Categories alpha males pics Riding the Alpha Female Hen Carousel Post author By David Futrelle Post date August 19, 2011 31 Comments on Riding the Alpha Female Hen Carousel I think most of those are hens, anyway. I'm not an expert at sexing chickens. Share this:TweetShare on TumblrEmailMorePocketPrintLike Loading... More posts for you ← For the love of God, ladies, take off those pants! → Are Nice Guys sociopaths? 31 replies on “Riding the Alpha Female Hen Carousel” Ehhh at least one is a rooster. /farmgirl. Even still, this is clearly not an alpha carousel! The chickens are the one riding him, and he’s clearly a beta mancloaca* for letting them walk all over him. I’m sure they’d be spitting if only they had lips! *And just like that, my search history now includes the phrase “female chicken genitals” *are the ones. Damn you, WordPress! Actually, now that I think about it, mancloaca doesn’t work as a ‘hurr durr yer a girl’ insult since ‘cloaca’ is a neutral term for all chicken’s naughty-bits. /joke fail Ehhh at least one is a rooster. Not that there’s anything wrong with that! (Well, aside from the whole sex with chickens part.) Seconding filetofswordfish: the three in front definitely hens (the one between his legs hard to tell because comb cannot be seen clearly but probably a hen); the one in the back with the larger comb (red growth on top of head) and larger wattles is the rooster. Who also seems to have a larger…..beak. *former farmgirl too* There’s at least one gallic cock in that photo (says the guy who used to tend a flock of forty-odd hens/five cocks). I can’t say as I want to ever “sex a chicken”, but hey, YKIOK. Ithiliana: I guess we just know a cock when we see one. The MRM expression is: “Riding the Alpha dick carousel.” Consequently, the female equivalet expression would be: “Riding the Alpha pussy carousel.” They should have been cats, David. I am disappointed in you 🙂 The proper terminology is “alpha cock carousel.” Thanks anyway, Zarat. Hey, I never said they were ALL hens! Anthony, generally it’s referred to as a “cock carousel” — that’s why the woman in the banner at the top of roughly half the pages here is riding a rooster. Also, I am well aware of the joke potential of the word “pussy.” The proper terminology is “alpha cock carousel.” I stand corrected. har har har Provided the fellow lying on the ground has not been too closely associated with Loreena Bobbit – I think it’s safe to say there are two cocks in that picture, albeit one is buried under a hen and some articles of clothing. Dang, how do you guys even *tell*? *squints* I thought only roosters had combs, but I’m a city girl, so I stand corrected. 😛 The boss rooster has a bigger comb than the other roosters, and the boss hen has a bigger comb than the other hens. If the boss hen or rooster dies, whichever chook takes over grows a bigger comb. Well *that’s* awesome! I didn’t even know there were boss hens! 😀 She’s at the top of the pecking order! she even bosses the rooster a bit – like Chanticleer’s Pardelote 😉 It all looks like dinner to me. AND there are at least a dozen different shapes of combs depending on breed and variety. Most are familiar with the classic single comb, but there is also; pea, rose, cushion, walnut,V, buttercup.A hen’s single comb is bigger than a cock’s pea comb. Do you breed and show chooks, ohiken? Um, the proper terminology is “Alpha Asshole Cock Carousel”. I should know. Yes. But where are the chicks? Funny, I just visited someone with chickens today. Was thinking about getting some at one time, but zoning laws for our subdivision wouldn’t allow it. Anyway, I got to see the new chicks they just got this week. So adorable! Yes, yes I do! I currently have a flock of araucanas, but I’m thinking of switching to sussex or wyandottes next year. I’m a registered cock expert, if there is one. “I’m a registered cock expert, if there is one.” That’s what HE said. /immature I’ve only got a vew backyard chooks, but I love going to chook shows and seeing the sheer variety of fowls. I’d love to have one of those game* cocks with huge long legs, that look like a dinosaur. *PUA cock? 🙂 http://www.backyardpoultry.com/vis/2007/feb/Australian%20Black%20Red%20ckl%20Lge%20Casino%20Show%202005.jpg *PUA cock? All the Chick(en)s are into him ’cause he’s tall. Look at those long legs. Damn Alpha FUCKS! Malays and shamos are particularly unpleasant looking, orloffs too. I’vve got a little banty redcap that is the most hilarious bird, has a sea anenome on his head. On the topic of boss hens, they come in 2 types; mellow and bully. I had one that would peck every other bird until she screamed everyday just to make the point. Most others will only peck when someone oversteps their place. I likened that to the different styles of kyriarchies in other countries. Yeah, the chicks all spit on the poor little bantams 🙂 Half the eggs hatch into males. MRAs want to be cock of the walk, but they forget what happens to all the other males … True fun fact; my daughter went to school with this kid! Lurking on man boobz is awesome! Leave a Reply Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Δ This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.