one gender) to appear in the campaign. Photos
will be used on printed materials like posters and postcards as well
as on the web.

Model Requirements:
We need approximately 5-6 models to make this campaign shine. We’re
looking for a diverse group of people, in terms of gender (including
trans people), age, body size, dis/ability and race. Bisexuals
willing to be photographed with their infant children are also welcomed.

Photographs will be taken in a comfortable environment with a
professional photographer who will make sure you feel relaxed and have
a good time.

Poses require that your face, or part of your face, be shown. No
nudity required.

When:
The photoshoot will take place in a studio on a weekend in late
July/early August, in downtown Toronto. A fifty dollar honorarium will
be provided.

Please send a headshot and/or full body shot and a paragraph (with
contact info) describing your interest and weekend availability in
July, no later than 5pm on Monday, July 11th. Only selected models
will be contacted.

What do ppl think? ๐Ÿ˜€

Captain Bathrobe
Captain Bathrobe
10 years ago

After a slow start, we’ve gotten rid of half our stuff. Awesome!

Johnny Pez
10 years ago

Sounds good Ami. And I highly recommend sleep, speaking as someone who works the graveyard shift.

Also too, I’ve been using Pervocracy itself as the country’s title, a al “the Empire” and “the Commonwealth”, with the obvious meaning of “rule by perverts”.

Ami Angelwings
10 years ago

Hmm that’s good too… I think I’ll go w/ that :3 (I dunno why it never occurred to me xD )

Plymouth
Plymouth
10 years ago

Yesterday I went to a friend’s birthday party. She got a brand new trampoline as a present from her fiance! I jumped on it, it was way fun. But I kinda landed wrong a couple of times and wrenched my neck. It is sooooooo sore today! I took 3 advil but it doesn’t seem to have helped yet ๐Ÿ˜›

Later BBQ with my fiance’s boss and fireworks over the bay.

Plymouth
Plymouth
10 years ago

Oh and I don’t think this is just me being old and creaky – I did the same damned thing to my neck on a trampoline when I was 12. I never learn ๐Ÿ™‚

Ami Angelwings
10 years ago

๐Ÿ˜ฎ That sounds awesomely fun! and I hope you feel better :3 I’m scared of trampolines xD Or at least jumping on them… xD

Ami Angelwings
10 years ago

Oh btw the thing i quoted above is an email fwd I got… was wondering.. do ppl think I should apply? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ I’ma little paranoid that I’m an ugmo and my face on a pamphlet would look disgusting xD

Plymouth
Plymouth
10 years ago

p.s. – I think it’s totally awesome that my friend who turned (I think) 30 got a trampoline for her birthday. I swear, growing up is all about finally being able to get all the toys you couldn’t have as a kid ๐Ÿ™‚

Plymouth
Plymouth
10 years ago

Ami – of course you’re not ugly! But in any case they want diversity, not a bunch of supermodels XD

Ami Angelwings
10 years ago

I know xD I’m just permanoid xD

NWOslave
NWOslave
10 years ago

Oh yea Ami, I’ll be sure to email that shit around for the total mockery it rightly deserves.

Lets debunk some of them bad ole stigma’s, shall we?

1) hemorrhoids, Invest in prep h, cause damn are you gonna need it.
2) anal prolapse, this is where your asshole, falls out of your asshole. Yummy!
3) leakage, Don’t really know but I’m guessing shit leaks out of your ass all day long. Maybe you can make shit art out of it.
4) ano-rectal pain, Well theres a no brainer. “Hey doc, I have a dick repeatedly shoved up my ass, how come it hurts?” It’s another unsolved mystery.
5) ulcers, Well, just take a stomach ulcer and shove it up your ass. You’ll be able to honestly say you know what childbirth is like. Every morining in fact as you take a dump and that ulcer rips open and gets filled with shit.
6) fissures, Not really sure what this is either but I’m gonna have to guess, it’s like fissures in the landscape. I’ve been meaning to tag me some of that good stuff.
7) STDs, Always wear a condom as you’re getting a new asshole reamed where the previous one was. Although I doubt pregnancy will be much of a concern.

This is just a small list of all the perks ya get. Ladies you also get all kindsa special diseases for bumpin pussies, strap on fun, lickin assholes and whatever the hell else ya do.

Maybe after a while you can join NAMBLA, Butterfly kisses or one of the many other organisations who are self-confirmed LGBTQ. and proud of it.

It’s a shame this fine organisation doesn’t promote nude photos with children. (“Poses require that your face, or part of your face, be shown. No nudity required.”) I’m sure the turn out would have been much higher. All these upstanding folks would have been more than happy to show their support by posing nude with their children to show how progressive and tolerant the are.

And everybody get $50 buks who participates. From who you ask? Why the CAMH, that’d be the Centre for Addiction and Mental Health. Thats a State run organisation, paying to promote a better life for you. Why it just sounds so all inclusive I get goosebumps.

Lots more good stuff to come in the near future by your feminist friends. Building a better world for you by tolerating, endorsing and praising everything that isn’t straight or male.

Ami Angelwings
10 years ago

XD

Wow.. NWO went RIGHT after me xD And I didn’t even say nething TO him (which he claims he never reads xD )

He must be rly pissed off after last time xD

Why are you so interested in pictures of nude children all the time? o_O

(I think he might be shocked at how anti-CAMH I’ve been in my blog xD or anti state/CAMH interference in all sorts of issues I am )

So this is anti-straight male to you NWO? :3 Am I trampling lives again?

Ami Angelwings
10 years ago

Do you believe CAMH is a trans friendly, feminist organization btw? :]

Ami Angelwings
10 years ago

How many times has it been now that NWO’s mentioned nude children, or a desire to be w/ children… or… etc… without being prompted even! He just says:

Itโ€™s a shame this fine organisation doesnโ€™t promote nude photos with children.

xD

Ami Angelwings
10 years ago

You know, I realized something today while listening to ppl talk about the CFL on the sports talk podcast I listen to regularly xD PUA stuff has ttlly changed the way I hear some things xD

Like when they talk about the “neg list” (negotiation list) I just go XDDD now whenever I hear it xD

NWOslave
NWOslave
10 years ago

I went after you Ami, for the your foul promotion of a filthy cause. As always your “concern” over how the poor LGBTQ community, (lol community) might get their precious feelings hurt. Such a noble cause. Be sure to walk around the stinky homeless men as you collect your cash for you fine cause at the clinic.

Tell me Ami, what are you? I know it’s a tricky question these days, a two parter

1) What were born as, male/female? Not what you’ve identified as, just born as.
2) What are you now? Reconstructed into.

Ami Angelwings
10 years ago

Hmm… now that NWO is openly obsessed w/ me (and has openly admitted to it and thinking I’m the VILEST PERSON HERE xDD ) I wonder what other topics I can get him snapping at me about XD What about the CFL? Does Canadian football anger you NWO? xD

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