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Breaking Off-Topic News: Kitten has Groucho Marx mustache, is adorable

 February 10, 2012
  · 43 Comments

A lot of repugnant shit this week. So here’s a totally adorable kitten found on Reddit. (Are kitten pics and SRS the only good things about Reddit?)

 

And here are five more kittens for good measure, also from Reddit:

You’re welcome!

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  1. Halite says:
    February 10, 2012 at 4:18 pm

    I see your kittehs and raise you a bowl of Boston Terrier.

    http://greedy-greedy-greedy.tumblr.com/post/17360513302

    Reply
  2. PosterformerlyknownasElizabeth says:
    February 10, 2012 at 4:19 pm

    OH MY GOD MY CAT HAS METASTASIZED!!! She went from one to five.

    Runnnnnn….

    Reply
  3. LapDragon says:
    February 10, 2012 at 4:24 pm

    The five kittens in formation….getting a kind of “Village of the Damned” vibe from them. Like they’re preparing to cute me to death.

    Reply
  4. Halite says:
    February 10, 2012 at 4:27 pm

    Also a Boston Penguin. (Bostguin? Perrier? I DONT KNOW).

    http://lysah.tumblr.com/post/17385692814/hahahaha

    I like piebald animals >.>

    Reply
  5. Bostonian says:
    February 10, 2012 at 4:28 pm

    Halite , that is kind of nightmare fuel…

    Reply
  6. M Dubz says:
    February 10, 2012 at 4:29 pm

    @LapDragon- one of us… one of usssss….

    Reply
  7. ithiliana says:
    February 10, 2012 at 4:34 pm

    One can never have too many kittens in one’s life!

    Reply
  8. hellkell says:
    February 10, 2012 at 4:35 pm

    OH MAH GAWD, THE CUUUUUTE!

    That little baby in the first pic is too much. Aw.

    Reply
  9. Dracula says:
    February 10, 2012 at 5:13 pm

    Now that’s a Puppy Bowl.

    Reply
  10. Valerie says:
    February 10, 2012 at 5:14 pm

    Umm, kitten soup for supper tonight. J-K. I just can’t help myself from straycationing. LOL.

    Reply
  11. Cloudiah says:
    February 10, 2012 at 5:18 pm

    Here’s Mickey, a dog walking a C.I.O. picket line in 1937:

    (If it were colder today, I could totally go for a bowl of Boston terriers.)

    Reply
  12. Dani Alexis says:
    February 10, 2012 at 5:32 pm

    Groucho Marx kitten! *dies of squee*

    Reply
  13. burgundy says:
    February 10, 2012 at 5:46 pm

    Aaaah! Aaaaah! Aaaaah! eeeeeeeeeeee

    *ahem*

    I mean to say, my goodness, those are certainly some very adorable pictures, don’t you think?

    But no kitten picture will ever be cuter than the cat that is, at this very moment, curled up smugly on my lap.

    Reply
  14. red_locker says:
    February 10, 2012 at 5:58 pm

    Kittens and Puppies: Making one’s day since 1000 B.C. (or perhaps earlier)

    Reply
  15. Falconer says:
    February 10, 2012 at 6:27 pm

    red locker: your housecat’s mitochondrial common ancestors lived in the Middle East ca. 10,000 years ago (or 8,000 B.C., older even than the Egyptian Old Kingdom!)

    Warning: Link goes to New York Times, if anyone needs to know.

    Reply
  16. katz says:
    February 10, 2012 at 7:24 pm

    A bowl of Bostons makes a great appetizer at parties. Make sure to chill it for an hour before serving.

    Reply
  17. Crumbelievable says:
    February 10, 2012 at 7:26 pm

    http://jezebel.com/5883939/has-your-cat-infected-you-with-a-mind+controlling-parasite-probably

    Kitties are infecting our brains, and probably turning us into feminists!

    Reply
  18. shaenon says:
    February 10, 2012 at 9:16 pm

    Just to brighten everyone’s day a little more: How Batman would handle PUAs, courtesy of the wonderful Chris Sims.

    http://www.comicsalliance.com/2012/02/10/ine-special-batman-vs-the-pickup-aask-chris-mystery/

    Reply
  19. Morgan says:
    February 10, 2012 at 9:19 pm

    If you all liked Groucho Marx kitty, here’s another one you’ll probably love:

    Reply
  20. katz says:
    February 10, 2012 at 9:49 pm

    shaenon: Nice! I’d never thought of it before, but Mystery really does look and sound like a Batman villain.

    Reply
  21. CassandraSays says:
    February 10, 2012 at 9:58 pm

    There’s always been something about Mystery that tweaks me “may be a serial killer, run away” radar. He seems to think that provoking this response makes a man fascinating and unique and makes women want to bone him, for some reason.

    Reply
  22. hellkell says:
    February 10, 2012 at 10:04 pm

    Mystery looks like he never grew out of the 90’s rave scene. That hat is awful.

    Reply
  23. Dracula says:
    February 10, 2012 at 10:12 pm

    You know when you were a kid, and spent the afternoon drawing up plans for The Best Tree Fort Ever Made, complete with ziplines, emergency escape hatches and elaborate booby traps to thwart your enemies? You’d work on it for hours, then stare at it and think how awesome it would be if it could actually work?

    Yeah, that’s what Mystery’s Art Gallery Plan is.

    Reply
  24. CassandraSays says:
    February 10, 2012 at 10:19 pm

    Plus! If I was drunk or high I’d just want to steal the goggles and hat and do silly things with them, like put them on my friends. The response they provoke isn’t sexual, it’s childish.

    Reply
  25. lowquacks says:
    February 10, 2012 at 10:50 pm

    As far as I can tell, Mystery’s so-called Art Gallery Plan is simply “actually become a successful painter; women like successful painters”. It’s pretty out-there and involved, but a lot less creepy than most of the PUA nonsense out there.

    Reply
  26. AbsintheDexterous says:
    February 11, 2012 at 6:53 am

    Mystery looks like he never grew out of the 90′s rave scene. That hat is awful.

    I have a confession to make – I LOVE silly hats. And I love wearing them to bars. But I don’t wear them as some strange dastardly plot to coerce women (or men) into my bed. I wear them because I enjoy wearing them. Yes, they get attention, and for me, that’s not really the point. It’s a silly hat, which I love to wear. In fact, I really want the hat he’s wearing, because that would be awesome to wear anywhere. I always find it disappointing to see guys wearing silly hats and I find out that they are not Silly Hat Wearers – they’re just posers who don’t have the proper enjoyment of silly hats. Of course, because sometimes I have to create my own amusement, I’ll start engaging in Pretentious Wankery while wearing Silly Hats, especially when Hat Posers are around.

    Reply
  27. Falconer says:
    February 11, 2012 at 8:40 am

    I, uh …

    I think I just lost another little bit of innocence reading that art gallery scheme….

    Whatever it was I lost, it was at least blissful ignorance of the mere existence of this Mystery creep.

    Reply
  28. Valerie says:
    February 11, 2012 at 9:39 am

    Falconer, scroll back up and look at the kitties. They are brain scrubbers.

    Reply
  29. katz says:
    February 11, 2012 at 11:39 am

    Mystery reminds me of ” rel=”nofollow”>Jurgen from Sam and Max.

    Reply
  30. Kyrie says:
    February 11, 2012 at 12:19 pm

    Really? I find Mystery refreshing, compared to what we usually read: no pseudo-science on why women are evil or stupid or deserve rape or why we should be nicer to abuser (male ones of course) but plain on simple “I want to get laid” or the silliest outfit and scheme to do so. And not only is it so complex that 99,9% of his “students” will never do it, even if they do, it boils down to “make her feel comfortable” and “pretend your famous”. Which is a hell lot better than “ignore her desires” “make her feel like shit” “don’t respect her boundaries” or the ‘rape game’ (also known as ‘rape’ to the rest of English speaking world)

    Reply
  31. Falconer says:
    February 11, 2012 at 2:54 pm

    Ooh, rubbing kittens on my brain is all kind of furry and tickly.

    Reply
  32. Anon says:
    February 11, 2012 at 3:21 pm

    I think that David’s love for animals is very sweet! He seems to especially like cats…another reason for the misogynists to label him a “mangina!” (They HATE cats! They think that men who like them are ‘pussies,’ pun intended!) Thanks for a break from the hate, David!

    Reply
  33. yourbirdcansing88 says:
    February 11, 2012 at 4:06 pm

    D’awwwwww…that kitty looks so much like Groucho…I bet if it would talk, it’d be the snarkiest kitty ever!

    Reply
  34. Jawnita says:
    February 11, 2012 at 4:30 pm

    Kyrie-
    As I understand it, Mystery is still into the “make her feel like shit” thing (a.k.a. “negging”), but you’re right that he’s way less of an ass about it that certain others one could name. Looking around his site, I see mostly information of the “this might help if you are genuinely baffled by human interaction” variety; in other words, exactly the category of poor innocents that PUA so often claims to help, before the majority of it devolves into rape apologia. And this is just charming (actual straightforward anatomical information about vulvas!):
    http://www.venusianarts.com/what%E2%80%99s-that-under-her-skirt-female-anatomy-part-1-of-2/

    Reply
  35. Hippodameia says:
    February 11, 2012 at 6:13 pm

    What does one use to garnish a bowlful of Boston Terriers? Hamsters? Gerbils?

    Reply
  36. belledame222 says:
    February 12, 2012 at 3:33 am

    Wow, that’s…actually a useful and positively written article on female genitalia. I’m stunned, actually.

    Reply
  37. mralieutenant says:
    February 12, 2012 at 3:43 am

    Hahaha, I actually read that whole article. That dude or girl should write one for every part of the body.

    Reply
  38. darksidecat says:
    February 12, 2012 at 4:52 am

    There’s cissexism in that article though, and the comments are a horrible transphobic mess.

    Reply
  39. darksidecat says:
    February 12, 2012 at 4:53 am

    ah, sorry, that’s a different article I was thinking of

    Reply
  40. donsie says:
    February 12, 2012 at 7:05 am

    I spend a day away from Man Boobz because I can’t bear to read any more, well, man-boobery for a bit and look what a miss: the perfect antidote to said boobery. I think the fuzzy, smiling kitten on the left’s daddy is the milkman… or however that works for cats. I guess a cat milkman wouldn’t be be very reliable because he’d drink the profits. Okay, finished derping.

    Reply
  41. Kyrie says:
    February 12, 2012 at 8:07 am

    Jawnita: I don’t really know much about him, so my comment only applied to this particular scheme. I have no doubt that most PUAs show themselves to be terrible person at some point.

    And that’s a nice article; They don’t even call the vagina!

    Reply
  42. Falconer says:
    February 12, 2012 at 8:31 am

    I don’t see why these jerks wouldn’t just use the term “pussy” to demean other men, instead of an awkward neologism.

    Reply
  43. Kyrie says:
    February 12, 2012 at 9:53 am

    Falconer: because the awkward neologism make them think they’re smart, original and not sexist.

    Reply

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