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Hurricane Irma and other disasters: Today in Tweets

Irma in action in Puerto Rico

By David Futrelle

Hurricane Irma is cutting a wide swath of destruction in the Carribean, en route to Florida. Meanwhile, Equifax doxxes 44% of all Americans, a racist Twitter lady waxes poetic about white guy spooge, and wolves are fucking huge, man.

https://twitter.com/drewharwell/status/905977139970834432

https://twitter.com/TheAnonJournal/status/906017338855534592

But, hey, maybe Trump will be able to profit from the hurricane. He’s done it before:

In other news, Equifax basically doxxed haf of all Americans, by accident. Oopsie daisy!

https://twitter.com/pwnallthethings/status/905895607906295808

https://twitter.com/zackwhittaker/status/906178254331142144

https://twitter.com/MikeIsaac/status/905895821207416832

In other other news:

https://twitter.com/LOLGOP/status/906135740068847617

https://twitter.com/jaredlholt/status/905788687157428226

https://twitter.com/Irish_Atheist/status/905628470650261504

On a somewhat lighter note:

And some cute animals because, damn, we need some at this point.

https://twitter.com/MeetAnimals/status/905561500227645441

I had no idea wolves could get this big. Damn.

https://twitter.com/MindBlowing/status/889893646325080065

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PeeVee the (Perpetually Ignored, Invisible but Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Perpetually Ignored, Invisible but Noice) Sarcastic
4 years ago

Pruitt: “Now is not the time to talk about climate change.”

Asshole.

Alan Robertshaw
Alan Robertshaw
4 years ago

Now is not the time to talk about climate change.

After the Princess of Wales crash some people said a ‘wear your searbelt’ campaign should be suspended because it was ‘insensitive’.

Gijoel
Gijoel
4 years ago

You mean to say I have destroyed white civilization three times in the last 24 hours?

Original home skillet
Original home skillet
4 years ago

If that dept of justice memo is true, it sounds like this is a test case for disassembling rape shield laws nationwide. Ladies, gentlemen and non-binary gentlefolk, welcome to hell.

Jojo Mojo
Jojo Mojo
4 years ago

The wolf tweet reminds me of the first time i ever saw a seagull. I originally imagined them to be the size of a pigeon

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee

Well, I’m certainly shocked that Limbaugh is a hypocrite.

Victorious Parasol
Victorious Parasol
4 years ago

@ Alan

I’m resisting the urge to make a “clunk click every trip” reference here.

Gijoel
Gijoel
4 years ago

Fox’s latest platinum idiot has a few skeletons in her closet.

Redsilkphoenix: Jetpack Vixen, Agent of the FemiNest Collective; Keeper of a Hell Toupee, and all-around Intergalactic Meanie
Redsilkphoenix: Jetpack Vixen, Agent of the FemiNest Collective; Keeper of a Hell Toupee, and all-around Intergalactic Meanie
4 years ago

(Sees if this works right)
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ETA: >:|

(Goes off to find a larger version of that pic for posting here.)

Schnookums Von Ghostface Fancypants Killer
Schnookums Von Ghostface Fancypants Killer
4 years ago

@PeeVee

It’s the same with Gun Control. If you try to discuss it when nothing major has happened you’re alarmist, and if you try to discuss it after a mass shooting you’re exploiting a tragedy. Literally there is no time that is acceptable to discuss the thing in question.

Ten Bears
4 years ago

God’s judgement for taking her name in vain.

LindsayIrene
4 years ago

You mean to say I have destroyed white civilization three times in the last 24 hours?

You are single-handedly bringing about the extinction of the Aryan race!

I’ll see myself out.

Scildfreja Unnyðnes
Scildfreja Unnyðnes
4 years ago

Tomi Lahren, skeletons in her closet? She’s got’em in the front yard on spikes, I thought?

Jojo Mojo
Jojo Mojo
4 years ago

My parents and my brother’s family dodged a hurricane sized bullet in Dominican Republic and Puerto Rico ( respectively, although it brushed and devastated some small towns by the North Bay in DR). The local markets made a killing though

Moggie
Moggie
4 years ago

Did… did Alex Jones say “goblin force”?

Jeyne Doe
Jeyne Doe
4 years ago

I’m actually waiting for the Mormons to excommunicate that Purposeful Wife d-bag.

In the meantime, I’ll just be happy for all of those white [cis] men who now have an easy and fun way to take the fight against white supremacy into their own hands.

Jojo Mojo
Jojo Mojo
4 years ago

@schnookums, peevee
Maybe part of the reason they won’t want to have a discussion is because they know they can’t pull their “if the globe is warming, how come it’s raining? Check mate environMENTALists” Trump card. Evidence with this kind of situation is so overwhelming they couldn’t just deflect it as usual.

Jojo Mojo
Jojo Mojo
4 years ago

@moggie
This is making me wonder if Alex Jones is just mentally stuck in a cyberpunk D&D session and not just finger-twirling-around-ear delusionally hateful (i know it’s against policy too call people “crazy” in a mental illness way, but Alex) Jones really makes a hard argument for the idea that he doesn’t have a very tangible grasp on reality)

SinisterPigeon: Sombrero Golem
SinisterPigeon: Sombrero Golem
4 years ago

*gentle-sobbing* Well me and the Pigeon family is riding out the storm. We live far enough from the coast and our house toughed out Andrew and it’s also near impossible to get out now. Still we have supplies and preps and the doggos ready so as soon as we get the power back will post about my safety but most certainly wouldn’t mind thoughts and prayers at this point. This storm is downright spooky.

Myriad
Myriad
4 years ago

@Sinister Pigeon

I do hope you and the family stay safe. Please do check in so we know you’re okay.

My heart goes out to all the mammotheers who are in the path. It might head my way, but I’m in central Alabama, so I’m not as worried for myself as I am about people on the coast and panhandle. Stay safe my dears.

Nanny Oggs Bosom
Nanny Oggs Bosom
4 years ago

Stay safe Mammotheers in the path of Irma.

Jojo Mojo
Jojo Mojo
4 years ago

If everyone is lucky, maybe the storm will just swerve again and dissipate in the Atlantic.

Fishy Goat
Fishy Goat
4 years ago

@Moggie Now I’m waiting for Cernovich to describe Hurricane Jose as having ‘Goblin force winds’. 😛

TheKND
TheKND
4 years ago

*Opens Hentai folder*
Oh, boy, here I go destroying the white race again!

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