Leave it to the Federalist to offer a literal recipe for owning the libs.
In a post titled “How To Cook The Columbus Day Feast Of Liberal Nightmares,” the inadvertently comical right-wing site offers detailed recipes for “Mama Turner’s Sauce” and “Bedford’s Missing-Capers Veal Milanese” for your C-day “feast.” (I didn’t even know that was a thing.)
The goal here, of course, to trigger the libs with a dinner centering around tomato sauce — because, don’tcha know, it was Columbus who brought tomatoes back from the New World.
“[D]umb people across the very country [Columbus] Discovered are spreading old lies and choosing to honor Indigenous People’s Day instead” of Columbus day, the Federalists declare.
“Honoring,” because no one actually “celebrates” Indigenous Peoples Day. And why would they — there’s no pasta, no veil [I think he means veal], not a recipe for “the sauce” in early America?
But the Italians did invent the sauce. One Italian in particular also had the vision and the bravery to sail over the ends of the earth, amidst tempests, serpents, and cannibals, to discover the New World (and bring back the tomatoes they needed).
This is that man’s holiday, and these are his peoples’ recipes — brought to you by The Federalist’s Chris Bedford and Power the Future’s Daniel Turner.
Wow, I guess you sure showed us.
There’s a nearly-an-hour long video showing you how to prepare the recipes for your “feast.” Needless to say I didn’t watch the thing and neither should you.
This whole “Kitchen Culture War” — that’s what they call it — is more than a little reminiscent of MGTOW cooking, the only real difference is that these guys actually seem to know their way around a kitchen.
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