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Naomi Wolf Yells at Clouds: How the once iconic feminist become a mask-hating, smile- enforcing CLOUD TRUTHER

Kate Bush busting clouds

Naomi Wolf was once an icon of feminism. Now she’s devolved into a crackpot, railing “skeptically” against masks and vaccines on Twitter and declaring that COVID lockdowns could well turn out to be the “worst policy decision outside of perhaps the Vietnam War, wars, of the 20th and 21st centuries.”

She’s especially cranky about masks. While she admits to wearing a mask in certain circumstances herself, she doesn’t like them on kids; indeed, she seems to think that making kids wear masks outdoors is a form of child abuse. (She at least retweeted someone making that claim.)

In one recent tweet she suggested that kids wearing masks are literally forgetting how to smile.

https://twitter.com/naomirwolf/status/1370521412381851649

Hey kids, Naomi Wolf thinks you’d be so much prettier if you smiled.

Her “skeptical” stance on all things COVID-related is a bit weird, coming from someone who used to be at least mostly rational. But just wait until she starts going on about clouds.

When you or I look at the sky on a typical day, we see clouds and maybe contrails; Wolf sees a “geoengineered” nightmare of fake clouds with square edges and discolored rainbows generated by secret weather-manipulating machines funded by Bill Gates and others.

She festoons her tweets with photos that might look to you like unexceptional snapshots of perfectly ordinary clouds but that she sees as PROOF that someone is fiddling with our skies.

https://twitter.com/naomirwolf/status/1082366286473117702
https://twitter.com/naomirwolf/status/1044277988618117120
https://twitter.com/naomirwolf/status/1042184837942181888
https://twitter.com/naomirwolf/status/1042179128936607745

Yeah, get right on that, Governor Cuomo.

https://twitter.com/naomirwolf/status/1055573770365210624

You too, DiBlasio!

But it’s not just New York city that has the weird clouds. The perpathetic Dr. Wollf wants you to know that the clouds in Gettysburg, PA, are also real pieces of shit.

https://twitter.com/naomirwolf/status/1078374130657955840

She’s so obsessed with this cloud stuff that she’s finds herself pondering artificial weather while at the beauty salon: If little lasers can tighten your skin just imagine what big lasers could do in the sky!

https://twitter.com/naomirwolf/status/1064586486786547713

Some of her friends seem to be telling her to op-stay ith-way e-they oud-clay ictures-pay.

https://twitter.com/naomirwolf/status/1073373353082277888

Mr. Blue Sky, please tell us why you had to hide away.

https://twitter.com/naomirwolf/status/1120745053029314560

The following tweets, suggesting that there are stationary clouds that don’t move with the wind makes me wonder if perhaps Dr. Wolf is on acid.

https://twitter.com/naomirwolf/status/1076306699982639104

Apparently all this cloud-fiddling makes Dr. Wolf depressed. And possibly the rest of us too?

https://twitter.com/naomirwolf/status/1110995530908356608

Well, we didn’t evolve to have cars and skyscrapers either, but evidently it’s the sky here that’s bad.

MORE SQUARE CLOUDS:

Stay safe, folks! don’t accidentally poke yourself on that cloud’s sharp corners.

H/T — @Caulimovirus on Twitter

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Fabe
Fabe
1 year ago

@Moon Custafar

In a way I’m glad she’s spouting the cloud nonsense, as it might make people tempted to listen to her position on masks think twice about it.

Or it might just draw more people into believing in the cloud nonsense . Those who fall for one conspiracy theory tend to be more open to falling for others

GSS ex-noob
GSS ex-noob
1 year ago

Has anyone encouraged her to see an optometrist? Maybe she’s got a wicked astigmatism that makes round things look square.

(If only it could be fixed so easily)

BubbleGrass
BubbleGrass
1 year ago

Good lord.
You know, Elvis near the end thought he could *move* clouds with his mind. And he didn’t even have the Internet to find the crazy.

Last edited 1 year ago by BubbleGrass
Liberty Moonberry
Liberty Moonberry
1 year ago

Life is far too short to spend all your collective time Bitching..Remember Dr Naomi Wolf’s best bits and use critical thinking;Question EVERYTHING…Remember,the Price of being a Sheep is Boredom,and it seems that U lot have far too much time on your hands…Peace lmao!!!!

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
1 year ago

Question EVERYTHING…Remember,the Price of being a Sheep is Boredom,and it seems that U lot have far too much time on your hands

Do you also yell at clouds?

Jon H
Jon H
1 year ago

The comment by “Peace” (https://www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/2021/03/16/naomi-wolf-yells-at-clouds-how-the-once-iconic-feminist-become-a-mask-hating-smile-enforcing-cloud-truther/comment-page-1/#comment-3659775)

links to a bit of pernicious anti-vax crankery. I mean it actually cites Judy Mikovits as if she were an authority on anything but fraud.

Not sure how you prefer to handle comment hygiene, but just wanted to let you know.

VictorianDad
VictorianDad
11 months ago

Sadly, now Naomi has been suspended from Twitter, some linked content is unavailable.

Maybe use screenshots from now on?

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