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Straight men! It’s your sacred duty to be shitty at sex, because that’s what Genghis Khan would have wanted

Genghis Khan: Ladykiller

Fellas! You know how women are always begging you to be good at sex and maybe cuddle a little with them afterwards? Don’t do it! Because that’s how they get their hooks in you. And also because it’s unnatural for you to be in any way a considerate lover.

Or so says a gentleman called svas2137, posting in the MGTOW subreddit:

The idea to last long for hours to ” satisfy” a ₩hym@n [woman] like a p@r#$tar [pornstar] is a complete made up B$ to shame men to control them to hurt their ego so to gain more power and control over them and to satisfy selfish agendas bcoz the only power over men that ₩hym€n hav is $€x..

I’m not sure how men being good at sex makes women more powerful, but then again I’m no MGTOW.

Nature has alwz been about reproduction spreading ur $€€d to reproduce. Do u think in wildermess a lion or a bull or a wild elephant gives 2 fu@ks about the “feelings” , pleasure and desire of a ₩hyman??

That’s true. I don’t think that wild elephants spend a lot of time thinking about the pleasure of human women,

Or Chengis khan might have asked while fu@kin a ₩hym@n “Hey honey how are you feeling? gud? Lemmi.do a sweet pillow talk afterwards.”. Nope. It was all about spreading ur $eed passing ur genes to carry ur lineage for the survival.of the species. It alwz has been.

Take a tip from good old Chengis (aka Genghis) Khan and be a shitty lay. It’s what nature would want, if nature were a sentient being who was also kind of a dick.

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GSS ex-noob
GSS ex-noob
1 year ago

Genghis was “feminist” for his day. And more than these chuckleheads. He was kind to his wives and daughters and didn’t hate all women. He horribly murdered them equally with the men when towns were sacked. As murderous conquerors go, he wasn’t the worst. He just covered the most ground.

I was certain I wouldn’t recognize @Mogwitch’s link, but 10 seconds in I had a flashback to the 80s, including the TV I saw it on and the couch I was sitting on. Yep.

I looked at the first, uh, “quote?” and when I managed to parse the part before the dumbass spelling came in, I realized: this miggie is advocating (advertising?) premature ejaculation.

Trying to rationalize the fact you can’t keep it up, douchebag?

Bookworm in hijab
Bookworm in hijab
1 year ago

You can therefore also show your kids “Stand and Deliver” as the source material, as well as a reminder that the 1980’s were a silly place.

I’m too young to really rememberthe 80s, but I have my school photos from those days to prove the truth of that statement!

My son adores the Loreena McKennit songification of the Alfred Noyes’ poem The Highwayman , so the more highwayman-themed stuff I can show him, the happier he will be (and isn’t it weird what kids choose to love? Dinosaurs, unicorns, 18th-century robbers…)

Bookworm in hijab
Bookworm in hijab
1 year ago

I love how this thread has gone from discussing how MGTOWs are creepy, to sharing 80s music videos ?

Full Metal Ox
1 year ago

@Bookworm in hijab:

My son adores the Loreena McKennit songification of the Alfred Noyes’ poem The Highwayman , so the more highwayman-themed stuff I can show him, the happier he will be (and isn’t it weird what kids choose to love? Dinosaurs, unicorns, 18th-century robbers…)

Then here’s further fuel for his fixation (although this song has a far broader scope of meaning):

Last edited 1 year ago by Full Metal Ox
Bookworm in hijab
Bookworm in hijab
1 year ago

Full Metal Ox, I will show him that in the morning! We’re deep into it now; no signs of him changing his major interest. He loves wearing a mask because “highwaymen would wear one, too!” Whatever works, I guess? Though I doubt highwaymen used hand sanitizer…

Dalillama
Dalillama
1 year ago

@Bookworm
Highwaymen, is it? Irish music has some good ones:

https://youtu.be/RYA_MO_w_Xs

https://youtu.be/KpkqJVGzQUQ

More later, my phone’s being a pain.

Alexis Filth
Alexis Filth
1 year ago

Do… do they not realize that being “good at sex and able to last for hours” tends to be fun for both parties?
Do they just think anything that isn’t ejaculation is boring or unpleasant?

What a sad sex life to have.

Bookworm in hijab
Bookworm in hijab
1 year ago

What a sad sex entire life to have.

Not that you weren’t correct. I just think their whole lives must be pretty miserable.

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