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So Stefan Molyneux is a slam poet now, apparently

snap snap snap snap

By David Futrelle

Racist Dingus Stefan Molyneux

has started to write

most of his tweets like this

for some reason.

I can only conclude that the far-right YouTube philosopher blabber has become a slam poet. And who are we to judge? Who amongst us has not written bad poetry at some point in our lives?

So put on some Charlie Parker and enjoy these recent, er, works by Stef. I’ve taken the liberties of giving them titles.

“Ladies”

https://twitter.com/StefanMolyneux/status/1157459165679276032

“Free Riders”

https://twitter.com/StefanMolyneux/status/1157654843990917120

“Names”

https://twitter.com/StefanMolyneux/status/1157459699610128384

“Without kids”

https://twitter.com/StefanMolyneux/status/1157301715017900032

“2000 New Babies”

https://twitter.com/StefanMolyneux/status/1156370100410310656

“Drafted”

https://twitter.com/StefanMolyneux/status/1153321344135831553

Wow. That’s some of the whitest slam poetry I’ve ever seen. .

Actually, I take that back. While it’s the most white supremacist slam poetry I’ve ever seen, this little performance is at least one more white.

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Ucalegont
Ucalegont
2 years ago

Hello, I’m new here and I hope I don’t get obnoxious before the get go.

I stopped at the first poem, the one that says “fact, you let the Muslims in now don’t blame the patriarchy”. Reading the responses, I got nervous (yet again) with all the “they want to replace us”, “I’m gona fight against them”, “those socialists let them in”… Come on, be honest, say you don’t consider them humans like yourselves and you don’t want to share the country with them. I’ve had this in my family.

The best comes when a racist misogynist blames the oppression of women on you because you’re not a racist like him.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
2 years ago

@Lainy – That probably was quite a shock to your father!

I think people can be attractive to one another at any age, especially if they’re accepting of the physical changes we all go through (which Molyneux is clearly not). But the idea that all men age like a fine Chateau de Clooney is unrealistic and just as harmful as saying that women over 30 are past their expiration date.

The only reason the lonely cat lady trope is still around is because men like Molyneux think they can use it to scare young women into rushing into the arms of the nearest abuser. Life doesn’t guarantee anything, though. Even with kids it’s possible to wind up alone during your sunset years (and I would venture to guess that marrying an abuser substantially increases the chances that the kids will end up estranged from their father, and resenting their mother for not protecting them). Even without kids it’s possible to have people in your life who love you and have your back. Molyneux seems never to have heard of nieces, nephews, friends, co-workers, and neighbors.

I also love the way he says “Fact”, and then presents an opinion.

Naglfar
Naglfar
2 years ago

@Buttercup

I also love the way he says “Fact”, and then presents an opinion.

And an unsolicited and unintelligent one at that.
As usual, the right wing pseudo-intellectuals who scream the most about facts and logic seem to be unclear on what those actually are.

Moggie
Moggie
2 years ago

@Buttercup:

Meanwhile, middle-aged men can waltz on to Tindr at any time, select the 20-something woman of their choice, and have an instant family. Men never age, and they’re universally rich by age 60. Large numbers of 25 year old women on Tindr are willing to pretend to be turned on by back ailments and fiber supplements in exchange for that sweet, sweet cash.

@Lainy:

This time he said it I finally lost my temper and said back to him “no one looks good naked when their old dad. Tattoos or not no one wants to see you naked when your old”.

Me right now:

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Lainy
Lainy
2 years ago

@Moggie

I’m sorry. I hope I didn’t hurt your feelings. That wasn’t my intention with that story if I did.

epronovost
epronovost
2 years ago

@Naglfar

I’m not denying the existence of antisemitism or the existence of hate crimes. I’m denying the fact that antisemitism and the level of hate crime committed toward the jewish community, at the very least the non-orthodox jewish community, has risen to the level of what could be called reasonnably “oppression”.

I think it’s wrongheaded to place Jewish Americans in the same boat then African Americans, non-white Hispanic Americans, Native Americans, people living in US territories or even women for that matter. The damage caused by antisemitic hatred doesn’t reflect on their position in our hierarchies.

It’s difficult for a group of people to claim they suffer from “cruel and unjust treatment and control”, the basic definition of oppression, when they occupy enviable position in society, perfectly comparable, if not even better, then that of the WASP majority.

In my opinion, discrimination becomes oppressive when a group starts to collectively suffer from lost of power and opportunities in a society due to its level of discrimination. This doesn’t seem to be the case at the moment for the vast majority Jewish Americans. Though I do believe they are increasingly more vulnerable to discrimination and hate crimes.

In addition, Jewish people can claim defenders and people to call out against antisemitism in both political parties of the US though, they can also claim that antisemtic politician exist in both party too. Neither party is interested pursuing an antisemitic agenda or in using antisemitic rethoric and the antisemitic beliefs for political gains or at least not in their official platform or foremost candidates. Neither party is more vulnerable to such temptation either and occasional lapses. This make the position the Jewish American relatively safe from partisan politics, unlike the groups mentionned above, if an unenviable position overall.

So in resumé, do Jewish American suffer from discrimination and hate crimes? Yes, they do. Are they oppressed? I don’t think so, but that’s just me though. What makes you say they are? I’m not opposed to change my mind.

Rhoda
Rhoda
2 years ago

Wasn’t this the same guy who tweeted how women should focus on having a family or what will they do from 40 to 80?

I read that and thought; but you could make the exact opposite point from the same information. If we can live for decades after menopause then even looking at basic biology women are more then walking wombs. Get out there and enjoy those footloose mature years.

Weird (and tired of trumplings) Eddie
Weird (and tired of trumplings) Eddie
2 years ago

enjoy those footloose mature years

Now I gotta cut loose
Footloose, kick off the Sunday shoes

@ Lainy, Moggie:

no one looks good naked when their old dad. Tattoos or not no one wants to see you naked when your old”.

Still, it’s the best way to get the pool all to yourself….

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
2 years ago

I’m sorry, Moggie! That was really poor phrasing on my part, and certainly doesn’t reflect how I view older men. It was an indictment of delusional thinking, not wrinkles.

Citerior Motive
Citerior Motive
2 years ago

If you want company / But won’t make babies / You’re just free-riding / Off actual parents / Burma Shave

Allandrel
Allandrel
2 years ago

@Moggie

So your response to “no one wants to see you naked when you’re old” is a Nevernude? Well played.

“There are dozens of us. Dozens!”

Naglfar
Naglfar
2 years ago

@Ucalegont
Welcome to We Hunted The Mammoth! I recommend first checking out the welcome package if you haven’t already, as even though it hasn’t been updated in a while it is still a pretty good introduction to the world of WHTM.

Naglfar
Naglfar
2 years ago

@Ucalegont
Welcome to We Hunted The Mammoth!

Hippodameia
Hippodameia
2 years ago

My chihuahua

contributes more

when she moves her bowels

than Stefan ever will

in the course of his

miserable life,

because she is

sweet and furry and cute,

while hatred emanates from him

like the smell of an overused outhouse

in full sun

on a really hot August day.

Hippodameia
Hippodameia
2 years ago

(I suppose I should have specified “contributes more to the betterment of life” but I think it’s reasonably clear from context.)

Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent, Bard of the New Movement
Troubelle: Moonbeam Malcontent, Bard of the New Movement
2 years ago

An evil spiral

A blue bird’s wing

Nothing I understand

I’m brainless

What a shame when you assume
That the audience in your room
Is so slow, gaps so vast,
that unlike the past,
you choose to spread words out

What a fate to realize
Your audience is mostly guys
True to say, they’re in sync,
And they get that wink,
but something in me doubts

I don’t think you believe,
I don’t think you believe they’re listenin’
I don’t think you believe
In your words as they are

Taken chances before
And they’ve all left you sore
With that you reach out to the sky
And try to grab your shooting star

It’s all the same
There’s no more game
And you don’t even know what to do
You can’t see for the light
Shinin’ oh so bright
No wonder it hurts you
You came up from the dark
Thought you’d have a lark
But reality ain’t so kind
Seems you didn’t like
What you happened to find

Across the sky

Can you see the calls?

Like ribbons beyond

I’m elusive

Days are passing and time will tell
Just when the world has gone to hell
We’ll wake up, turn the page,
all while you just rage
Because it’s just not what you want

Look around you as you just go pale,
A breeze you take as a mighty gale
Not your fault, hear you whine
That we’re out of line
And our existence, you think, is a deliberate flaunt

And I guess you believe
And I guess you believe they understand
And I guess you believe
Your opinions are fact

Why you took to the ‘net
And got ready and set
Got your fingers all ready
And don’t know what you lack

It’s all the same
There’s no more game
And you don’t even know what to do
You can’t see for the light
Shinin’ oh so bright
No wonder it hurts you
You came up from the dark
Thought you’d have a lark
But reality ain’t so kind
Seems you didn’t like
What you happened to find

Think you’re beyond what’s right and wrong
But you just string yourself along
It’s really your fault, your time to waste
Even though you make your mistakes with haste
Another’s fault, know that’s not true,
No dignity left inside you,
You don’t know what’s real
You think it’s weak to feel

Another day

Like fresh bedsheets

Unknown to all

I am dreaming

It’s all the same
There’s no more game
And you don’t even know what to do
You can’t see for the light
Shinin’ oh so bright
No wonder it hurts you
You came up from the dark
Thought you’d have a lark
But reality ain’t so kind
Seems you didn’t like
What you happened to find

Moggie
Moggie
2 years ago

@Buttercup, @Lainy,
Sorry, I wasn’t really offended! Getting old sucks in various ways, but being invisible to young women doesn’t bother me.

Owen
Owen
2 years ago

There was an old racist called Stephen
Whose tweets were in verse quite uneven
He said “Girls, get wed!
Or your future you’ll dread!”
That dreadful old racist called Stephen

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
2 years ago

Ladies.

Mr. Molyneux.

Fact.

We’ll see about that.

The moment you welcomed Islam into the West

This is about Omar Sharif, isn’t it, the convert to Islam who starred in the 1965 film Dr. Zhivago. In our defense, I have to say that he was very romantic in that role.
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You lost the right to complain about

The Patriarchy.

Nah.

Talonknife
Talonknife
2 years ago

@Buttercup Q. Skullpants

Molyneux seems never to have heard of… friends

Are you really surprised?

Weird (and tired of trumplings) Eddie
Weird (and tired of trumplings) Eddie
2 years ago

TROUBELLE!!! Great to see you again!

Do you write music, too? I hope so, cuz you got a GIFT!!!

NiOg, Ancient Solitary Dragon Robot
NiOg, Ancient Solitary Dragon Robot
2 years ago

Hey wasn’t Ol’ Stefan Moldyneux the “If you don’t like your parents you can Divorce Them Forever and then join my doom cult” guy a few years back?

Boy howdy, sure is weird how he’s so VERY “pro family” now, I guess that ‘steal other people’s abused children and reprogram them to be your loyal minions’ thing didn’t work out so well for him?

Weird (and tired of trumplings) Eddie
Weird (and tired of trumplings) Eddie
2 years ago

so… the igno-right is thrilled that the Dayton shooter (allegedly) claimed to be a “leftist”… an (alleged) Satanist, who compiled a “kill list” and a “rape list”, but y’know how them leftists are…

*sigh*

Naglfar
Naglfar
2 years ago

@Weird Eddie
If he was a leftist, he seems to have had more in common with Skidmarxists like Aimee Therese than actual leftists. It seems he was violently misogynistic.
It seems like the him-being-a-leftist thing, if true, is totally irrelevant and is just some minor detail conservatives are harping on to distract attention from real issues.

Weird (and tired of trumplings) Eddie
Weird (and tired of trumplings) Eddie
2 years ago

@ Naglfar:

A response I’ve cultivated when talking to trumpanzees who call the Democrats “socialists” is;

“I wish you wouldn’t throw that word around like you know what it means”

If they ask ME what it means, I tell them;

“It’s not my job to educate you, go research it for yourself”

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