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The Tiny Kitten Comment on YouTube: My Explanation

Ok, this is a little embarrassing, but I would like to offer my explanation of this comment that was posted on my most recent video about Stefan Molyneux:

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Now, I admit this looks bad. It looks like I was trying to pretend to be an adorable tiny kitten posting a comment praising my video, and that I screwed up and posted it from the wrong account, revealing that it was actually me posting the comment and not a tiny kitten at all.

Well, nothing could be further from the truth. I was not pretending to be a tiny kitten. I am a tiny kitten. And I like watching my own videos more than I like playing with laser pointers. (But not more than playing with wand toys. I mean, those things are AMAZING.)

Ooh, what was that?

OMFG, BIRD!! BIRD OUTSIDE THE WINDOW!!

Do you guys SEE THIS??!

Oh, flew away.

Time to lick myself I guess.

 

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Trae Dorn
7 years ago

Okay, that was genuinely funny

Puddleglum
7 years ago

I won’t believe this until I also hear from the ferrets.

maistrechat
7 years ago

I’m trying to keep track: we are all now you, a collection of cats in a human suit that is inside a tiny kitten suit?

Or is it a tiny kitten in a “collection of cats in a human suit” suit?

magnesium
magnesium
7 years ago

I. Knew. It.

Kootiepatra
7 years ago

…So, if we’re all David, does that mean we’re all tiny kittens too?

serrana
serrana
7 years ago

It’s kittens all the way down.

bunnybunny
bunnybunny
7 years ago

HOWEVER, despite all of this I feel like I have learned pretty much nothing so far from everything that has happened in my life.

Hahaha. Pets. Yeah.

emilygoddess - MOD
emilygoddess - MOD
7 years ago

I lol’d.

Semi-relevant.

cloudiah
7 years ago

Adorable tiny kittens should write a greater percentage of YouTube comments. Then they wouldn’t be such a cesspool.

brooked
brooked
7 years ago

So this isn’t a comment on your own 62 minute long “The Truth About Toy Mice” video?

breadandrosesblogger
7 years ago

Hold on, this appears to be a genuine quote from a cat. Dave forgot the quotation marks. Dammmit, man…

Auntie Alias
Auntie Alias
7 years ago

Very entertaining! But today doesn’t look like a semi-vacation day to me.

weirwoodtreehugger
7 years ago

I secure video footage of the tiny kitten. It’s totally real guys!

tiko72
tiko72
7 years ago

This is mocking at it’s finest.

Also I thought David was on vacation.Four posts in one day,guess I’ll have to delay that early night again.

Real Life Internet Joke
Real Life Internet Joke
7 years ago

I love this. You totally kinda ruined commentator reliability for me but i really enjoyed this a lot more and want to keep this joke going forever. Being an attractive internet person, I understand what is like to be seen as nothing more than an eternal running gag, I also know what it is like when a joke will remain “funny” “forever” “and ever.” HOWEVER, despite all of this I feel like I have learned that the things MRA’s spew are horrifying and idiotic for people with lives. Thank you so much for posting this. Honestly I want to keep making this joke all day, and I look to people like MRA’s to keep giving us gifts of comedy like this. THANKS SO MUCH.

Erica B
Erica B
7 years ago

It’s funny because the faux pas being mocked here is a comment that I’ve seen word for word on another site in response to the Hobby Lobby ruling, but for the life of me I can’t find it. I really wanted to go back and point out that the comment was a cut and paste job from Stefan…Has anybody else seen it by any chance, it was probably either right wing watch or daily kos…argh!

Argenti Aertheri
7 years ago

I love this. You kinda totally ruined tubifex forever, but that’s ok, I still have bloodworms and shrimp. As an adorable tiny fish, I know what’s it’s like to be seen as nothing more than an entertaining creature to harass. I also know what’s it’s like to use that to my “advantage” to “beg for shrimp” from my human. HOWEVER, despite all this I feel like I’ve learned nothing from my life so far. Thank you so much for posting this! Honestly, now I want a clam, and I look to people like you to provide clams. THANKS SO MUCH!

— signed “Puff”

Who I now owe a clam! (But not tubifex, he hates those things.)

Lea
Lea
7 years ago

Well played, sir. Well played.

Robert Ramirez
7 years ago

S.M’s fanboys are now saying he was merely repost a comment but refuse to give the sources of that comment, they are probably going to say it was accidentally deleted. I’ll bet anyone $2.31 that is exactly what the spin is going to be from S.M.

Alice Sanguinaria
7 years ago

I laughed.

kittehserf MOD
kittehserf MOD
7 years ago

Of course David’s an adorable tiny kitten! Did anyone think the grand co-ordinator of all things misandrist could be anything else?

me and not you
me and not you
7 years ago

KItten Inception! We’re all kittens with kittens

thebewilderness
thebewilderness
7 years ago

BIRD!!!

Argenti Aertheri
7 years ago

No I’m a fish!! You kitties come over here so I can stalk your ears!

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