By David Futrelle
The Trump stans in Reddit’s The_Donald have responded to the sexual assault allegations against Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh in what, for them, is an extremely on-brand manner — by making weird and creepy jokes about sexual assault and some sort of forced inspection of Dianne Feinstein’s vagina.
Here’s the post in question, which The_Donald’s inhabitants collectively decided to give more than 2000 upvotes:
Naturally, The_Donald’s resident wits enthusiastically responded with rape and vagina jokes of their own. Because what is more hilarious than jokes about an 85-year-old woman’s vagina?
The Chinese spy thing is a reference to reports that an alleged Chinese spy worked in Feinstein’s office unbeknownst to her; I’m not sure how shawnesty got from there to Star Trek.
Of course, with the topic of vaginas on the table, there were the requisite jokes about how HAW HAW HER VAGINA LOOKS LIKE A ROAST BEEF SANDWICH.
More than a few decided that Diane Feinstein penis jokes were somehow even more hilarious than their compatriots’ already extremely hilarious Diane Feinstein vagina jokes.
And they say that conservatives can’t be funny!
They say that because it’s true.