Yesterday the rigt-wing mediasphere went bananas over an ambiguous comment from the top James Bond producer seemingly suggesting that maybe, just maybe, at some time in the future, James Bond could get rebooted as a non-binary super spy.
Today some on the fringes of the already fringe-dwelling right wing press are convinced that the Prime Minister of New Zealand wants her constituents to start boning each other silly in groups of up to 25.
As the unintentional humorists of The Gateway Pundit put it:
In case you didn’t get it after reading the headline, Mr. Hoft repeated his main point twice in the brief article itself.
This week the wicked New Zealand Prime Minister announced that the easing of the COVID-19 restrictions will allow for orgies of up to 25 people.
Ardern giggled as she spoke about the resumption of New Zealand orgies.
Emphasis definitely his.
Similar stories ran on such reputable news outlets as World Net Daily, Breitbart and Alex Jones’ Infowars.
The story took off after someone who is not actually a right-wing ideologue posted a jokey Tweet.
As you can see in the brief video clip above, PM Jacinda Ardern, who was talking about lifting some of the country’s COVID restrictions, did say that Tinder assignations were starting up again. And then she said something about “up to 25” people in the “red area,” making a reference to New Zealand’s traffic-light-inspired categories for dangerous and less dangerous areas.
Or it could be that these “red areas” are parts of the body that can get sore after fucking, say, 24 of your best friends for 12 hours. Be careful, folks! Be safe, and remember to use lube whenever and wherever you might need it, and maybe we can keep those red areas from getting too red.
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