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Men’s Rights Activists are losing it over a new version of Monopoly in which women make more than men

 September 10, 2019
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Every MRAs worst nightmare

By David Futrelle

From time to time, game company Hasbro gets bored and greedy and decides to perk up sales a little with a novelty version of the game Monopoly.

A couple of weeks ago, the company released Monopoly Socialism, a grim evocation of Soviet-style Communism seemingly designed to delight the Fox News crowd. Last year, they put out a similarly satirical version of Monopoly for Millennials, sans real estate, because “you can’t afford it anyway.”

Now the company has released a kind-of, sort-of feminist edition of the game — and Men’s Rights Redditors are crying “misandry.”

In Ms Monopoly, available for pre-order as of today, men get to see what it’s like to get paid less for the same work: Every time women pass “go” they collect $240, while men collect the standard $200.

Naturally, the inhabitants of the Men’s Rights subreddit — wage gap denialists all — don’t find any of this the slightest bit funny.

“That moment when you are so privileged in society that you need a leg up in a board game,” sniffed someone called Sir_Sux_Alot.

“Show boys that even when the rules are perfectly and objective fair to begin with and nothing is holding them back we still feel the need to give girls privilege over boys,” groused 5th_Law_of_Robotics.

“So they’ve taken a perfectly fair and equal game where everyone has the same chance as each other, and made it in to a sexist shit show,” lamented MrHolte.

“So when’s the new Life game come out?” asked Biff64gc.

Women getting discounted college degrees from female only scholarships and are guarenteed a stem or ceo job that pays more because of female affirmative action and men have a 90% chance of not finishing the game due to death or homlessness.

(Yes, these dudes actually believe that in the real world CEO jobs are handed out to women like candy; never mind that less than 7% of the CEOs in the Fortune 500 are women.)

“Well now I have seen it all,” mgtowjoe sighed.

The sad thing is even with 40$ more then men they will spend that one shoes and whatever other useless items that feed ego and not the common good.

Not to mention they talk about instead of properties it’s inventions that women made……. WI-FI…….. Last I heard that was an idea that was founded and proven by Tesla…..

Uh, no. Many people contributed to the invention of WiFi, including Hedy Lamarr, who is the person the game presumably celebrates.

The other invention listed was chocolate ship cookies….. Promoting the art of fattening foods to slam the idea of “healthy at any size” down our throats like a cock in a crappy porno film.

That’s … some interesting imagery there. I wouldn’t have gone directly from “chocolate ship cookies” to “cock shoved down throat” but I guess it does make for some vivid writing.

“Fuck you get woke go broke,” mgtowjoe concluded.

Someone called Ody_ssey bragged he’d beat the women at their own game.

I can guarantee I can still beat feminists in this game. The next 50% of the game is not about who had more money earlier. It becomes about decision making and probability and you need to make quick money management decisions to increase monopoly. They will complain about the game once men starts winning saying the dice is sexist.

NoButtholeNoGood, meanwhile, made the inevitable transphobic joke.

I’d just identify as female whenever I went to play this.

Hilarious.

No one tell these dudes about chess, in which the queen zooms about the board murdering opponents at will while the king stumbles around like some infomercial doofus.

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  1. Naglfar says:
    September 10, 2019 at 4:36 pm

    men have a 90% chance of not finishing the game due to death or homlessness.

    Does this actually happen in the game? It seems like an odd mechanic to implement, seeing as there was nothing like that in the original Monopoly.

    Also, what does one do if they are not male or female?

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  2. Tabby Lavalamp says:
    September 10, 2019 at 4:41 pm

    The sad thing is even with 40$ more then men they will spend that one shoes and whatever other useless items that feed ego and not the common good.

    Yes. If there’s one thing men consistently do it’s spend their money on the common good. I’m curious if this guy has also whined about women and video games or comics or MTG cards or [fill in hobby entitled men whine about women getting in to]…

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  3. Katherine the Adequate says:
    September 10, 2019 at 4:43 pm

    Re:chess, I hope these clowns discover that game’s “misandrist”! I hope they find “misandry” in as many things as possible so they stay out of everyone else’s way, and devote their lives to complaining on the interwebs from their basement lairs.

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  4. Amtep says:
    September 10, 2019 at 4:44 pm

    I, too, can confidently say I would have won games that I never intend to play. It’s because of my great skill at confidently saying things.

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  5. Michael Brew says:
    September 10, 2019 at 4:44 pm

    Interesting way for these guys to miss the point. They’re whining about it being unfair and sexist for them to get paid less in this board game when it’s supposed to illustrate how the wage gap is sexist and unfair.

    Reply
  6. Katherine the Adequate says:
    September 10, 2019 at 4:46 pm

    Tabby Lavalamp, don’t forget cases of beer and pay per view porn. Good investments there.

    Reply
  7. Savanah says:
    September 10, 2019 at 4:52 pm

    Omg Dave,
    I almost peed myself with your “dont show the boys chess” bit!
    Thank you for always making me smile!

    Reply
  8. Weird (and tired of trumplings) Eddie says:
    September 10, 2019 at 4:57 pm

    Found this on Freethought Blogs… Blogger is CripDyke, don’t know if it’s tho one from here….

    With apologies to Rogers N Hammerstein….

    He’s got a favorite word, it’s “Me!”
    His list of values starts with Greed.
    He grabs any woman’s ass
    Thinks gold leaf equals class
    And underneath his toupee
    you’ll find half an idea per day
    He loves the bible so much he made a golden calf!

    He never shows up for briefings
    His intellect is surreal
    He’s always insulting or grifting
    Save when you bring the child his Happy Meal™!

    I hate to have to say it
    But I very firmly feel
    The Donald’s not an asset to the world…

    Gorka and Miller still think he’s good,
    and looks fine in a starched white hood!

    Oh…
    How do you solve a problem like The Donald?
    How do you catch a lie and pin it down?
    How should a journalist describe The Donald?
    A snowflake with Alzheimers! A white supremacist clown!

    Many a thing you know you’d like to tell him
    Many a thing he ought to understand
    But how do you make him stay
    And hear what the experts say?
    How do you keep a wave upon the sand?

    Oh, how do you solve a problem like The Donald
    Who has to point out his brain’s existence with his hand?

    At his pressers he’s confused,
    Out of focus and bemused,
    And always seems about to nuke Iran!
    Unpredictable as weather
    He’s as flighty as a feather
    He’s demented! He’s deficient! A con man!

    He appeases the fascists!
    Role models for sadists
    He out-narcissists Narcissus!

    He is boastful! He is mean!
    He’s mendacious! He’s obscene!
    And he thinks he can give orders
    to the world!

    How do you solve a problem like The Donald?
    How do you catch a lie and pin it down?
    How should a journalist describe The Donald?
    A snowflake with Alzheimers! A white supremacist clown!

    Many a thing you know you’d like to tell him;
    Many his marbles lost that must be found.
    But how do you make him stay
    And hear what the experts say
    When he’s convinced his navel lint is profound?

    Oh, how do you solve a problem like The Donald?
    Impeach him and burn his government to the ground!

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  9. Naglfar says:
    September 10, 2019 at 4:59 pm

    @Katherine, Tabby
    Other great investments the MRAs make include Axe body spray, pickup artist courses, sex dolls (and bots when they become available), and fake documentaries (i.e. The Sarkeesian Effect, The Red Pill, etc.)
    Yup. Way better value than shoes! /s

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  10. weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee says:
    September 10, 2019 at 6:09 pm

    Once again, right wingers who claim to love the free market stop loving it when a corporation responds to a market demand for something that doesn’t cater to them.

    Reply
  11. Victorious Parasol says:
    September 10, 2019 at 7:13 pm

    OT:

    Tomorrow morning, we’ll be taking my kitty in for her last visit. She’s 20 years old. Tonight she let me know that she’s done now. We’ve been having some cuddle time on the couch for the last 2 hours.

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  12. Alan Robertshaw says:
    September 10, 2019 at 7:28 pm

    @ Vicky P

    Oh my heart goes out to you; There are no words for time like this; but for what it’s worth I’m thinking of you.

    Reply
  13. ObSidJag says:
    September 10, 2019 at 7:51 pm

    @Victorious Parasol:
    I’m so sorry to hear that you have to make that final trip. 20 years is a long time for a kitty, but it never seems like it’s enough when it’s time to let them go. I’m glad you’re getting cuddle time with her.

    On topic: I guess no one should mention to these fools that the original idea for Monopoly (or should that be *Man*opoly) was created by a woman (if memory serves) who then also made the prototype.

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  14. Lainy says:
    September 10, 2019 at 7:51 pm

    Tomorrow morning, we’ll be taking my kitty in for her last visit. She’s 20 years old. Tonight she let me know that she’s done now. We’ve been having some cuddle time on the couch for the last 2 hours.

    Losing our animal companions is never easy. Even when it’s the most merciful thing we can do for them. I’m sorry for the heavy burden of having to make that choice. and I’m sorry for the pain your going to feel. I hope it ends soon.

    Reply
  15. Victorious Parasol says:
    September 10, 2019 at 7:56 pm

    Thank you, everyone.

    Reply
  16. Buttercup Q. Skullpants says:
    September 10, 2019 at 8:13 pm

    @Victorious Parasol – It’s so hard saying goodbye to a beloved kitty. My thoughts are with you.

    So when’s the new Life game come out?

    There’s this amazing sim, where rich white men get to take the secret shortcut path to the Ivy League, Wall Street, and SCOTUS, no matter how much they fuck up and roll nothing but ones. And if you don’t land on the exact squares that previous iterations of the game entitled you to land on, you get to knock everyone else’s pieces off the board and kick the table over and still declare yourself the winner. It’s immersive and uncannily realistic. I’m playing it right now, in fact.

    The reviews are pretty mixed.

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  17. Jackson Ayres says:
    September 10, 2019 at 8:26 pm

    I know it’s not exactly the point of the article, but “WiFi was founded and proven by Tesla”? I know these people are thick, but damn.

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  18. Kestrel says:
    September 10, 2019 at 10:04 pm

    @Victorious Parasol – My thoughts are with you. It is so hard to lose our beloved pets. I like to believe that my pets are waiting on the other side of the rainbow bridge. It brings me peace to believe that the loss is only temporary.

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  19. Prith kDar says:
    September 10, 2019 at 10:28 pm

    @ Naglfar: It wasn’t quite clear, but I think they were talking about how a new feminist version of The Game of Life would play out.

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  20. Moggie says:
    September 10, 2019 at 11:58 pm

    @VP, sorry to hear that. It’s hard to focus on the positive at a time like this, but you’ve given her an amazing life, and you’re making the right decision, even though it’s the hardest thing to do.

    Who buys these novelty Monopoly games, anyway? Maybe my viewpoint is skewed, because I mostly remember Monopoly as a horrible game played to fill time at family Christmases. I can’t imagine spending money for a game which is “Monopoly, but kind of worse”.

    As for Tesla and wi-fi: quite an achievement, since he died before the development of the first commercial computer. Perhaps his design had a roomful of people performing the calculations by hand, and then passing them to a man (you could only trust a man for this) to speak ones and zeroes into a radio mic?

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  21. TimS says:
    September 11, 2019 at 12:04 am

    Does anyone else feel like this new version of Monopoly is bad, from a feminist perspective? To me looks performative, like the trope of the strong protagonist woman who is praiseworthy because she is good at macho things.

    It doesn’t read like a critique of anything to me. It feels like the worst of so-called woke corporatism. Am I missing something?

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  22. Bananananana dakry: Short-Haired, Fat, and Deranged says:
    September 11, 2019 at 1:03 am

    @Victorious Parasol

    I’m so sorry to hear about your kitty. It never gets easier losing them no matter the age. At least you have a peaceful last night with her. I wish you strength for the following day.

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  23. opposablethumbs says:
    September 11, 2019 at 1:50 am

    @Victorious Parasol, all my sympathies. I’m right there with you – our appointment at the vet’s is at the end of next week (when the neighbours can give us a lift in their car) and I’m in denial, both about Dog”s gradually declining strength and about the passage of time :-/
    fwiw, I’m grateful that – unlike for ourselves – at least we have this option (with Previous Dog, many years ago now, we hesitated a bit – just a short time, but I’ve always regretted that)
    Sending you an incorporeal hug, if I may, and wishing peace and ease to both you and cat.

    A couple of weeks ago I found a young cat in distress, trying to hide away, and helped get it to the vet (thanks to a different neighbour; we are lucky to have some nice neighbours around). It had no visible injuries but it was clearly in trouble, and we later heard that the vet had successfully treated it for Probable Encounter with Car and managed to identify the owner and it had gone home, so I’m hanging onto that.

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  24. Violet the Vile, Moonbat Screech Junky says:
    September 11, 2019 at 1:59 am

    @VP

    I’m so sorry to hear that. Losing pets is incredibly hard. Internet hug (or equivalent of your choice if you don’t like hugs) xx

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  25. TheKND says:
    September 11, 2019 at 2:02 am

    I can guarantee I can still beat feminists in this game. The next 50% of the game is not about who had more money earlier. It becomes about decision making and probability and you need to make quick money management decisions to increase monopoly. They will complain about the game once men starts winning saying the dice is sexist.

    Ah, yes, another one of those geniuses, who doesn’t get that the whole point behind Monopoly is, that it’s an entirely arbitrary game, where you feel like making big choices, but are actually just being carried (or dumped) by dumb luck.
    Because, you know, the original inventor wasn’t the biggest fan of private property.

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  26. Moggie says:
    September 11, 2019 at 2:13 am

    @TheKND:

    Because, you know, the original inventor wasn’t the biggest fan of private property.

    And that original inventor was… a woman! Then it was stolen by a guy who sold it under a new name. He made a lot of money, while she didn’t. Another chapter in “men invented everything”.

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  27. Betrayer says:
    September 11, 2019 at 2:33 am

    @TimS it is absolutely the worst sort of performative feminism, making jokes about surface problems while ignoring the underlying systemic problems.

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  28. Sheila Crosby says:
    September 11, 2019 at 3:06 am

    @Vicky all the hugs.

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  29. Kevin says:
    September 11, 2019 at 3:13 am

    I wonder if Hasbro are trying to derail Socialism:The Game, which, I am given to understand, a third party was already marketing as an unofficial expansion pack for the ‘classic’ Monopoly game.

    Capitalists finding a way to financially exploit socialism – I’m in agreement with those who hold that we’re living in an era that’s beyond satire.

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  30. Amtep says:
    September 11, 2019 at 3:49 am

    I can tell you who bought “Monopoly for Millennials”: every uncle of every millennial, for christmas when it came out. Millennials now have stacks of this game in their closets.

    I figure the target audience of Ms Monopoly is similar: not feminists, but conservative relatives of feminists, who want to give it as a joke gift.

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  31. Naglfar says:
    September 11, 2019 at 4:45 am

    @TimS, Betrayer
    Of course it’s not actually a feminist game. As far as I can tell, the whole point is to mock feminism. The MRAs have really misinterpreted it if they think it’s a feminist game, but then again they do that regularly, thinking that antifeminist things are feminist.

    @Amtep
    My conservative relatives hate me too much to send me any gifts ever, but this is probably for the better. At least I don’t receive board games that mock my politics.

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  32. Redsilkphoenix: Jetpack Vixen, Intergalactic Meanie says:
    September 11, 2019 at 5:22 am

    I strongly suspect that this novelty version of the game is like the other 10 zillion novelty versions out there, in that it’s not supposed to be played so much as just exist as a collectors item. I’ve seen versions that were themed around local cities, assorted colleges and universities, and assorted fandoms too; this version isn’t so surprising when looked at from that angle.

    How playable these collector items are as compared to the standard versions of the game, I have no idea. It’s been ages since I’ve played the game; I’m not the one to judge that.

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  33. Pie says:
    September 11, 2019 at 5:56 am

    No one tell these dudes about chess, in which the queen zooms about the board murdering opponents at will while the king stumbles around like some infomercial doofus.

    But its ok! You can kill the queen, while the king can only be sorta trapped and threatened, and the old boy’s club will sort him out with a new army and kingdom and wife for next time.

    No, wait. Not only is it possible for the black side to win in chess, but the cannon-fodder beta cuck pieces pawns can be turned into queens if they make it across the board. If that isn’t globohomo gayplex propaganda, I don’t know what is.

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  34. Citerior Motive says:
    September 11, 2019 at 7:43 am

    The direct precursor to Monopoly, Elizabeth Magie’s ‘The Landlord’s Game’, was literally designed to expose the flaws and injustices inherent in capitalism in general and landlording in particular. Magie was a Georgist, believing that individuals should keep the proceeds of their labour, but economic benefits arising from land should belong to the community.

    In other words, Hasbro using Monopoly to put the boot into socialism is pretty ironic.

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  35. Amy E says:
    September 11, 2019 at 8:34 am

    @Citerior Motive thank you, that’s most interesting.

    @VP I’m so sorry. Much love to you.

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  36. Katamount says:
    September 11, 2019 at 8:47 am

    I’m sure I still have it somewhere, but I have an old Star Wars Monopoly game back when the Special Editions came out in ’97 with Pewter figures. Damn that was fun to play.

    Board games, board games… that was always a thing our family did when we went to see the grandparents. After they passed away, we didn’t do them as much. Most family game nights these days are trivia, card games or Telestrations (which never fails to result in hilarity). Although on my late-June birthday, I’m given lease to subject them to Nightmare and its many expansions (of which I own all of them). Mwahahaha! That’s right, you’re going to be called a “maggot” by a weird Belorussian-Australian dude and like it!

    Just on the topic, if I might take a moment to complain, but I absolutely hate it when you want to buy a new version of an old board game you’ve misplaced and they fuck around with the gameplay on you. This happened to me twice, once with Clue and another with The Game of Life. Just… update the look, update the art, but leave the mechanics the way we remember them.

    At least we still got the 1971 version of Careers.

    That’s right, Ecology is the career of the future!

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  37. AcidTrial says:
    September 11, 2019 at 8:58 am

    Monopoly is the sort of game my friends and I call a “roll-go”. The strategy consists of “you roll, and then you go”. The complexity of the game mechanics boil down to “you roll, and then you go”. You can’t be “good” at Monopoly. It just isn’t a skill-based game. That’s fine if that’s the sort of thing you’re looking for, but the comment from the guy insisting he could beat any woman at Ms. Monopoly is just silly.

    I also want to echo the chorus of those who have said that these Monopoly variants aren’t really meant to be played so much as to be stupid gifts. I mean, I have a copy of “Beer Monopoly” at home that was a gift given on the grounds that: 1. Relatives know I like board games, and 2. Relatives know I drink beer. It’s never been opened, and likely never will. I will admit that I did buy Anti-Monopoly when I was in school and made an inordinate amount of my friends play it with me, but that was more out of some ill-conceived plan to make them think economics was cool.

    Also, re: @Katamount’s post above, I had completely forgotten about Careers as a game. My mom had a copy of that when I was a kid and I have vague-but-fond memories of playing it with my parents and sisters growing up.

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  38. Naglfar says:
    September 11, 2019 at 9:07 am

    @Katamount

    Most family game nights these days are trivia, card games or Telestrations (which never fails to result in hilarity).

    I love Telestrations, but I rarely have enough people around at once to play it. Since I’m very bad at drawing (as are most of the people I usually play with), it becomes humorous quickly.
    One question, though: You actually draw well. Does that make the game less funny because your illustrations would presumably be more recognizable?

    A few years ago I was visiting my grandmother’s house and I found a 1970s Scrabble set. Since I enjoy Scrabble (and am generally pretty good at it), I decided to play a game with my sister, who was there with me. Inside the box was an advertisement for a bunch of other games from the same manufacturer. The one that stuck out to me the most was an extremely sexist advertisement for a career-based game (not the one you showed) where boys had career choices like football player and astronaut and girls had choices like flight attendant or teacher. I was reminded of it because I realize that although I would like to look back upon that as an artifact of the past, it seems a shocking number of conservatives still see the world through that lens. Presumably the kinds of conservatives who send Monopoly special editions to younger relatives.

    @AcidTrial
    From my limited experience, I would argue that there is some level of skill to monopoly. It’s pretty minimal like deciding whether to buy something or agreeing or not to deals, but there is something to it.
    Special edition games as a whole are generally meant to be gifts or collectibles. I’ll play monopoly to waste time if there is a set around, but I don’t really do it for fun.

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  39. Lainy says:
    September 11, 2019 at 9:52 am

    I never liked monopoly. It always seemed like a long, boring game to me. And I’m someone who plays online chest with my fiancé on date night. Game night at my apartment includes charades, card against humanity with harry potter pack, truth bombs, no trump (which is a card game where you guess between of one of two quotes is trump or not), and guess who youtuber addition.

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  40. Dalillama says:
    September 11, 2019 at 10:19 am

    @Katherine
    The misandry in chess is a actually pretty recent. (Compared to the history of the game as a whole). The piece now called the queen was originally the Vizier, and could only move one space diagonally. The name changed to Queen in Europe sometime in the early part of last millennium, and in Queen Isabella’s Spain in the 1470s ‘[Mad] Queen’s Chess’ was developed, giving the queen her current powerful moves.

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  41. weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee says:
    September 11, 2019 at 11:02 am

    Trivial Pursuit is my favorite board game. Monopoly is entertaining for a short while, but it takes waaaaay too long for anyone to emerge as a winner.

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  42. weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee says:
    September 11, 2019 at 11:02 am

    Trivial Pursuit is my favorite board game. Monopoly is entertaining for a short while, but it takes waaaaay too long for anyone to emerge as a winner.

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  43. Garnetstar says:
    September 11, 2019 at 11:36 am

    Not only WiFi…Lady Ada Lovelace, back in the mid-1800’s, was “the first to recognise that the machine had applications beyond pure calculation, and published the first algorithm intended to be carried out by such a machine. As a result, she is sometimes regarded as the first to recognise the full potential of a “computing machine” and one of the first computer programmers.” (Wikipedia)

    I’m sure all the MRA’s will thank Lady Lovelace for making their complaint forums possible.

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  44. Katamount says:
    September 11, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    @Naglfar

    My hilarity comes with what I pick to draw. We rarely use the cards and just opt for whatever pops into our heads. Obscure and vulgar references galore!

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  45. Dormousing_it says:
    September 11, 2019 at 12:55 pm

    @Victorious Parasol:

    I’m so sorry about your kitty. I’m sure you gave him/her a wonderful life, and the best of care. Most cats don’t live to be 20.

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  46. Talonknife says:
    September 11, 2019 at 1:12 pm

    Lately, my family and I have become fond of games that are either cooperative rather than competitive (Mansions of Madness, a Lovecraft-themed exploration game is our favorite,) or more chill and relaxing “competitive” games, like Ticket to Ride.

    On a related note, I tried to play Munchkin with my three younger brothers a couple years back. The oldest of the three got so mad when I made a move that screwed him over that he knocked everything off the board and stormed off.

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  47. Dormousing_it says:
    September 11, 2019 at 1:13 pm

    @Katamount:

    Wow, that Careers game looks soooooo familiar to me. Tho, I would have been a little kid when it was being sold.

    I liked Candyland and Parcheesi when I was a little kid. As I got older, I really liked Clue.

    I agree with a few other commenters about Monopoly – it’s a long, boring game. I’ve never been a fan.

    My father liked to play chess; he taught my sister and I the moves, but of course we weren’t competent opponents for him. My mother wasn’t interested. Around 1979, he bought himself a computer chess game. It cost at least $100.00. I apologize if I’ve mentioned this before, but that game blew my dad away. He thought it was just so futuristic and sci-fi, to play chess with a computer. Incidentally, there’s an episode of the original Star Trek where Spock plays chess with a computer.

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  48. Cat Mara says:
    September 11, 2019 at 2:21 pm

    @Garnetstar: Have you seen the Plan 28 project? It is an attempt to build Babbage’s Analytical Engine using the technology of his day. Actual progress on it is slow because the initial steps have involved laboriously collecting and scanning all the designs of the Engine that Babbage created over his lifetime… not helped by the fact that Babbage created his own graphical “language” to describe the mechanisms of the Engine.

    Interestingly, the paper written by Ada¹ to which you refer, the one where she outlined how the Analytical Engine could be used to compute Bernoulli numbers, has apparently uncovered a shortcoming in the design of the Engine; basically, Ada’s program assumes the Engine has what we nowadays would call arrays, but it’s not at all clear from the surviving plans that it did. If Babbage told her otherwise, that makes Ada not only the first programmer but also the first one to be stung by vapourware promises from her hardware vendor 😂

    Stephen Wolfram, the author of the Mathematica programming language has a great post on Ada which he published on the 200th anniversary of her birth (and which includes some stuff like Babbage’s graphical language). It also has this great picture of Ada looking like she walked straight out of a Jane Austen novel:

    “Why, Mr. Darcy, while your drenched appearance is not altogether unconvivial, it was your recent paper on prime number theory positively set my heart a-flutter!” 😂

    Anyway, it’s a change from the usual portrait one usually sees of her (which, according to a biography I read of her back in university, she apparently loathed because it gave her a fashionably pointy chin, when in fact she’d inherited a strong jawline from her father, Lord Byron. You can see it in some of the other portraits in Wolfram’s post)

    ¹ I never know how best to write her name: I know most people just write “Ada Lovelace” but “Lovelace” was her title, not her surname, dammit! Or maybe British toffs habitually used their titles in place of their surnames. In any case, if I write “(Augusta) Ada Byron-King, Countess of Lovelace” people are either not going to know who I’m talking about, or think I’m an insufferable pedant… though there may be some truth in that last one.

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  49. Dalillama says:
    September 11, 2019 at 2:21 pm

    @Dormousing_It

    A computer once beat me at chess, but it proved no match in hand-to-hand combat.

    (Not mine, just something I picked up off the web)

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  50. KindaSortaHarmless says:
    September 11, 2019 at 2:34 pm

    Whenever I go to my local game store’s game night, Ticket to Ride, Tokaido, and Azul are always my favorites.

    In the Harmless clan, Monopoly’s generally the one that gets suggested sarcastically when no one has any idea what they want to do, but there was a time when my cousins really liked this Pokemon Monopoly game they had.

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