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Take my wives … please!

Run, fellas, run!

It’s not just girls who go wild these days. Now even some of the older ladies – decrepit ancient crones in their 30s and 40s desperate to somehow capture the attention of men and their $MONEY$. On the Spearhead, demirogue explains what’s up with these wild old women:

What’s really eye opening to me is how these bimbos start going all out when they realize they are aging out of the marriage market. Funny how they go from being monogamous and marriage minded to polygamy, lesbianism, and whatever else they think gets them attention. And by attention, I mean the attention they crave that they no longer receive while having to become even racier in their perversions  … .

That’s right, fellas – polygamy. Trust me, you don’t even want to know what happens when a gaggle of desperate wannabe sister-wives head out on the town, all skanked up in their temple garments and their longest maxi-skirts, hoping to ensnare themselves a patriarch. It’s enough to make a fella want to just stay home at the compound with the half-dozen wives he’s already unfortunate enough to be married to.

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Bedelia Bloodyknuckle
10 years ago

Don’t you have some angry “theraputic” letters to write MRAL?

Simone Lovelace
10 years ago

MRAL, please go away until your therapy starts working again? Please??

chocomintlipwax
10 years ago

I have an aunt (not my real aunt, but one of those honorary ones) who has never been married or had kids or anything like that. She’s in her late 50s and although I’ve known her all my life, I’ve never known her to have a boyfriend or girlfriend or anything.

So I’m imagining she must slap on a Batman costume and head out into the night to become POLYGAMOUS LESBIAN WOMAN!! since as far as I know, she’s just a happy lady with a cat and a dog and lots of nieces and nephews (real ones, as well as we the fake ones). And money. Because boy you sure save a lot when you live alone.

Anyway … nice to have MRAs school me in what older women are SECRETLY DOING in their spare time.

Kave
Kave
10 years ago

It’s quite ironic really.

My wife grew up with her uncle being a gay leather daddy, she’s had female partners in the past and yet she’s still managed to be in a committed monogamous relationship for 15 or so years.

And she has greater wealth then I do. What are the odds in a mra world?

speedlines
speedlines
10 years ago

So I’m imagining she must slap on a Batman costume and head out into the night to become POLYGAMOUS LESBIAN WOMAN!!

That’s hawt.

summer_snow
summer_snow
10 years ago

@chocomintlipwax: I’d read that comic!

@MRAL: Interesting theory, but how does it account for all the “alpha FUCK women” turning into kinky poly lesbians? If all the women past the ripe old age of whatever-MRAL-deems-too-old turn into lesbians, then in the interest of making the “sexual arena” equal, do all the men turn gay?

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
10 years ago

@summer_snow:

I’m kinda surprised actually that MGTOW hasn’t turned into a sort of gay seperatist movement. I mean, you hear all the same things “We don’t need women! Men are so much better! Women are icky!”

Why don’t we have an entire movement of MGTOW-WOMs? (Men Going Their Own Way – With Other Men)

Ami Angelwings
10 years ago

who are these “alpha FUCK women” neways? o_O

Like give me some examples of who they are. How do you identify them? xD

Holly Pervocracy
10 years ago

I’m not an “alpha FUCK woman,” I think. I’m nerdy and fatty.

…am I cool?

Of course, even as a beta/omega/tau/mu/whatever, I’m still not attracted to guys who aren’t attractive to me–so that probably puts me right back on the Naughty List.

Ami Angelwings
10 years ago

I’m starting to think FUCK is actually an acronym that means something other than the swear word xD

Female Universal Communication Kitten

Is my guess xD

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
10 years ago

Now we know why batty old crones have so many cats…

Each one is a separate communication’s channel.

Molly Ren
10 years ago

I think he means “fucking alpha women”. And is probably still sore about being used as a chewtoy on the forum.

katz
10 years ago

We don’t use him as a chew toy, we just spit on him.

Although actually, if I had shit on my shoe, I wouldn’t spit on it. I’d be spitting on my own shoe.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
10 years ago

I realize MRAL thinks that women think men are just ”shit on a shoe,” but really.. He brings it up so often, and so often we contradict him.. Maybe he just wants to think of men as shit? He just doesn’t want to know that women don’t actually think he is excrement? Why else would he so doggedly insist on something he knows is true in spite of all evidence to the contrary?

karalora
10 years ago

MRAL, seriously…you have so many issues you should just spring for the subscription already.

Ami Angelwings
10 years ago

I think of Kirby more as pink bubblegum on my platform sandals…

Ami Angelwings
10 years ago

the thing is I’m not sure if he means “fucking alpha women” b/c why would he care what alpha women want? o_O He’s alrdy decided he’s a beta/omega guy, shouldn’t he be looking at beta/omega women?

I think he means women who fuck alpha guys… which to him is every woman

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
10 years ago

@Ami:

I am sorely offended at that. At least shit washes off! I just sorta… cling to you, resisting any effort to be scraped up, picking up more crud as we walk around, and make this annoying squitch sound whenever you pick your foot up…

Unless I’m on the top of your shoe, in which case I am a fashion statement! ^__^

Ami Angelwings
10 years ago

You ARE a fashion statement :3 Tall beta males are in right now for hot blonde girls… you’re like… Uggs… or jeggings…

Holly Pervocracy
10 years ago

So if Kirby inhaled Ami, would he then have Ami-like traits?

I’m picturing a Kirby with angel wings and long blonde hair.

…it amuses me.

Ami Angelwings
10 years ago

XD

BEST KIRBY EVAR

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
10 years ago

I’m just gonna leave this here. All we need now is somebody to shop blonde hair in. 😛

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
10 years ago
Ami Angelwings
10 years ago

AWWWWW <3

That's so cute! :3

Amirby!

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