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Contest time! Design a commemorative plate for A Voice for Men! Actual prize will be awarded.

Can you fill in that white space with some crap?
Can you fill in that white space with some crap?

A couple of days ago, we did our best to figure out what was going on with the strongly vaginal imagery of A Voice for Men’s newly issued commemorative coins, designed by a “a world class jeweler and minter, widely recognized as a master artisan in his trade,” who also happens to be the father of A Voice for Men’s “Activia Director” Attila Vinczer.

The commemorative coins were such a lovely gift to all of us who enjoy laughing at MRAs that a friend of this blog suggested to me that we should return the favor by designing a commemorative plate for AVFM. This generous soul also pledged to provide a prize for the winner: an authentic “male tears” coffee mug.

So let’s see what you’ve got! You can use the carefully prepared commemorative plate template I pasted in above, or make one of your own. The more perplexing, the better!

If you need some inspiration, let me remind you again what the official AVFM commemorative coin looks like:

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I’m sorry. That’s not AVFM’s commemorative coin. That is actually a guinea pig wearing glasses. Let me try again:

82028e3d8085bdd970681eacfce72967Crap. That’s actually a nineteenth-century illustration depicting the Galvanic Reanimation of the Dead. Here we go again:

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What is that I don’t even.

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Ok,ok, here’s the damn coin:

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Also, I am being told that the younger Vinczer is not actually AVFM’s “Activia Director.” He is actually the site’s “Minister of Greek Yogurt.”

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maistrechat
8 years ago

I am increasingly glad I didn’t click katz’s link

kittehserf MOD
kittehserf MOD
8 years ago

I didn’t read those as worms or maggots, just as hairs. Which was quite enough, I might add! 😀

Viscaria
Viscaria
8 years ago

I would be with you, WWTH and chimisaur, on thinking that Woody was Elam’s sockpuppet, except that Elam has some serious rage control issues that would make it difficult for him to masquerade as anyone in a space where he’s being criticized.

katz
8 years ago

They do look kinda like worms, and I now actually kind of want to redraw the hairy-asshole picture to make it more clear. Which is not an impulse I should have.

Kitteh, just saw that you added the content warning. LMAO!

pallygirl
pallygirl
8 years ago

It also kind of looks like Sauron’s eye, with lightning coming out. I thought lightning initially, or iris pattern. 🙂

strivingally
8 years ago

The prize in the plate competition is irrelevant – mocking the “equality through hatred” crowd at AVfM is its own reward!

Queen Domina
8 years ago

Come one come all! In fact come one and all, be honored by my presence. I am the maleficent mistress. The one and only Queen Domina.

Now bow before my creation as I lash my whip in the direction of the dashing and ever so divine Alison Tieman. A long time ago Alison (isn’t she oh so sweet) made a video about how poor delusional men are just like plow horses and the princesses (women) just keep the poor plow horse ignorant.

I am just such a woman and here is my plow horse. He’s so much happier when he is ignorant. So giddy up David and send me my prize or I will have to make you my little pony.

http://queendomina.deviantart.com/art/The-Princess-and-the-Plow-Horse-470407694?ga_submit_new=10%253A1406217741

Ally S
8 years ago

LOL, I strongly approve.

Argenti Aertheri
8 years ago

I have no idea what is going on there, which, in context, means it’s spot on! The introduction is just icing 🙂

LBT
LBT
8 years ago

Curses, I have been ousted! I suppose I shall not win that lovely mug with my MSpaint penises after all…

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