By David Futrelle
So here’s a strange little screenshot that’s made the rounds online offering, well, a rather curious interpretation of the story of Adan and Eve and that sneaky, sneaky snake.
Think outside the box indeed!
But if the fact that a snake’s mouth looking sort of like a vulva means that women themselves are sneaky snakes, then what should we male of all these other things that also look sort of like a vulva?
Like this tangerine?
This piece of toast?
This jar of peanut butter?
This Georgia O’Keefe painting?
This extremely slutty tree?
Or — and I’m sorry I have to expose you to this — Donald Trump’s neck wattle?
Does this mean that women are peanut-buttery-tangerine-flake-toasty-grapefruit-Trumpian-neck-wattle-hairdo-paintings that live in the forest?
Because if so I may need to totally rethink this blog.
H/T — r/badwomensanatomy, where I found the original screenshot
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