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This is a bit off-topic, I know, but I can’t help myself. Like everyone else who pays even the slightest attention to American politics, or at least that last Republican debate, I am both mystified and disgusted by that … thing … that appeared on Ted Cruz’s upper lip, then transferred itself to his lower lip, and ultimately into his mouth.
I grossed myself out a little just writing that sentence.
I have no great insight into what exactly was going on there, but we can take heart in the fact that the media is on the case:
Oh, and there’s plenty more where those come from.
I eagerly await the conspiracy theories that will inevitably arise to explain this incident. Hell, for all I know a whole new movement could arise from it — the Ted Cruz Booger Truther movement.
And I’m not even going to get into the whole teeth issue. I mean, I think we can all agree that the teeth in that screenshot above are not human teeth.
I’ll leave it to the Ted Cruz Booger Tooth Truther movement to figure out the details.