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Deep Dream Reveals the Shocking Truth About Donald Trump’s Hair

Our next president? Or presidents?
Our next president? Or presidents?

I‘ve been using Google’s Deep Dream software (via Dreamscope) to conduct research into the mystery wrapped in an enigma held desperately in place with hairspray that is Donald Trump’s hair

My conclusions: It’s not a wig, nor is it an elaborate combover.

It’s DogSlugs, mostly. And eyes.

His face is kind of messed up, too.

Then again, that’s pretty much the result I get every time I use Deep Dream to research anything.

More Trump research after the jump. 

The Donald's hair in a stiff wind.
The Donald’s hair in a stiff wind.
More trouble with wind!
More trouble with wind!
He's got it under control here. I think. Actually it looks a little mad.
He’s got it under control here. I think. Actually it looks a little mad.
Sometimes he gives up and just wears his bird hat.
Sometimes he gives up and just wears his bird hat.
Now he seems to have turned into a potato. Can potatoes be president?
Now he seems to have turned into a potato. Can potatoes be president?

 

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artsmyth
artsmyth
6 years ago

Yutolia: One of my favourite MST3K lines: “Trumpy, you can do stupid things!”

Tabby Lavalamp
Tabby Lavalamp
6 years ago

Oh, that works nice! My zebra photo through two different Deep Dream sites…

https://twitter.com/TabbyLavalamp/status/622126697689645056

Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
6 years ago

@SFHC

That’s the best. You always make the BEST gifs.

RE: Aurini, Owen and whoever

WILL PEOPLE STOP MAKING ME FEEL SORRY FOR FUCKING OWEN ALREADY? HE DOESN’T DESERVE THIS SHIT, NO MATTER HOW MUCH OF A DICK HE IS BUT ARRRRRGHJHFKJHASDFKLH!

rumundtopf
6 years ago

I decided to give deepdream my Mum;s dog:

http://i.imgur.com/bAh94l6.jpg

rumundtopf
6 years ago

http://i.imgur.com/1PqRHSM.jpg

Everything is a dog

rumundtopf
6 years ago

http://i.imgur.com/umVzRAZ.jpg

Last one. This is pretty much the internet.

Ellesar
Ellesar
6 years ago

Of course the US can have a potato for President – you have already had 2 Bushes, and that turned out just great!

A.A. Wils
6 years ago

So Donald Trump’s hair is a Great Old One? Donald Trump’s Hair for President! Let’s start a petition.

Miss Andry
6 years ago

The real documentary is in the making of the Sarkeesian Effect.

Let’s do it. We can call it The Snark-eesian Effect.

Sissy
Sissy
6 years ago

@SFHC:

Wait, he’s A SPIRITOMB?! WHA– THIS IS WORLD NEWS!

Also… I knew it. His hair is an alien lifeform. I knew it. Everyone I knew laughed at me when I said it, and I’ve proved them all wrong! I should get my own hour long special on History 2 or something about this!*

*won’t get special, because who the heck’s going to watch something about alien hair for an hour?

AltoFronto
AltoFronto
6 years ago

The secret’s out!! It’s a fold-over! You too can rock the Trump Flump!

http://time.com/3923297/donald-trump-hair-secret/

Nes
Nes
6 years ago

@SFHC:

That Portal 2 gif is amazing! 😀

@Holytape

This is why I am going to vote for Donald Trump. Well not for Donald Trump, but for his hair. That’s got to be an intergalactic brain slug. And if a being is capable of interstellar travel, and can survive on that noggin, it’s capable of anything.

Damn it. I totally want to write-in “Donald Trump’s Hair” now, but I’m in a swing state (okay, so my state has gone blue for like 2-3 decades now, but it’s usually just barely), so I need to vote for the not-a-complete-and-utter-asshole candidate… or, with any luck, a candidate I actually sort of approve of!

AltoFronto
AltoFronto
6 years ago

It just occurred to me whilst doing the washing-up… What if Deep Dream is not about developing pattern-recognition AI, but really just Google trying to create a pre-emptive defense against the inevitable sentient robot uprising? Cause the misandroids to hallucinate and knock out all their targeting parameters!

Shut up, it could happen!

catmara
6 years ago

That reminds me… I must read “The Invisibles” again

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
6 years ago

http://i.imgur.com/15Clbs9.jpg

Screenshot because the potatoupee has already deleted it and blamed an “Intern,” but notice anything strange? For example, the Nazi soldiers?

neuroticbeagle
6 years ago

What’s better than Donald Trump’s hair? Donald Trump’s hair on cats.

http://metro.co.uk/2015/07/18/the-internet-reacts-to-donald-trump-running-for-president-with-trumpyourcat-5301688/

KL
KL
6 years ago

So can we talk about how he literally said that Mexico is “sending” rapists ad murderers…?

Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
6 years ago

@KL

Yeah, but SOME are good people. SOME.

Anna Nymus
Anna Nymus
6 years ago

Whoaaaa. None of my pictures through dreamscope look this cool or even remotely so distinct. What is your secret? Are you running them through multiple times?

kp
kp
6 years ago

Ah right the femitwats think Trump is bad. Of course he is bad for you types. He’s not into the social lazy like you. He doesn’t buy into victim theory you’re so fond of. And he sure isn’t going to take the shit lies you fucks spread around. Shake in your panties femitwats, you’re days are numbered.

Snuffy
Snuffy
6 years ago

@kp of course you support Trump, bigots like to stick together. Can’t wait for the Democrats to demolish him 🙂

weirwoodtreehugger
6 years ago

He’s not into the social lazy like you.

How did you know The Social Lazy was my favorite indie rock band?

Shannon Coulter
6 years ago

Thank you for your visionary research and for answering long-held questions of my brain place. I feel strongly that several important peer-reviewed journals as well as the Union of Concerned Scientists should be made aware of this breakthrough immediately.

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