I have discovered what is possibly the best thing ever . Is anyone familiar with regender ? It is a site that runs a program that switches the gendered words used on a selected site to either the opposite or gender neutral (you pick which). Running regender on boobroll sights is turning out to be hilarious beyond belief. I must admit Roissy is the funniest so far, with regendered lines like this:
“And finally, watch how she reacts when her boyfriend bounds next to her; no beta supplicating there. She stands firm and lets his nuzzle into her personal space. He is the one with exaggerated body motions, while she remains the oak tree under which he frolics like the nymphette he is.”
“Why do men respond so positively to kino from women, to the point of complying with the women’s requests for a slow dance or a phone number? The answer is in the survey results of the study: kino is associated with female dominance. And men LOVE LOVE LOVE female dominance. If you need a reminder: Chicks dig power. Women dig beauty.”
“A woman turning her back on raising her status is akin to a man letting himself get fat and slovenly.”
MarkyMark regendered, however, is eerily like a radfem at times:
” I’m posting it to help my girls, because many of them work with dangerous men. I’ve worked with men like this, so they exist all right. To be safe at work, a woman has to assume ALL men are dangerous.”
“Anyone who says that religious boys are a safe bet is out of their mind. If the man grew up here in America, then he’s a masculist; if he attended college here, then he’s a RAGING MASCULIST; sorry, but that’s how it is. ”
“Here’s yet ANOTHER example of why marrying an American man is bad news; here’s yet another example of how married women are like slaves. ”
“Yes, it is disgusting. Men and their attitudes are disgusting! What’s even more disgusting is that no fellow men CALL OUT their fellow brothers for this sort of thing.”
i love that regender switches names too. Here’s MaryMark talking about Donald Trump … regendered:
Christine has a point. Look at Donna Trump. How many hotties has she married in their prime? At least three that I can think of. First was Ivan. When he accumulated some wear & tear, the Donna went for the busty, blond George peach of Mark Maples. Now, she’s married to Melvin Knauss, who was a model. I have ONE question to ask you people: if Donna Trump were collecting Social Security checks rather than being a billionaire, do you REALLY think that she’d have any male attention at all, let alone from some of the most desirable men on the planet? I think we all know the answer to that one! IOW, Christine in Oregon is right. Until next time…
Ion
13 years ago
It’s not very well hidden, for a secret.
So this is the clubhouse where the mighty men of Manboobz gather to act like giggling schoolgirls with a cat fetish? Do you also swoon over Edward Cullen and discuss your favorite shade of toenail polish? If this is what feminist men are like… geez, I feel sorry for society. I think I’ll go away before the pillow fight and hair-braiding starts.
Posting because I don’t want the secret kitty party to slip off the top posts. Also because this:
“the Donna went for the busty, blond George peach of Mark Maples.”
Is awesome.
My boyfriend said he was going to record some stuff today. I hope it’s a MarkyMark reading!
Plymouth
13 years ago
We gather here to watch Angel and Spike kick Edward Cullen’s ass. It’s like Vampire Fight Club. And the first rule of Vampire Fight club is you don’t talk about Vampire Fight Club.
Sarah
13 years ago
Ooooh. Guys! A secret clubhouse, how did I miss it? Very cool!
We Hunted The Mammoth
The one in front looks positively sinister.
Does this have something to do with you posting the Cats of Ulthar a little while ago, David? ARE YOU WORKING WITH THEM?
Hey, the cats of Ulthar are awesome! Just don’t try to kill any of them, and all is good :-p
Heeeeeeeere kittehkittehkittehkitteh…
I have discovered what is possibly the best thing ever . Is anyone familiar with regender ? It is a site that runs a program that switches the gendered words used on a selected site to either the opposite or gender neutral (you pick which). Running regender on boobroll sights is turning out to be hilarious beyond belief. I must admit Roissy is the funniest so far, with regendered lines like this:
“And finally, watch how she reacts when her boyfriend bounds next to her; no beta supplicating there. She stands firm and lets his nuzzle into her personal space. He is the one with exaggerated body motions, while she remains the oak tree under which he frolics like the nymphette he is.”
“Why do men respond so positively to kino from women, to the point of complying with the women’s requests for a slow dance or a phone number? The answer is in the survey results of the study: kino is associated with female dominance. And men LOVE LOVE LOVE female dominance. If you need a reminder: Chicks dig power. Women dig beauty.”
“A woman turning her back on raising her status is akin to a man letting himself get fat and slovenly.”
MarkyMark regendered, however, is eerily like a radfem at times:
” I’m posting it to help my girls, because many of them work with dangerous men. I’ve worked with men like this, so they exist all right. To be safe at work, a woman has to assume ALL men are dangerous.”
“Anyone who says that religious boys are a safe bet is out of their mind. If the man grew up here in America, then he’s a masculist; if he attended college here, then he’s a RAGING MASCULIST; sorry, but that’s how it is. ”
“Here’s yet ANOTHER example of why marrying an American man is bad news; here’s yet another example of how married women are like slaves. ”
“Yes, it is disgusting. Men and their attitudes are disgusting! What’s even more disgusting is that no fellow men CALL OUT their fellow brothers for this sort of thing.”
dsc, that is a thing of beauty. I believe I may have to do a post based on that. Or ten.
So this is a limited access thread?
It’s a seekret clubhouse.
There’s punch and pie!
And plum pudding.
i love that regender switches names too. Here’s MaryMark talking about Donald Trump … regendered:
Christine has a point. Look at Donna Trump. How many hotties has she married in their prime? At least three that I can think of. First was Ivan. When he accumulated some wear & tear, the Donna went for the busty, blond George peach of Mark Maples. Now, she’s married to Melvin Knauss, who was a model. I have ONE question to ask you people: if Donna Trump were collecting Social Security checks rather than being a billionaire, do you REALLY think that she’d have any male attention at all, let alone from some of the most desirable men on the planet? I think we all know the answer to that one! IOW, Christine in Oregon is right. Until next time…
It’s not very well hidden, for a secret.
So this is the clubhouse where the mighty men of Manboobz gather to act like giggling schoolgirls with a cat fetish? Do you also swoon over Edward Cullen and discuss your favorite shade of toenail polish? If this is what feminist men are like… geez, I feel sorry for society. I think I’ll go away before the pillow fight and hair-braiding starts.
Well, no, it’s not really seekret. But my cat could totally kick your ass.
Also: Kitty backrub!!!!1!!!
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8zlcv7zOh1qzr2kio1_500.gif
Posting because I don’t want the secret kitty party to slip off the top posts. Also because this:
“the Donna went for the busty, blond George peach of Mark Maples.”
Is awesome.
My boyfriend said he was going to record some stuff today. I hope it’s a MarkyMark reading!
We gather here to watch Angel and Spike kick Edward Cullen’s ass. It’s like Vampire Fight Club. And the first rule of Vampire Fight club is you don’t talk about Vampire Fight Club.
Ooooh. Guys! A secret clubhouse, how did I miss it? Very cool!
Who wants me to braid their hair?