Cereal giant Kellogg’s is teaming up with GLAAD to launch a new limited-edition LGBTQ-themed cereal called Together With Pride.
Really? Yes, really.
Basically a combination of Froot Loops and edible glitter, the new cereal should be arriving on store shelves in time for Pride Month. Kellogg”s will donate a couple of bucks to GLAAD for every box you buy.
Naturally, right-wingers are attacking Kellogg’s as “demonic” and urging a boycott.
“In my opinion, this is straight-up child abuse,” writes Missy Crane on WayneDupree.com, “and decent parents MUST take a stand….immediately” by throwing out any Kellogg’s cereals they might have lurking in their pantries.
The left is coming after your kids – they are the monsters that live under the bed, and in the closet, and they are coming for your kids…I’ll say it again: The left is coming for your kids.
And they’ll use anything under the sun to do it – even a box of friggen cereal.
I am a mother – my daughter is not young, she’s an adult, but as a mother, I am asking all the parents, grandparents, and future parents, to … take a stand for your kids, grandkids, and future kids by solidly rejecting this demonic nonsense being peddled by Kellogg’s to our nation’s kids.
Oh, but she’s not done yet.
These are young, impressionable, and innocent children, who are being grossly manipulated and pushed into “mental illness” by “WOKE” corporations, and as responsible parents and human beings we need to take a STAND NOW and say “no more.”
There is no reason on earth that kids should be subjected to sexuality. In my opinion, this is child abuse and it’s also criminal.
There are similar attacks on Kellogg’s on an assortment of right-wing sites.
“It looks like Kellogg’s is full on woke now too, despite the damage this will do to children,” laments a post on the Right Scoop. “Welp, there’s another brand of cereal I won’t be buying in the future.”
On RedState.com, meanwhile, Mike Miller harumphs a big harumph at
the insanity being shoved in the faces of children — from cartoon and movie characters to woke boxes of cereal, to encouragement from lunatics that kids as young as 3-years-old, or whatever, “self-identify” their gender without interference from their parents?
Let’s just say I’m grateful, in a sense, that I no longer have young children — as much as I cherish those years of normal child-rearing.
The blog Moonbattery, similarly complains that the “woke” are
com[ing] at kids from every direction with relentless indoctrination, corrupting them through the schools, through television, through the degenerate, hyperpoliticized entertainment industry — even through cereal boxes. …
To encourage children to reject their own gender in accordance with the LGBT agenda, the cereal box sexually disorients them by asking for their preferred pronouns.
I’m not sure that last bit is true; I guess I’lll have to see when the Together With Pride debuts in the supermarket.
Meanwhile, the cereal itself is getting a decidedly mixed review on the cereal-centric site Cerealously.net:
Together with Pride is very generically fruity. It’s difficult and unproductive trying to detect any traces of raspberry or strawberry specifically, because it all gets gummed together by a sticky sugar sheen and the additional cloying sweetness of each piece’s “edible glitter.” Imagine the fakest berry taste you can, then make it hollower and glossier. …
The Bottom Line: 4 good causes with bad executions out of 10
Huh. Apparently creating a deliciously gay cereal is a little harder than you’d think — even with demons on your side.
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