The Babyloon Bee is an Onion ripoff aimed at conservative Christians. There’s just one little problem: while the Bee writers understand the whole “fake news” aspect of the Onion, they seem to have forgotten to make any of their “satirical” posts even a little bit funny.
Here are a few recent headlines from the site that demonstrate the extreme non-funniness of the Bee. I’ve linked to the original posts so you can make some sense of the more obscure ones. But trust me, these headlines aren’t any funnier with the explanations.
Indeed, if you somehow manage to find one or more of the following even a little bit funny, there is probably something very wrong with you.
To be fair, it’s hard to be hilarious about Episcopalians.
Since I can do little surveys, I thought I’d allow you to vote on which of these headlines is the least funny.
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