MGTOWers, mostly straight and mostly narrow, don’t really spend a lot of time discussing lesbians. Lesbians, after all, are not only women, but women who like other women — you know, like like. But recently one of the regulars on MGTOWforums.com discovered the concept of “lesbian bed death” – the mythological notion that lesbians in long term relationships barely ever have sex – and, well, a very strange conversation ensued. Shade47 started off the discussion with these, er, observations:
Looks like the super hip lesbos forgot the small fact that in lesbian relations no one ends up paying for sex so it doesn’t happen…
The, “we don’t need men not even for sex.” club isn’t a banging scene these days.
I guess this outcome should have been obvious since you can’t put a hole inside of a hole. I keep trying to picture that and it sends me in a logic loop like a computer tasked with calculating infinity. I just can’t grasp how nothing going into nothing can create the best thing since sliced bread. …
Shade47 is so baffled by lesbians that he refuses to believe that they actually exist:
Do you guys think women are really lesbians or is it just another form of “look at me” attention whoring? I mean they don’t have sex, they don’t reproduce, they don’t achieve financial success like the gay male community does. In fact I’m not sure exactly what lesbians are doing in their relationships. I still don’t believe they are real. In order for two people to come together there must be a very specific purpose and attention whoring is shallow even for women. They usually only shack up for babies and money.
Drauger seconded the notion that lesbians are imaginary:
What do you think would happy [if] you put [two] hateful women in a home together? Bliss? Bitches go fucking shit nuts if some man isn’t giving them attention.
Repeat after me: there is no such thing as a Lesbian, only really confused women. Women are by nature whores that will change their whims depending on the whim, depending on what they perceive society rewarding them for, i.e. whores.
However there are such things as gay men, they are men who have made a defining choice.
Goldenfetus added some conspiracy theory to the mix:
Honestly, I think the entire homosexual scene is about attention – for both men and women. I’m not denying that there are men who are attracted to men and women who are attracted to women, but I do believe the entire ‘gay culture’ was intentionally manufactured to further destroy the birthrate, with the reward for participation being attention and the approval of their elite masters.
Avoidwomen, for his part, not only accepted the existence of lesbianism; he also predicted a big lesbian upswing in the future after more and more men Go Their Own Way:
I expect to see a big increase in lesbianism as more and more men avoid women. We know that women are far more social than men and they really hate being alone, even having cats is considered companionship. As for sex, it’s possible one lesbian couple is a dyke with high T(for a woman) so she pressures the more feminine lesbian for sex and the dyke may actually be paying for sex.
Then he returned to his favorite hobbyhorses: sexbots and “virtual reality” girls:
It will be very interesting to see how much sex men have vs. how much sex women have with their virtual reality computer generated men and women in the year 2020. I bet most men get laid everyday while women try it a few times and not bother with sex anymore when she realizes there’s no money in it. Women will use VR men for his virtual money while men will be with virtual women for virtual sex.
The Great One imagined a slightly different result:
I think that instead of a rise in lesbianism we will see a rise in bisexuality among females.
When females can’t find a man, they will settle for another female (or several pets). .. These female on female relationships will fall to the side when an available man offers a long term relationship.
Several pets? Hmm. If this guy is right, the future may bring severe cat shortages, sending the price of cats through the roof!
I’m putting all my money in cat futures right now.
Stay tuned for more on MGTOWers and lesbians. It gets even weirder.
MRAL, why are you spitting on people who have sex?
Isn’t that what you wish you could be?
Ozy identifies as genderqueer so it is disrespectful to know acknowledge that. Unfortunately, I am very bad at using the proper language. 🙁
As for the condoms breaking, again, used properly, they do not break, they do not tear and it is very unlikely to get a sexually transmitted disease. I know, hard for you to grasp as you have never gotten a chance to use condoms along with your total lack of knowing squat.
Oh, and seriously, there’s nothing filthy or horrible about STDs. They’re diseases, they’re a risk every sexually active person takes, they’re not God’s own Mark Of Shame.
Probably none, then. Giants are immune to most types of infections. That’s how they manage to grow so large, you see.
You have straight out stated you are grossed out by the external genitalia of women, ie, the vulva, although you mistakenly called it the vagina. You call them gashes and other weird things.
Please note, once again, that the vagina cannot be viewed from the outside. The vagina is an internal organ, and can only be viewed by a speculum.
I’d say your speculation is spot on MRAL.
Holy crap, you ninjas move fast. My prevous post was directed at MRALways Wrong’s “speculation” about Ozy.
Interesting. You sound a lot like someone who’s unhappy with hating himself all the time, but rather than doing anything productive about it is lashing out at people who have what he wants. That’s probably just a coincidence, though, huh?
It sounds like MRAL has a crush on Ozy.
Sorry about that, Ozy.
PosterformerlyknownasElizabeth – I’ve had a condom break.
But it didn’t mean that the universe was magically telling me I’d had “too much” sex or that I’d had the dirty kind. It was just an unfortunate accident. (One that happened with a long-term boyfriend, incidentally.)
Random accidents of fate ≠ proof that sex is disgusting or that a particular kind of sex is disgusting.
You can get HPV from any kind of contact so one day you too can be this guy MRAL:
Okay not really, that guy had a rare genetic disorder that caused him to be unable to fight off HPV.
Do you actually think you’re fooling anybody, MRAL?
You know, I highly doubt that MARL will ever have to worry about any STDs, ever. He would have to overcome too many weird hangups to even get naked in a room with a woman.
I sit corrected then Holly-but it is a very low chance that it could happen.
By the way, MRAL, I’ve had literally twice as many partners as Ozy.
I don’t have any STDs.
(This doesn’t mean zie doesn’t or that it would be proof zie’s filthy if zie does. Just that God doesn’t sit up there with a counter going “uh oh, fifth partner, that makes this person a slut, time to punish them with Slutpox!”)
“fucking gross?” How old are you?
Yeah, but if you have STDs, that still sucks.
I said vaginas are kind of gross, not that I hate them. I think armpit sweat is kind of gross but I don’t actually hate armpit sweat.
You guys act like it’s unheard of. A lot of men think vaginas are funny looking. Characters in movies joke about it- it’s not some weird private fetish of mine. I also think a lot of women find penises funny looking. Not a problem.
So does getting walking pneumonia MRAL, it is a disease just like any other that a person can get from contact from another person or animal or thing.
I guess it’s safe to assume MRAL has no plans for the weekend.
You don’t have to have your nose pressed up against the glass, kid. You choose to.
Why do I have a feeling you are saying this for some kind of sick sexual fantasy reason?
I’m not saying that weird attitudes toward genitals are completely made up or anything, but you’re not doing yourself any favors by using fictional characters as a gauge of what real people think.
But since you have so much time on your hands, take a few seconds and look up the definition of fetish. You’re using it all wrong and you’re more than old enough to know better.
Wow, all you people are capable of doing is personal attacks on MRAL, none of you comes close to arguing his position, oh wait, that’s right, you’re John Stewart Socialists.
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Nobinayamu, he does not even know basic anatomy, how is he going to know the meaning of the word fetish?