Attention men! Sure, you’re already stretched thin and squeezed out by your rent or mortgage payments. But if you want to be a real man, you’re going to need a second house in which you can be your masculine selt without any interruptions from naggy women trying to make you all girly.
At least according to this dude, a Kenyan health and fitness guru of some sort who has somehow managed to garner himself more than 770 thousand followers on Twitter.
And always remember not to drain your body of its precious bodily fluids.
As it turns out, Eric here has a lot of thoughts on the general topic of women and their allegedly emasculating ways.
ALWAYS GUARD YOUR SEEDS!
And don’t let her beguile you with her carrot.
Be wary of love.
Also, never blink in the presence of a lady.
Eric also has some strong feelings about … tomato sauce.
I don’t think “tomato sauce” is code for anything else — like the woman’s “carrot” a couple of tweets ago — he’s just really pissed off at tomato sauce. I guess I can respect that, even if I respect nothing else about him.
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