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Burro Misandry

Just look at this blatant burro misandry I found on Tumblr!

The Biblio-Donkey. This is an initiative by a teacher named Luis Soriano Borges, who travels through the most distant and hidden villages of Colombia to bring books to children. The male donkey is named Beto and the female is Alfa.

That’s right! Alfa and Beto! Just look at that alpha bitch burra marching along, so smug and carefree, while that poor beta trudges along behind her, forced to stare at that hot burra ass he will never have! And you just know that the slut burra is totally riding the alpha ass cock carousel.

NOTE: In all seriousness, what Borges is doing is awesome.

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schismtracer
schismtracer
10 years ago

Obvious things MRAs fail to understand part the 648124th: donkeys do not comprehend the sociological undertones of people languages.

Bee
Bee
10 years ago

KateC: Thanks for linking to the video! BLUB!

Helen
10 years ago

I think the mra would disagree too as taking books around is a bit communist isn’t it? And little girls might be taught too much thus rendering them unsuitable as foreign brides later on. Damn I want to go and volunteer delivering books by horse or donkey somewhere now !

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
10 years ago

Maybe they can hand out books that are an international marriage version of What To Expect When You’re Expecting. What To Expect When a Foreign Man Comes Wife-Shopping?

Grinner
Grinner
10 years ago

This is an awesome idea, and interestingly, naming the female burro alfa subverts the pronoun rule in Spanish, where el always (afaik) prefases any noun starting with a vowel, therefore all nouns starting with vowels are masculine, except for her!

Kyrie
Kyrie
10 years ago

Grinner, if I recall correctly, feminine noun starting with a vowel, like agua (water) use ‘el’ but are still feminine: el agua frĂ­a (the cold water). They just use the masculine pronoun for easier pronunciation. But what would you put a pronoun with a name? You wouldn’t say “the Alfa”.

pangea
10 years ago

That is too cool!

Pecunium
10 years ago

Kudos to him, and them.

Tulgey Logger
Tulgey Logger
10 years ago

David, thank you for bringing to light the often overlooked issue of Burro Misandry. Burro Misandry has a long, dark history: its earliest incarnation goes back to the fourteenth century, when the French philosopher Jean Buridan famously starved a (male) ass by placing it between two equidistant, and in all other ways equivalent, piles of sweet, delicious hay. Unable to choose, the poor ass starved to death, the first victim among many of feminism’s war on men and boys. Unsurprisingly, Buridan arranged this scenario in order to prove the antiquated theories of the mangina philosopher Aristotle (a distant ancestor of Valerie Solanas) as expressed in his “de Caelo,” in which the white knighting ALPHA FUCK himself posited that a man placed directly between food and water would be stricken with indecision and thereby starve to death. Though feminazis and manginas have been attempting to destroy men and boys through a similar mechanism ever since, their inferior ladybrains/mangina softheads

Tulgey Logger
Tulgey Logger
10 years ago

…never did grasp the fact that the male brain is perfectly capable of understanding that he will die of dehydration long before he starves, and so naturally take the water first.

Also, I must protest the “post comment” button, David. It made me post before I was done, thus embarrassing me, a man. It is therefore a misandrist button and should be either removed or placed on register-that-button.com as a bigot.

Vitamin D
Vitamin D
10 years ago

Loving Frida Ghitis right now. She seems to be throwing down with the mra’s on twitter, and they are getting all excited a real journalist appears to know they exist.

Vitamin D
Vitamin D
10 years ago

ugh, forgot link: http://www.reddit.com/r/MensRights/comments/srms2/frida_ghitis_blurts_it_out/ In case you were wondering, they have already determined she is a cunt and most likely a lesbian.

Pecunium
10 years ago

The comments in that post are appalling, and the level of upvoting seems to be higher.

I wonder if that’s because they don’t really expect it to get highlighted anywhere.

hyperdeath
10 years ago

Obvious things MRAs fail to understand part the 648124th: donkeys do not comprehend the sociological undertones of people languages.

Obvious things MRAs fail to understand part 648125: Everyone else laughs at their attempts to apply animal behavior terminology to human interaction. Even if the names were meant in a hierarchical sense, the idea that he was commenting on human society is paranoid gibberish.

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