When a guy begins his vagina advice with the phrase “listen ladies” you know you’re in for a treat. Well, feast your eyes on, and ruin your dinner with, this open letter to the (cis) ladies of the world from self-appointed vagina expert Derek. Sorry, Dr. Derek.
I have two questions:
- What the holy fucking fuck?
- Shouldn’t’ you be eating fruit and vegetables more than three times a week regardless of the state of your downstairs area?
Any-hoo-ha, I’ll leave that question for the real experts, Dr. Derek not included.
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