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When you think of the word “cupcake,” what pops into your head? A vision of a delicious miniature cake, on the general model of a muffin, with a topping of lovely creamy icing and perhaps a light dusting of sprinkles? Or do you imagine some evil vindictive bitch hell-bent on ruining your life?
If the latter, there’s a good chance you’re a Man Going Your Own Way. On the MGTOW message boards I read (so you don’t have to), “cupcake” is the go-to insult when the regulars want to say something especially nasty about a woman that they, or some other man, once regarded as the epitome of sweetness and innocence. In the minds of some MGTOW, a cupcake is even worse than a cunt.
Let us look at the characteristics of a truly modern cupcake. We will start today with some statements from the fellows on the Happy Bachelors forum. (I’m too lazy to provide links for every example; they all can be found by searching for the word “cupcake” on HB’s search page.)
Cupcake: Fucks up relationships just for the hell of it
The way things are going there is almost no incentive for a woman to maintain a relationship and there is always the knowledge that no matter what cupcake is like at the start she can destroy things completely whenever she feels like.
Cupcake: Only brings vagina to the table.
If you ever decide to get married, just ask cupcake what she will be bringing to the marriage other [th]an a vagina. Watch her squirm trying to answer that question.
Cupcake: Is the queen of food-related mixed metaphor
Some men, once they get a whiff off pussy, turn into jello in the hand of cupcake.
Cupcake: Something-or-other to do with Lord of the Rings, I can’t figure it out.
If you want a Tolkien analogy, look no further then the 9 ring wraiths, once that magic ring got on their finger they were enslaved and drained of all life, nothing but shadow figures. Women will do that to any man, no exceptions, don’t delude yourself into thinking you’re special, you’re not and you will be a source of amusement for cupcake as she emotionally torments you for her pleasure. Women hate not only men but they especially hate themselves, it’s why they do what they do. Their behavior is that of a clinically insane inmate. Only the asylum is the real world and the few sane men must take refuge behind emotional bars.
Tomorrow: Guys from NiceGuy’s offer their take on the Cupcake Question.
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