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This NoFap parody of Johnny Cash’s cover of Hurt is possibly the worst song ever recorded

You make Johnny Cash sad

By David Futrelle

Yep, some NoFap dude did a NoFap version of Johnny Cash’s famous cover of Nine Inch Nails’ “Hurt,” with the lyrics changed to make a point about the evils of “cooming” while jerking off to porn. Just listen to this mess, if you can:

Every day we stray further from God’s light.

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Semen_Retention_Liaison_Officer
Semen_Retention_Liaison_Officer
2 years ago

@everybody

I will not be answering to any queries anymore…The conversation took an ugly turn inspite of repeated entreaties from my side not to engage in such brinksmanship

If this means I am convicted here of all the ludicrous allegations against me, let it be so

Out of the respect for the memories of many I choose to stay silent tonight, tomorrow, forever

Adios

Have a nice, peaceful and prosperous life

Rhuu - apparently an illiterati
Rhuu - apparently an illiterati
2 years ago

Guess i’m your bad guy, then.

*sigh* i hope you re-read this later.

Viscaria
Viscaria
2 years ago

This is how I’m going to win all my arguments now. “No, Viscaria, you cannot have the last piece of pie.” “Wow, sure sounds like you support horrible atrocities.” “Because I want my piece of pie, somehow I support atrocities?” “Stop bringing up the painful atrocities!! I will not be taking questions at this time.” And then I will have all of the pie and all of the moral high ground.

LindsayIrene
2 years ago

He threw out his back moving all those goalposts, I guess

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

After the 50th flounce, think he’ll stick it?

kupo
kupo
2 years ago

Hey folks, how’s the thread going?

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Naglfar
Naglfar
2 years ago

@kupo
It sure was…something. Half of it I had to read twice to make sure I wasn’t having a colossal misunderstanding and that I was actually seeing what was there.

Lainy
Lainy
2 years ago

@Kupo

Did you bring some booze to go along with that pizza? because I could use it right about now lol

Naglfar
Naglfar
2 years ago

@kupo
Out of curiosity, what is that gif from? I’ve seen it before, but I don’t know where it’s from.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
2 years ago

even white celibate priests engaged in such antics

Too bad semen retention didn’t prevent them from being horrible people.

kupo
kupo
2 years ago

@Naglfar
It’s from the show Community. Season 3, Episode 4. It’s probably my favorite episode of the show. ?

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
2 years ago

I choose to stay silent tonight, tomorrow, forever

Go ahead and let the door hit your ass on the way out.

Schnookums Von Fancypants, Naughty Basic Horse
Schnookums Von Fancypants, Naughty Basic Horse
2 years ago

So coming (HA!) into this conversation late, and I realized an important internal test for an argument: If reading your argument makes me question whether or not I’m having a stroke at this very moment, it just might be a bad argument.

Crys T
Crys T
2 years ago

Well, this thread was a hell of a thing.

Nequam
Nequam
2 years ago

For someone who doesn’t masturbate, he sure was a wanker.

Cats In Shiny Hats
Cats In Shiny Hats
2 years ago

My respect to everyone who was willing and able to respond to SRLO. I just spent the whole thread with my jaw gaping open while I watched in amused horror.

Yutolia the Laissez-Fairy Pronoun Boner
Yutolia the Laissez-Fairy Pronoun Boner
2 years ago

@Kat:

You don’t tell me what to do!!!

??

I know you’re not talking about me, I just couldn’t resist.

Christopher Green
Christopher Green
2 years ago

As a white person of partial Jewish descent… this was terribly confusing.

Like, does he believe that people from other cultures never intermingle?
Or just that they shouldn’t?

Weird and beautiful thread. Very sincere, bad spiritualism with a relatively broad span of esoteric historical bullshit.
We shall not see his like again soon.

Ahhh, who am I kidding?

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